Comic fairy tales for the new year for a corporate party. The best New Year's fairy tales and skits - impromptu
Good day! New Year- one of the most amazing and long-awaited holidays! It is impatiently awaited not only by children, but also by adults who also want to believe in miracles! Give your colleagues a real fun winter fairy tale, or rather, several new fairy tales that will not only give your work friends the opportunity to have fun, but also show all their talents and abilities!
This funny scenario cheerful company, with musical accompaniment, artistic transformations, with jokes, will turn a New Year's corporate party into a real unforgettable event. Cool converted fairy tales for a corporate party for the New Year for adults, here you can download for free. Have a great participation! An unforgettable experience awaits you!
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Cool New Year's riddles from Santa Claus for a corporate party for adults
Guess and tell!
What holiday is it?
He comes in the dark night
Absolutely ugly.
He is almost natural.
He became famous for his
The drunkenness of the people.
Tables are full of food
Yashv not count.
And the clock strikes twelve...
Start eating!
Drinking and dancing all the people!
Ice instead of a heart
I'm not hearsay!
In the eyes of a snowflake
Legs from under the arm.
chubby ass,
It wiggles so much!
Sex, not a woman
It lifts everything!
It's a pity that this fool
My granddaughter...
Tell me who is
The first among men?
Not handsome, but not evil
And to the caress of a clockwork!
Red nose and beard!
Not a maniac, not a blue one!
And the people call "Fierce"
He walks in felt boots shod.
Well, think trouble
He pinches sometimes.
Who will judge him for that?
And you, tea, will not decrease!
He comes with a thick stick
Do not leave without a gift!
And a whole load of gifts!
And his name is...
The New Year is coming.
He wags his tail.
Lots of meat and income
He promises us!
There will be many friends
And there will be no fight!
We will live more fun!
This year…
I am very glad that they guessed it, to know the brains on the spot!
Have fun, pour! .. Well, for me, two hundred grams ...
Riddle for adults: Whose parents are the Snowman and the Snowwoman?
Answer: Snow Maiden
Correct Answer: Bigfoot
Riddle for adults: Why does Santa Claus have a red nose?
Answer: I drank too much
The correct answer is: he has just come from a Russian banya, because in Russia since ... a year there has been such a tradition before the new year to go to the banya with friends
Who can without the Internet
Answer riddles?
Who can give answers
That whole year will be rich!
1.Human height,
The figure is super simple:
30:60:90. (snow woman)
2. The whole holiday is on the sly,
Well, very green ... (Christmas tree)
3. Tell him a poem
And he will climb into the bag. (Father Frost)
4. Beauty, not a fool -
Well, ash stump, ... (Snow Maiden)
5. A naked person went out onto the ice,
It turned out ... (ice)
6. Walking around in the New Year
Santa Claus is lazy
There is a team at the gate,
And there is one in it ... (deer)
7. Watches, perfumes and foreign cars -
All this in the new year ... (gifts)
8. There is already a crust on the pope,
But Yegorka climbs up:
“Most, cool ...” (slide)
9. We celebrate with you here -
This holiday ... (new year)
10.New but vice versa
Holiday ... (old new year)
11. The janitor kept rowing and rowing snow,
Grew three times ... (snowdrift)
12. Who doesn’t have enough money -
She dreams of rowing a salary. (shovel)
New Year's script, corporate (sketch for a feast with Santa Claus and Snegurka)
The usual text is Santa Claus.
In quotation marks - Snow Maiden.
In double quotes - Together.
In parentheses is the script.
The text is spoken slowly, viscous, as is customary. Santa Claus in particular. The Snow Maiden sometimes speaks a little faster and, as it were, like a child.
"Do you want, believe or not believe -"
Holidays are knocking at your door!
Although you are not children for a long time,
“We came to you anyway!”
(go to the people)
“Yes, really, what is it?
Since the mustache grows on the face,
Fifth chest size
And in glasses, like mercury,
Splashing intoxicating potion - "
Are you not worthy of fun?
New Year's, live!
"Children's, simple happiness!"
Faith in a fairy tale and good!
No, friends! "No matter how old
That legend about Grandfather,
What is called Frost
Whose unshakable credo
Come with a gift to the house!
And a beautiful girl
His granddaughter, a mischievous
About the Snow Maiden! “But still!
We have come to you!” (they approach the cake, but do not look at it) “Give me the knife!” (very ambiguous)
(starts cutting the cake)
We'll cut the cake and everyone
Who will believe in us, "what is important!"
Taking it from our hands
(begins handing out the cake)
Doesn't know separation
In the new year, no loss,
"No pay cut!"
Abbreviations and simple
They will bypass you!
“And the tricks of the gloomy power,
From the pre-Babaric era,
Turned into Crisis
Perish!” As if dreaming
They are in your nightmare -
You believe me! "And me!"
Only happiness and luck
Bring you a new year!
""We are wizards, which means
That's how it's going to happen!"
"Angels-children", colleagues-friends,
Competent chef - "and not a pig at all!"
Kind faces every day
"Goodbye fatigue, boredom and laziness!"
Work and home that bring joy!.
(They finish handing out the cake.)
“Look, there’s no more cake left!”
Yes, it does not matter - after all, everyone got it!
And I'll eat at the next point! ..
“In short, fellow citizens, Happy New Year to all!”
And remember, we are inseparable from the people!
“And at five years old and at seventy - everyone will receive!”
A ray of sunshine from us with the Snow Maiden!
“In the same, unique, unique!”
The best day of the year, popularly loved!
“New Year's Day, when THE TALE TO BE!
And just try to forget it! .. (threaten with a knife) ""
(exit to standing ovation)
New Year's script (cool hussar humor with Peter the Great and Lieutenant Rzhevsky)
1ST HOST
Happy holiday is coming
And before him a little bit left.
Do you know how it started?
How was the New Year established?
2ND HOST
Among the scattered bottles
Cut off a slice of sausage
Tsar Peter sat, scratching the back of his head,
Snack dirty mustache,
With friends slamming a glass,
And brushing off the dandruff from your shoulders,
He is the courtier Aleksashka
He made this speech:
PETER (1ST LEADING)
The idea came out big
Russian furnish the house.
MENSHIKOV (2ND LEADING)
Drink, plunder, plunder,
And they blame us for everything!
Who are you referring to here?
Saying such things?
MENSHIKOV
Always blamed in Russia
Only the previous king!
I'll cut a window to Europe
Having built a city on the Neva.
MENSHIKOV
And we will look at ... how
Do they already live in Moscow?
I want to leave myself
Good memory in Rus'.
MENSHIKOV
So you need to add holidays,
At least someone, Min Hertz, ask!
Church holidays are full, after all,
And the devil himself will not understand them!
MENSHIKOV
Than to cut through the window now, at least
Leave, for example, the New Year.
And what is this holiday?
MENSHIKOV
Tsar Peter, get out the calendar,
As soon as it ends
Follow the lady in the dance!
Wait a whole year? For what? Why is it here
Such terms? Weak huh?!
MENSHIKOV
Dance all year, but without fireworks,
And in the New Year - fireworks if you please.
Salute is good! But to no avail
Shoot only at the sky, my friend.
MENSHIKOV
And let them put up Christmas trees
And roam around.
And let everyone drink a cup!
Let the ladies be complimented.
MENSHIKOV
Let the kids give gifts!
Let there be a lot of sweets in them.
I respect this arrangement.
Persuaded! Get in people.
I approve by my decree
From now on, it's New Year's Eve!
MENSHIKOV
So what, Min Hertz? Let's celebrate a holiday?
I'm thirsty in my throat!
Well, so be it! Guilt, prankster!
MENSHIKOV AND PETER (in chorus)
Behind new holiday- New Year!
(break for toast and food)
1ST HOST
Thank you, Minin and Pozharsky,
For a new holiday and a shifted day off.
2ND HOST
But we need a hussar holiday
ALL (in chorus)
1st LEADER (IN THE ROLE OF LIEUTENER RZHEVSKY)
Hussar, whether sober or drunk,
But witty and resourceful all the same.
2ND HOST (IN THE ROLE OF CORNET AZAROV)
Hussars love restaurants
ALL (in chorus)
Long time ago, long time ago, long time ago!
RZHEVSKY (1ST LEADING)
Congratulations to all the hussars!
AZAROV (2ND HOST)
Lieutenant Rzhevsky, is it not surprising to recognize us?
RZHEVSKY (1ST LEADING)
They recognized us, Cornet Azarov,
ALL (in chorus)
Long time ago, long time ago, long time ago!
RZHEVSKY (1ST LEADING)
Frost helped us not in vain
And twice he plugged a window into Europe.
AZAROV (2ND HOST)
After all, Santa Claus served in the hussars
ALL (in chorus)
Long time ago, long time ago, long time ago!
RZHEVSKY (1ST LEADING)
It seems that they decided to cut us down?
AZAROV (2ND HOST)
What to discuss when the whole thing is decided?
RZHEVSKY (1ST LEADING)
And we scored a bolt on this
ALL (in chorus)
Long time ago, long time ago, long time ago!
AZAROV (2ND HOST)
Barely spent the old year,
And the New Year is already knocking on our window.
RZHEVSKY (1ST LEADING)
I hope everyone has already poured?
ALL (in chorus)
Long time ago, long time ago, long time ago!
RZHEVSKY (1ST LEADING)
Here is a witty hussar toast
It would be both appropriate and funny to recall.
AZAROV (2ND HOST)
No wonder the table is laid royally
ALL (in chorus)
Long time ago, long time ago, long time ago!
AZAROV (2ND HOST)
Lieutenant Rzhevsky, here is a toast for you,
Let it be concise and simple.
Rzhevsky
Dear colleagues,
Let's shake hands!
We got together for the first time
Meet the year of the red ... dog!
And this year, of course,
Brings good luck to everyone
After all, he is a friend of man,
Because he is a dog.
Let it bark like a dog
coming new year,
Let it wag its tail
And gives a paw!
Taking a good look,
Let him lick everyone's hands
Good luck in the year of the dog!
All - with the year of the red ... dog!
(break for toast and food)
SONG OR SPEECH
to the motive of the song by V. Vysotsky "Oh, Van, look what clowns"
1ST HOST
Oh, look, everyone is already seated,
Something else is expected from us.
All the jokers have gone somewhere
While we are joking, everything will be swept away.
You joke to them like clockwork
And come while saliva,
And do not swear, and do not whine,
Where is the day off?
2ND HOST
The people did not occupy the tables!
We've got everyone covered!
In addition, the boss rewarded us slightly,
And that means it was a success.
Please stop yelling
And do not moan, and do not whine,
And start joking
And get into the role!
1ST HOST
Well, what do you order to joke about,
When is the sword of Damocles hanging?
Again, not something to say,
And all the bosses will flog?
In addition, reforms threaten us,
They don't make me happy
We'll all probably get cut,
Such is the schedule!
2ND HOST
In science, how much I work,
They threaten us with reforms,
They tempt with a new privilege,
In fact, they just make noise.
And what will the authorities cut,
Don't take it into account now
Balanced - income-expenditure,
Under the New Year!
1ST HOST
Well, if we're unpunished,
Leadership must be found
And I'll tell him this
What will be remembered for a long time.
2ND HOST
No, where did you go in dispersal,
We have no reason to argue
Give me the microphone now
And get out!
1ST HOST
Friends, I hope you guessed
That this quarrel is not serious
2ND HOST
And we were not going to be at enmity,
And that's not the question now.
1ST AND 2ND HOST
We need to celebrate the New Year
Let everyone pour something
May the year bring good luck
For the New Year!
NEW SONGS ABOUT THE MAIN
Dear friends, it has already become a tradition to sing old songs about the main thing on New Year's Eve.
But since the emphasis has shifted somewhat on some holidays, these songs now need to be sung in a slightly different edition.
(To the tune of "There are so many single guys")
Fedor left without children,
Are there many problems with this?
Are there really no tsars in Russia?
Only Shuisky with the Godunovs?
How without kings? It is impossible without them!
There are so many young boyars
But they chose Romanov.
(To the motive "Boldly, comrades, in step!")
Boldly, fellow citizens, in step,
We are used to living in struggle.
The road to the kingdom of tsarism
We choose ourselves!
(To the motive of "Tachanki")
You fly out of the way bird
Beast get out of the way.
If only we didn't get lost!
Hey Susanin, see you off!
(to the motive "The order was given to him to the west")
“If the threat to the power of the king,
Let's protect the whole country!" —
Named Minin and Pozharsky
To the civil war.
(To the motive "Everything is ghostly in this raging world")
Everything is ghostly in this raging world,
Heart-prophet, why are you silent?
How would you know how they will evaluate us in the future?
Who was the bad guy, and who was the good guy?
Tale for the New Year "Teremok in a new way"
Props and decorations:
1. The designation "teremka" is necessary to make a square with a size of: 2x2m. Height 20 cm. The frame can be made of cardboard.
2. A large beach umbrella on a stand will represent the roof.
3. Additional props: a mop, a plate with a spoon, a centimeter (measuring).
4. Recording of light instrumental music (for the background), rhythmic dance music (Disco Crash - New Year is rushing towards us).
5. A bag with cards in which roles and moods, emotions are painted:
1 card:
Who? - Mouse.
Which? - Nervous, hysterical. Always loudly shouts his "wee-wee-wee!"!
What is he doing in Teremka? - washes floors
2 card:
Who? - Frog.
Which? - Harsh, stubborn, unhurried. His "Kva-kva!" speaks like an opera singer.
What is he doing in Teremka? - Feeding lunch.
3 card:
Who? - Bunny.
Which? - Cheerful, smart, mischievous. After each jump - wags its tail!
What is he doing in Teremka? - Measures clothing parameters with a centimeter.
4 card:
Who? - Fox.
Which? - Sexy, flirtatious. Sexually growls: "Urrr!"
What is he doing in Teremka? - Flirts, seduces.
5 card:
Who? - Gray wolf.
Which? - Self-confident, impudent, a kind of "decided", came to the "showdown". Coughing, as if cooing: Cough! Heh heh!
What is he doing in Teremka? - All the time he runs into everyone, threatens!
6 card:
Who? - Bear.
Which? - Smiling, kind, loves everyone very much! He says his “RRRRRR” as if he were saying “I’ll catch up! I'll catch up!"
What is he doing in Teremka? - Climbs hugging and kissing.
Characters:
Presenter (folder with script);
In order to somehow designate all the characters so that they are recognizable, only a few elements in clothing are enough.
Mouse (bezel with ears and tail, apron);
Frog (a green frill (collar) to put on clothes, you can also green gloves, a chef's apron and a cap);
Bunny (bezel with long ears, small tail);
Chanterelle (coquette, red collar and fox tail);
Gray wolf (dressed in a hooligan style, unbuttoned shirt, gold chain around the neck, purse (as in the 90s) on the side, cap, cigarette in the teeth);
Bear (a hat with round ears on his head, a vest, warm knitted socks, large galoshes).
Scene #1
Leading: Dear friends! New Year is always a return to childhood. How long have you been reading the children's fairy tale "Teremok"?
Guests respond: For a long time!
Leading: And do you remember. What happened there?
All in unison: Yes!
Leading: I wouldn't be so sure if I were you! Do you want us to check? Or remember all together? All in unison:
Leading: I need six volunteers! He chooses the most colorful ones from the audience: the tallest, the shortest, the thinnest, the fattest, etc.
Leading: Who would you like to play in this fairy tale? Participants guess.
Leading: Well, it would be ideal, but here, at the New Year's fabulous corporate party, miracles are everywhere and everywhere. Even the most ordinary fairy tale can turn into an interesting and unforgettable action! Pull, from the bag, who will be who!
Participants pull out, without looking, cards indicating who and what they should be in this fairy tale. It will be funny when big man get, for example, the role of the Mouse! Or the frailest - the role of a bandit Wolf or Bear! They are taken away, assistants dress up in elements.
Hand over to the participant who will play the Mouse - a mop,
Frog - a plate and a spoon,
Bunny - centimeter tailor.
Disguised artists go to the Host, who tells the task.
Leading: So, in our cool reworked fairy tale, only I speak! You are well-known and possible ways portray your hero. The bunny jumps to Teremok, the frog jumps, etc. You can and even should make the sounds of your hero, demonstrate his behavior and mannerisms.
All this is done taking into account the emotion and mood that is written in your card. And one more thing: when you get to Teremochek, if you suddenly hear such dance music (the chorus of the song “New Year” by the Disco Crash group), you must, again taking into account your given mood, perform the actions that were indicated in your cards! The audience is encouraged to sing along to the song. And the main condition is that all actions are performed only in interaction with each other! Are you all going to live together?
The members agree. They leave.
Scene #2
Light instrumental music plays in the background. As soon as a new hero appears in Teremka, dance music is turned on for a short time, to which they will perform each of their actions.
Leading: So, dear friends, take a seat! Now you will hear, and at the same time you will see completely a new fairy tale under the name "Teremok".
In one of the very pretty dacha cooperatives someone took and built a very neat little Teremok!
(The assistants take out a cardboard frame, indicating Teremok. In the middle, instead of a roof, they put a large beach umbrella on a stand.)
Leading: Past, in my own way important matters the Mouse-norushka ran (the “Mouse” runs out, hysterically yelling “PI-PI-PI!”).
The Mouse was surprised that such a treasure stands, and no one lives there! She ran around Teremok three times (the Mouse runs around), and, making sure that there were definitely no owners there, she settled into it! (The mouse steps over and immediately begins to wash the floors).
In the same way, the same way, the Frog-Quakushka also jumped! (The participant representing the Frog jumps, singing in the operatic “Kva-kva!”.) As Teremok saw, she could not restrain herself! She came closer and asked the Mouse if it was possible to live there with her?
- Come in! Both will be more fun! - she answered and let her friend into Teremok.
Dance music turns on and the frog begins to feed the mouse, and the mouse washes the floor under her feet.
Leading: From afar, the smell of a delicious dinner was heard by the Jumping Bunny!
(Jumping Bunny) And when he came to him, he saw Teremok and was stunned! Oh, how he wanted to live in it! Is it possible? - asked the Bunny.
- Can! - the Mouse and the Frog waved invitingly and launched a new tenant into Teremok. Dance music turns on: the Mouse must wash the floors under the feet of its neighbors, the Frog must feed each one in turn, and the Bunny must take measurements from both the Frog and the Mouse.
Leading: But, as in life, so in a fairy tale, nothing is so simple: having heard the noise and din, sniffing out the delicious smells that wafted from the windows of Teremochka, the Wolf came to the house. (Implacably, coughing, the Wolf comes out. Approaches Teremochka).
Well, and how, again, it happens in life, he didn’t even ask, especially! He opened the door with his foot and entered! Dance music turns on: everyone does his own thing, and the wolf “runs over” everyone in turn.
Leading: The frog, seeing such a thing, stopped right next to Gray and let's feed! And he - "run into"! It is not known how it would all end, but then the Bear walked past. (Smiling and playfully growling, the participant who plays the Bear comes out).
Leading: The Bear came up to Teremochka, looked at how the animals had fun there! How clean they wash, how they spoon-fed, how they measure joyfully, how sexy they dance! Mishka immediately fell in love with the Wolf with his visits! I entered Teremok and let's hug and kiss everyone!
To dance music, everyone goes about their business with everyone, and the Bear hugs and kisses everyone on the cheeks!
Leading: You ask why he did not ask permission to live with the tenants? What for? After all, this is HIS Teremok! He built for himself! And when I saw such a cheerful company, I immediately decided to live here and leave them all!
Dance music plays. All characters interact with each other, constantly changing partners
Santa Claus and Snow Maiden dress up contest
The essence of the competition and the whole comedy of the situation is as follows. It is desirable that there be a real costume of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, but let men's suit consists of pants and a jacket, and women's of a skirt and jacket. The more individual parts of the kit, the better. The whole team is divided into 2 parts: boys separately, girls separately. The result will be 2 teams. Usually people are undressed for fun, today it’s the other way around – they will be dressed. The task is the following. The girls are instructed to dress Santa Claus in a suit, the boys must do the same, but with the Snow Maiden. From each team, 1 person is selected to be dressing. Suits mixed with other things are laid out on the table. Representatives from each team are blindfolded. Then, blindfolded, they take turns approaching the table with things and “selecting” one of the details of the costume by touch. Then the chosen part of the costume is put on Santa Claus or the Snow Maiden, who are also blindfolded. Santa Claus is dressed by a girl, Snegurochka by a guy. If you do not blindfold, it will turn out to be uninteresting. And so no one can control what is taken from the table and what is put on another person. Due to confusion with things, as a result, everything that first came to hand will be put on the main characters of the holiday. Whether the main characters of the show will be funny is not so important, but for those who will watch it all, laughter is guaranteed.
Musical competition "Song of the Year"
The essence of the competition is as follows: the words “sing” or “not sing” are written on pieces of paper. There should be as many notes as there are people present at the event. Before writing notes, you should decide how many people will sing on stage. Usually 4-5 participants are enough. If there are more of them, then the event will be delayed and will no longer be interesting. Everyone present at the party pulls a ticket. Those who have “sing” written on a piece of paper will have to perform any song of their choice. Here, too, you can beat the situation. Either the person himself chooses what to sing, or you can trust the electronics. Let it automatically decide which song each member will sing. Then an impromptu or real presenter enters the stage and announces the opening competitive program. The singers take turns taking the stage and singing. After the end of the performance, all the singers line up on the stage, and the audience expresses their assessment of each singer with loud applause and hooting. At the end, you can give the finalist of the competition the opportunity to speak for an encore.
Competition between teams "2 in one team"
If space permits, a mini-competition can be held. The team is divided into 2 teams. A prerequisite is an even number of people in each of them. Then the team is divided into pairs, each of which is given trousers, which consist of 2 pairs of trousers. The joke is that both pairs are connected to each other by 1 of the legs on the side below. 1 pants is worn by one person from a pair, 2 - by the second. After the pants are put on, the start command is given. Each pair must run a certain distance, then return back. After that, 2 pairs enter the competition and so on. It will be funny when the couple starts moving forward together in joined trousers.
Joke task “I blinded him from what was”
For the competition, it is necessary to prepare in advance the so-called masquerade costumes. They must be funny. For example, 1 long sleeve is sewn to a jacket with short sleeves, or the 1st leg of the trousers is cut off, the 2nd is left. You can sew multi-colored patches to clothes, or vice versa, make holes in different places. Everything that comes to mind. Each costume is put in a separate bag. Shoes and accessories are added to things. You can play around with shoes too. For example, put 1 high-heeled shoe, 2 low-heeled shoes. Interesting options can be beaten with a skirt. Cut obliquely, sew a ponytail on the back, make a fringe with scissors, cut holes, lace up. Of the participants of the corporate party, 5-10 people are selected. They give them comic costumes, ask them to change clothes. Then they arrange a kind of competition for the coolest costume.
Corporate party script for the New Year 2019 with jokes
As you know, 2019 is the year of the Yellow Earth Pig. Accordingly, the scenario can be somehow connected with this animal. It is worth preparing contests and all the necessary paraphernalia in advance.
An example scenario for a corporate event in 2019:
Presenter: Hello dear employees of (company name). Today we are all on the eve of the New Year and expect a lot of interesting and unexpected things from it. The Year of the Pig is a rather dynamic period, so I suggest you practice your skills in running fast (there is a “pig race” competition). The presenter distributes prizes to the participants. Offers to say a toast and drink for the coming year.
Presenter: After the employees have shown who is the fastest and will be able to perfectly perform the assigned work, we offer to compete in devotion to the boss. After all, as you know, the Pig is a devoted animal (competition "faithful friend"). Again, the invitees say a toast and congratulate each other on the holidays.
Leading. Well, we have already decided who is the best and most dedicated worker. But Pigs still love to walk. Therefore, it is necessary to choose the most beautiful employees (the competition "Beauty Exhibition" is held).
Leading. As you know, Pigs have an excellent flair and they always keep their ears open. Now let's check which of the company's employees has a good ear, flair, and who should retire (see the "Changeling" contest below).
Leading. Now you need the leader of the pack to say a toast and his congratulations, give gifts to all employees (a toast from the boss).
Leading. On these congratulations, we hasten to say goodbye to you, Happy New Year!
Scenes can be both pre-rehearsed and unexpected. The most interesting thing is that unexpected scenes are much more interesting and funnier.
Variants of scenes for a corporate party:
- Knight. The host chooses the most beautiful man and woman. A woman stands on a chair, she is a long-haired princess. In addition to the man, 2 more men participate in the scene. One plays the role of a knight, the second of a knight's horse and cloak. At the same time, the knight tries to remove the princess from the chair, but he is sitting on a horse, and he is wearing a cloak. The office staff is delighted with the scene.
- Teremok. For the scene, you will need all the participants in the fairy tale, as well as costumes. Moreover, male roles are played by women and vice versa. It is necessary that the presenter read a fairy tale, and the characters enter a large box or a fenced area, like a teremok. You can give the participants the words of each hero on a piece of paper in advance.
- Fly Tsokotukha. The fairy tale is also being remade into new way. Participants get out of the hall, these are the main characters, as in a fairy tale. The scene is complemented by clippings from modern songs that fit the meaning of a particular segment of the tale.
Contests for the New Year corporate party 2019 with jokes
Contests can be thematic and correspond to the Year of the Pig or just Interesting games related to New Year.
Contests:
- Pig races. It is necessary with the help of ribbons to divide the hall into three tracks. Participants put on pig masks, get on all fours and crawl to the finish line, whoever gets to the finish line first is the winner.
- Dedicated friend. An interesting and unusual competition that allows employees to become friends and better understand each other. Three pairs must be selected during the competition. It is desirable that they be partners of different sexes. After that, you need to ask the participants to get on all fours. One of the partners in the area of \u200b\u200bthe "tail" is attached to a ball of fabric. And the second member of the pair must remove it with his teeth. Which of the pairs will cope faster, he won.
- Beauty exhibition. The competition is best held when all participants are already drunk. Those who wish to participate, preferably both men and women, are chosen to participate. You must ask to become a "pigs" on all fours and attach the tails. Now you need to ask the participants to wag their tails. Whoever wags his tail more naturally wins. Pieces of fur of different colors are suitable for the competition.
New Year's fun entertainment for the celebration of the New Year of the Pig
It is best to transfer jokes and entertainment to the second part of the holiday, when all the participants of the corporate party have already met and had fun. Jokes should be inactive, that is, held at the table. This is necessary to give rest to the participants.
Fun-entertainment:
- Alphabet. It is necessary to prepare cards with letters. Each guest chooses a letter. The other box should contain transcripts. For example, "O" is "Huge salary" and "K" is "Cool vacation". Try to choose cool statuses.
- Lottery. simple and fun competition. Get inexpensive and cool gifts in advance. These can be funny pig-themed trinkets. For example, a collar, ball or food bowl. Put the gifts in one bag, and put the pieces of paper with the numbers that correspond to each gift in the second. Let each of the participants pull out a paper with a number and receive their prize. It's fun enough to receive gifts for pigs.
- Never. It is necessary that each of the guests say something that he has never done in his life. For example, never scuba diving or playing basketball. Those of the guests who brought it to life should drink a glass. Make sure that the glasses are small in size, so that the guests do not get drunk.
- Dialogue of the deaf. The leader invites the leader and his subordinate. The boss puts on headphones. The subordinate tries to ask various questions that relate to work and salary. At the same time, the boss does not understand and does not hear what the colleague is saying, since he is wearing headphones and loud music is playing. The leader should try to answer something to questions that he does not hear. It turns out fun and funny.
Corporate 2018: script for the New Year holiday
The corporate host opens with greetings. This is followed by a short preface about the past year, its symbol and features, and the attention of those present smoothly switches to the symbol of the coming year, and what it will bring to people.
The next step will be the word of the leader, who will greet his subordinates, and also sum up the results with words of gratitude to the team for the work done.
Next, the host offers a small competition for ladies who love to dress up so much. The competition consists in the speed of dressing each participant in prepared things. But this is not the end of the competition! After dressing quickly, the same undressing follows, but with the help of men who, in mittens, should help the ladies undress.
After the competition, employees should be given a break by turning on calm music. They will have some time to eat and socialize.
After a short pause, the host announces a couple more contests and chooses other people to participate. After completing the competitive part, you should give people a little chat and drink.
So, the musical part of the evening: remember that music should be varied.
After the rest, you need to stir up the employees again by offering several thematic quizzes and competitions.
Competitions for the New Year's corporate party
- Everyone considers the ideal competition for team building famous game: "How much do you know about me?" . The essence of the competition: all employees write on small pieces of paper a fact from their lives, which no one knows for sure. For example: he broke glass at school, burned down a barn as a child, or rode a pig with his grandmother in the village. The facilitator pulls out the leaves and reads what was written aloud, and those present must guess who wrote it.
- Snowfall. All participants (from 5 to 15 people, depending on the size of the room) are given snowflakes. On a signal, preferably at the beginning of the song, the participants throw up snowflakes and start blowing so that they do not fall. The winner is the participant whose snowflake flies the longest.
- Table racing! Race tracks are set up on the table, participants are selected who, through a straw, must move the racing ball to the finish line.
When organizing contests, do not forget about presents that will be a pleasant surprise for all participants. Everything that I found cool, I published for you in this post. I wish you have fun! Good luck!
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New year it's time to meet ... ". Grandfather did not wait, I went into the forest to look for him. For a long time the girl strayed. No, fairy tale not tightened if carried out dynamically. It's fun if the main characters are given props, things denoting their roles.
It is very important to choose funny and modern scenarios for a corporate party, because this is a bright and long-awaited event on the eve of the New Year. And then, during the New Year's celebration, we will not only treat ourselves to salads and raise table toasts. Let's show a bit of imagination, dilute the traditional plan of collective gatherings with cool skits, ditties, dances. Cheerful scenarios for the New Year 2019 will help unite and involve the whole team in the celebration. And no one will be bored!
Santa Claus must be present at the New Year's holiday. This is an unchanging symbol of the New Year, which wishes happiness and inspires us for the coming year. He comes not alone, but together with his granddaughter Snegurochka. :))
An adult holiday is significantly different from a children's holiday, New Year's corporate party no need to read poems under the Christmas tree. :)) Here you will need to actively participate in contests, answer joke questions, accept funny gifts, laugh and have fun.
In past articles, we looked at how to beautifully congratulate our colleagues on the New Year and. These wishes are perfect for a corporate party!
Funny and modern corporate party scenario for the New Year
A corporate event is a celebration of the New Year in the circle of people with whom you work daily. Usually, on this holiday, any organization makes a party to mark the end of the past working year and unite the team. To do this, you can invite professional actors, or you can manage on your own and distribute certain roles to your colleagues - it will be much more interesting and fun.
The release of Santa Claus may be expected, or it may be sudden. He should greet everyone with fervent wishes and words.
Greetings can be, for example:
Happy New Year to you, as usual!
With happiness new and new healthy!
We want to give you a mood for the holiday!
You, good fellows! You girls are red!
The hosts may not necessarily be Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, it can be any artistic person who wishes.
It is he who will organize entertainment - dances, contests, riddles, songs, skits.
When conducting a corporate party, it is advisable to use poems, proverbs, sayings. They set everyone up for cheerful mood, holiday feeling:
On New Year's Eve, snow falls quietly outside the window
Let there be joy and laughter at our table!
May brilliant success await you in any business!
And happiness will enter your bright house without interference!
I wish Santa Claus
The bag brought you joy,
Another bag - with laughter,
And the third - so that with success!
Your sadness, your longing
Put everything in a bag for him.
Let him collect it all
Girls or men change clothes in Babok-Ezhek. You can use scarves, long skirts, brooms. From one kind of these fairy tale characters everyone will die with laughter!… :)) Grandmothers-Ezhki sing ditties fervently (And-and-x! sure sounds :)) You can even take away each other's broom - it's funnier :))! The phrase "Sing, don't talk" can be replaced with "Drink, don't talk!" :))
Stretch the fur, harmonica,
Eh, play-play,
Sing ditties, grandmother Yozhka,
Sing, don't talk.
I was tipsy
And flew on a broom
Even though I don't believe myself
in these superstitions.
Walked along the forest side
The devil followed me
The man thought
What the hell is this.
I turned back home
The devil is following me again
Spit on his baldness
And sent to the devil.
The most harmful of people
This is a villain storyteller
That's a skillful liar,
Too bad it's tasteless.
Stretch the fur, harmonica,
Eh, play-play,
Sing ditties, grandmother Yozhka,
Sing don't talk.
And you can completely redo the words of this well-known song:
Funny ditties Babok-Ezhek converted
Stretch the accordion fur,
Let's sing the song out loud
Let's talk about everything,
Just to be in time for everyone:
1. We have a large team,
Likes to relax the soul,
We have fun walking
Complexes do not know!
2. The best character -
This is our director!
The awards are beautiful
Gives to the team!
losing
3. Service manager with us
Just super top class
Clap your hands
He is good for us!
4. And our sales department
Managed to do a lot
Let's say briefly
Working until night!
losing
5. Service Bureau with us
Seems fragile at times
Clients are attracted
The outfits are closing!
6. Have fun with a bang
All our accountants
We are at work
All are greatly appreciated!
losing
Stretch the accordion fur,
Let's sing the song out loud
Let's talk about everything,
Just to be in time for everyone:
7. And we have mechanics
Everything will be done for you in an hour,
Heal the car
Tire change!
8. When applying for a job
They have one concern
Recruits staff
Our best HR department!
9. There is one more verse
About our warehouse men,
Let's dance with them today
New Year's dance!
losing
10. Stop singing songs,
It's time for everyone to pour, Drink grandmother Yozhki
They love a little!
11. This song was sung to you,
We continue our banquet. Everyone agrees indeed
There is no better team!
Cool contest - Santa Claus and Snow Maiden
Everyone unanimously answers the questions of the Snow Maiden - Yes or No:
1. Is Santa Claus an excellent man?
2. Will he drink a bucket of Stolichnaya?
3. Likes jokes, anecdotes?
4. What about working Saturdays?
5. Does Santa Claus sing ditties?
6. Does Grandpa have a girlfriend?
7. Did he bag from the warehouse?
So who should we call?
All together: Santa Claus! Father Frost! Father Frost!
Competition - "Guess the films"
They celebrated the New Year in the country.
It was a movie... (Gentlemen of fortune)!
And, as usual, we would look
That night….. (Ironically)!
Although Santa Claus is actually the namesake
But affectionately in the film is called .... (Frost)!
He was a freak, a dwarf, but lucky,
And the cartoon is called ... (The Nutcracker)!
She was lucky to meet everyone at once,
A film about these brothers ... (12 months)!
And fairy tales have scientific ideas
About this film is wonderful ... (Magicians)!
We don't mind watching it for the tenth time,
The movie is called….. (Carnival Night)!
You can organize dances in the form of a competition game, for this we will watch a wonderful video:
Meeting the New Year with a big cheerful company is a great opportunity to make new acquaintances or just have fun. Cool scenes for the New Year 2019 will interest all those present, create a unique holiday atmosphere. There will always be acting talents in the team that can “ignite” with their game and charisma.
Scenario for a corporate party with a small number of people
A fun scenario for a corporate party is a guarantee bright holiday with colleagues. After all, not only snacks, salads on the table and beautiful outfits create a mood. Consider original and funny script, which is suitable for any party in the office or at home.
For small companies where it is not planned to hire outside hosts, the organization of a corporate party in the form of contests and games, collected in one scenario, is perfect. An organizer is selected from among colleagues who will assign tasks. To help himself, he chooses the Snow Maiden, who will help.
While all the guests are gathering, the host (the owner of the house) offers to cut out wishes to write on them and put them in a “mailbox” (hat) :)). And then they will definitely come true!
Then he wishes everyone a Happy New Year or offers a drink and a snack.
Happy New Year!
I wish you happiness, joy!
Everyone who is single - get married,
Everyone who is in a quarrel - make peace,
Forget about insults!
Everyone who is sick - become healthy
Bloom, rejuvenate!
I wish you all health and happiness!
For many years!
To songs and dances
Never ended!
Happy New Year,
With new happiness,
My dear friends!
In the costume of Santa Claus, our organizer of the holiday offers everyone a drink, a snack and organizes various competitions, invites everyone to dance. With the text at hand and a good mood, anyone can do it:
Competition "Dance like"
We prepare cards with tasks, for example - a snowflake, a snowman, a blizzard, a sled. The participant dances like ... a snowflake, a snowman, a blizzard, a sled.
Fanta game
This traditional entertainment for the New Year is a fun scenario for a corporate party. The rules are simple: the guests, sitting at the table, pass each other a small ball or any round fruit to the music. Suddenly the music stops and the one who has a fruit or a ball pulls a phantom out of the box and completes the task.
Fun game "Who are you"
We blindfold the driver. One of his colleagues sits in a chair in front of him. The task in this game is to guess who it is by feeling only its head. To complicate the task, you can use glasses, wigs, earrings, scarves. Then the one who guessed becomes the driver. This is not a competition, so there are no winners. But everyone will have a great time!
Wishes
We invite everyone to write on a piece of paper with a felt-tip pen what he would like to purchase in the new year. For example, a car, a key to a new apartment, a baby, a banknote, a new dress. All pieces of paper are folded into a hat (deep bowl). Guests are invited to pull out one piece of paper and read it out. What happened there will certainly come true in the coming year.
Tongue Twisters
Participants who are selected no more than 3 are invited to read any tongue twister from a sheet, for example, “Sasha walked along the highway and sucked dry” or “Karl stole corals from Clara, Clara stole the clarinet from Karl.” At the time of the feast, any such phrase will be beyond the power of half of the adults. The winner of the competition is awarded a bottle of champagne or any other prize.
You can make musical numbers - sing with a guitar, karaoke or ditties are perfect: 🙂
Chastushki
What kind of Christmas tree do we have
Just a feast for the eyes
So what, what's outside the window
Spring thaw.
We've been waiting all year
What will Santa Claus come to us
He came with a bag of gifts
And he took two with him.
I will dress up as a Snow Maiden
And glue the braid
I really want to get married
For Santa Claus.
Dressed up as Santa Claus
And glued on the beard
And I walk like a fool
Second day in the city.
Hello, Santa Claus, Cotton beard.
Where is my new Mercedes? And in the Canary Islands a hut?
Hello Dedushka Moroz!
Where is my computer?
He brought me chocolate!
Comic, funny wishes-predictions:
We put the notes in a big hat and go around all the guests in a circle. Everyone takes out a note and reads it aloud. Their content depends on the age, preferences of the guests. Joking, funny wishes will perfectly cheer you up for the New Year.
1. Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
2. Toast to your health! You will have career growth!
4. Good luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
5. I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
6. Surrounded you for comfort! And your income will rise!
7. Let success accompany! You learn best!
8. There are many different impressions! Wonderful travels!
9. Let care not worry! The best job is waiting for you!
10. I wish you not to be bored in vain, all your friends are with you!
11. Go to the boss on the left foot - and you will be promoted.
12. Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call a bore.
13. Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation on it - a car.
14. Today is the best day for you! As the others!
15. During the first week after the meeting of the New Year, a pleasant surprise awaits you.
16. In the New Year, You will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
17. In the New Year, you will learn and discover a lot of new and useful things, and now please open a bottle of champagne.
We looked at some ideas on how to spend a holiday with a small circle of friends in the office or at home.
Scenarios - fairy tales with jokes for the New Year
Scenarios of fairy tales for the New Year are fairy tales in a new way! We take a well-known plot, famous characters and come up with our own performance. Let's try to write the script ourselves, it's easy! The most important thing is that there are many characters and that everyone knows this fairy tale.
We come up with a simple plot, beat it with interesting, funny, funny, cool situations - and the scenario of the fairy tale is ready!
Scenario #1
Tale about Kolobok.
Roles are assigned. The facilitator reads the text, each of the participants, as soon as he hears his role, must say a certain phrase.
Grandfather"I am hungry!"
Woman"There are no butterflies!"
Kolobok"And I'm a difficult guy!"
Hare"Slanting eyes!"
Wolf"We are Tambov!"
Bear" Dmitry Anatolyevich!"
Fox"The Snow Queen is on sale!"
Leading:
Once upon a time there were Grandfather and Baba. And Grandfather wanted to invite Baba to dance. But then Gingerbread Man came out of the oven. And Grandfather immediately forgot about Baba and reached for Kolobok with a fork. And Kolobok turned out to be a wushuist, a karateka and mastered the techniques of sumo. Having shown Grandfather a couple of tricks, and Baba, the fist Kolobok went to the party of animals. Wolf was the DJ at the party. Toastmaster bear. The Hare drank the most. Striptease was shown by Fox. Gingerbread Man ordered a song for Volk "For the Rostov Brotherhood". The wolf sent Kolobok ... to the Bear. And the Bear sent him to the Hare. And the Hare ... was already sleeping. Then the Fox came up and invited Kolobok to dance. Kolobok agreed. The party was a success.
Scenario #2
Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs:
Leading:
Beyond the seven forests beyond the seven mountains lived 7 dwarfs
(they go out dancing to Letka-Enka)
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (dwarfs bow)
The gnomes were real heroes, handsome men and hard workers.
Of course, everyone has their weaknesses…..
Monday - I like to sleep
Tuesday - even more loved to eat
Wednesday - constantly bullied .... he pulled up his shirt both in front and behind
Thursday - constantly picking his teeth and strove to pick someone else
Friday - sneezed endlessly, he sneezed left and right, on everything and everyone
Saturday - always sticking his nose where it doesn't belong
And Sunday - soared in the clouds and caught flies
But most of the time they worked, mining gold and precious stones.
They did all this for the sake of one ... only woman - the beautiful Snow White!
(comes out to the music of "royal fanfare")
They all loved her very much, looked after her and vying with each other complimented her.
She answered them with care and affection .... and the dwarves did not miss the opportunity to pamper Snow White.
Monday put her lovingly on his knees
Tuesday massaged her shoulders
Wednesday gently stroked her head and admired her wonderful hair.
Thursday kissed her white hands
Friday massaged her tired legs
Saturday sang romances to her
And Sunday waved away the flies
Mysteriously:
But they had another favorite activity that they did all together ....
and then Snow White was the happiest woman in the whole wide world ... ..
BECAUSE……. VERY LOVED ……………. TO DANCE!!! ROCK'N'ROLL!!!
Snow White and the gnomes are dancing, inviting the audience.
Scenario #3
"Teremok in a new way"
Desired props:
1. Umbrella, large, to designate Teremka.
2. Mop, plate and spoon, measuring tape.
3. Musical accompaniment: classical music and rhythmic New Year's.
4. Prepare cards with prescribed roles in advance:
– mouse(Always dissatisfied with something, hysterical, at every opportunity she yells her “Pee-pee-pee!” From actions, she washes the floor in the tower.)
– Frog(The most severe, stubborn. “Kva-kva!” She screams like an opera singer. In Teremka she plays the role of a cook. ”
– Hare(Cheerful, laughing, always wags his tail when he jumps. Runs with a centimeter and measures the length of clothes.
– Fox(Pretty, sexy, graceful, always says “Urrrr”, flirts with male characters.
– Wolf(Bold and seasoned, in the time allotted to him, he coughs and runs into everyone!)
– Bear(A kind of good-natured man, constantly says “Uuhhh”, as “I’ll catch up with you.” He climbs to everyone with hugs and kisses.
It would be nice if every hero had an attribute to be recognized. The bear has mittens, the fox has a tail, the mouse has ears, the hare has ears, the frog has a green scarf, the wolf has gloves. Attributes can be anything.
Leading: Hello! For me, the New Year is a holiday that brings back to childhood. Have you read the fairy tale "Teremok"? (Yes)
Do you remember her well? (Yes)
I wouldn't be so sure if I were you! Now we will check, I need 6 volunteers.
(It is advisable to choose the most non-standard guests from the hall so that they match the roles).
I will not give you the opportunity to choose who you will play in this fairy tale, it's more interesting. You are ready?
(Participants draw cards with roles and their descriptions from the facilitator's hands. Further, the attributes of "recognizability" are distributed to everyone. Each participant is given elements of the game, which will play the Mouse - a mop, the Frog - a plate and a spoon, the Bunny - a tailor's centimeter).
The actors get used to the role, go out into the auditorium, this time the presenter tells the task.
Leading: In our fairy tale, only I will speak, the artists will perform their roles in all possible ways. When you go to Teremka: the bear stomps loudly, the mouse quietly runs, and so on. Be sure to take into account the emotions that are written in the card. When the music turns on, you must dance and do something in the manner that is also written on the card.
Be sure to do all the actions, interacting with each other, since you live in the same house!
Leading: So, all the rules are announced, let's start!
In one of the cottage villages, someone took and built a very cute Teremok! Once I was passing by mouse – norushka. She saw Teremok and began to quickly run around it, looked inside, and it was empty, so she decided to live in it (when she entered the house, she immediately began to wash the floor!)
Leading: On the same path I galloped past frog - frog! I saw Teremok and fell in love, I also wanted to live in it. She came closer, and there - a mouse, a frog and asked if she could live with her. The mouse agreed.
(The music turns on and the frog starts to feed the mouse, the mouse frantically washes the floors at this time)
Leading: ran nearby bunny, feeling the smell of a delicious dinner, he ran to the tower, he was so impressed that he also wanted to live in it! He asked the mouse and the frog if he could live with them, and they agreed!
(A funny song is turned on, under it the frog feeds them in turn, the mouse washes the floors, and the bunny takes measurements of the clothes of the mouse and the frog)
Leading: I wanted to have fun in a chic teremka and fox! For the sake of eternal fun, she asked to live in Teremka, the owners were not against it, so they let her in.
(The dance music turns on again, all the characters in their own way do the actions that are written in their cards, and the fox begins to pester the hare)
Leading: having heard the farce and smelling the delicious smell of the food that the frog had prepared, he ran to Teremka wolf! Naturally, he wanted to live in a tower, but did not stand on ceremony, knocked the door off his foot and entered.
(Dance music turns on, all the heroes do their business, and the wolf runs into everyone)
Leading: A farce has begun, thanks passed by bear. He playful and contented enters Teremok, and how let's hug and kiss.
Leading: Why do you think he didn't ask for a residence permit? It's simple - this is his Teremok, he built it for a very long time for himself!
(Dance music is turned on, all the animals begin to dance in the manner prescribed in the cards, the bear continues to kiss and hug)
Leading: This fairy tale has a good ending, because the kind bear didn't throw anyone out into the street, and they all began to live together and be friends!
Then you can hold 2-3 competitions. Do not forget that guests need to relax, dance and eat, so we make sure to take a break between competitions.
Scenario #4
Tale about a turnip for adults
Each character only speaks one line.
Leading:
1. Where the mountains are high, in a house near the river
Dedochek Tolik lived and lived, he is an alcoholic at heart.
Although he was in his advanced years, he stood firmly on his feet.
If he didn’t pour in the morning, he lived gloriously, he didn’t know worries.
Drink and let's scream...
Grandfather:
Let's live vigorous mother!
Leading:
2. Grandmother Anna lived with him, oh, and she was harmful
Growth giantess, disposition atamansha
She also had no life from her grandfather's drink
Because she was bored and welcomed her neighbor
Grandfather - on a binge, she - to a neighbor for a sincere conversation
Even though she insisted...
grandmother:
Others need power!
Leading:
3. The granddaughter visited them there, this granddaughter is just a force!
Mini - skirt, but the slit! Like in a skirt like without.
Breast-melons are poured, lips are poured with juice
And of course the miracle of the legs, like from the Playboy cover
Like a rose blooming...
Granddaughter:
Well, think about it!
Leading:
4. And on the farm y grandfather was nothing but a trifle
Two goats and a vegetable garden and a dog at the gate
Nimble glorious dog and nicknamed Tail
Not at all from boasting, he was simply without a tail.
Either God didn’t give him, or he ripped off where
But the absence of a wave did not annoy anyone.
The dog barked rather sluggishly ...
Dog:
Give me something to eat, I don't have enough bones!
Leading
5. Cat Murka lived there, she was clean
Whiskas ate, drank juice, and slept on an armchair.
And in her maiden dreams she waited for the young prince.
In her soul, bad weather ...
Cat:
Where do you roam my happiness?
Leading:
6. The Mouse lived freely there. He was stronger and taller than all
The whole Village….. The mouse knew he was the first bouncer
In a village tavern called "Sake"
And in the Village ..... all the people of the Mouse called the muzzle
It's just a class to communicate with him ...
Mouse:
Fir-trees sha atas!
Leading:
(The turnip is sitting on a chair, bent over, Grandfather sits grains on a chair and pours from a bottle)
7. Well, now you all know the inhabitants of their house.
So further part two: once in early May
Alcoholic - Grandfather the thought came to trouble
He decided to plant a turnip and went out into the field at dawn
I buried the grains in the ground, buried them, poured water on them ...
And he went to hand over the glass ...
Grandfather:
Let's live, vigorous mother!
Leading:
(Turnip straightens up and stands up)
8. And then he went into a binge and forgot about his root.
Well, summer at that time was generous in the heat
The turnip was ripe, poured and washed with rain
So by the autumn she became large and strong.
Loved all around...
Turnip:
Now I am your first friend!
Leading:
9. Grandfather went out to the field looking ...
Grandfather:
Let's live, vigorous mother!
Leading:
10. The grandfather pulled himself up, but only one belt
The frail burst from the movement, because such tension
Turnip in the same place, at least something, Grandfather tried again
But there is no progress...
Grandfather:
Let's live, vigorous mother!
Leading:
11. And he went out of the field, to finish drinking his moonshine.
And at that time from a neighbor, the grandmother walked after the conversation
The grandmother sees a turnip in the field, and the fields are twice as large.
It pulls this way and pulls that way, but the supply of strength has dried up.
In vain I went to a neighbor ...
grandmother:
Others need power!
Leading:
12. Stretching out on the porch, she crawled to the stove
He sends his granddaughter to Sveta, to pull out turnips for dinner
The granddaughter raised an eyebrow...
Granddaughter:
Well, think about things...
Leading:
13. She went out into the field to pick turnips and does not know how to get up to her.
And pushes it sideways and presses it vice versa.
Stockings girl tore A- Turnip in the same place where it was.
The girl spat with annoyance and went to change outfits
At the fence, Tailtail is tearing his strap.
Refresh from the beginning ...
Dog:
Give me something to eat, I don't have enough bones!
Leading:
(The host unties the tail)
14. The tail was untied, the Turnip was ordered to pull
Ran up with teeth to grab and let's bite her
And with a claw and a mouth together, only Turnip is all in place
He smiles and sits and moves his tops.
Kobelek from this annoyance, made a “psycho” on this Turnip
He growled for another minute and wearily wandered into the booth.
And Murka already knew about all these things
I rested on the porch and saw the whole picture.
Passions suddenly boiled in Murka ...
Murka:
Where do you roam my happiness?
Leading:
15. So terribly she wanted to apply maturity somewhere.
Turnip crept up from behind and stuck it with its claws!
She pulled with all her strength, only she dulled her claws.
Then I came to my senses from a drinking bout, Tolik-grandfather on an old bunk
And I decided to attract people to go out into the garden together.
Make a circle around Turnip ...
Turnip:
Now I am your first friend!
Leading:
16. Grandmother clutches grandfather's trousers in two hands
The granddaughter also came running and coyly stood up in a pose
The scoundrel Tailed clung to her stocking.
Well, Murka is our light, he is looking for a tail, but he is not there.
Murka was very surprised, clung to the Tailtail's paw.
Here they are pulling that turnip, only the forces wither, wither
Who swears like a thief ...
Grandfather:
Let's live, vigorous mother!
Leading:
17. Who sighs cute ...
grandmother:
Others need power!
Leading:
18. The granddaughter has already brought everyone ...
Granddaughter: Well, think about it!
Leading:
19. The dog whines again at first ...
Dog:
Give me something to eat, I don't have enough bones!
Leading:
20. Murka is boiling with passion ...
Murka
: Where do you roam my happiness?
Leading:
21. That heavy burlatsky howl, our hero Mouse heard
Mordovorot hurried to the showdown in the garden
And decided to help at least once ...
Mouse:
Ely-paly sha atas!
Leading:
22. To Turnip, slowly approaches, with an impudent look around everyone
Turnip gently hugs and takes out of the garden.
And all gathered around...
Turnip:
Now I am your first friend!
Leading:
23. Then our people stretched, started, looked around
And he went to drink moonshine, the good thing is that he is always there.
Moonshine flows like a river in the VILLAGE ... ... .... a feast by a mountain.
And our story is over...
Mouse:
Fir-trees sha atas!
Let's look at an interesting corporate tale:
You can remake your favorite fairy tales in your own way. With cheerful music good mood- you can have a lot of fun!
Cool script for adults for the New Year
To festive new year event adults - a New Year's corporate party, a ball or a home New Year's party were fun, fervent and exciting, it is important to choose interesting and original New Year's scenarios in advance. IN having chosen the best, and adding our own zest, we proceed to prepare an adult New Year's holiday.
Basic rules for holding a corporate party:
- Opens the holiday with an introductory word from the host or host who leads the event (5-10 minutes)
- Then we give guests a quiet drink and a snack for 20-30 minutes.
- Contests and dances should not go in a row (we take a break of 15-20 minutes).
- For guests, participants of competitions, you need to think over small souvenirs and prizes.
- You should not force a person to participate if he has firmly given a negative answer.
Scene Happy New Year from China
The audience calls Santa Claus. Two Chinese women come out.
Together: Cheer up!
1st Chinese: Who where? Will Santa Claus be here? Where, where - In Kalaganda! In obsey, we decided: no one will advise us, we will come ourselves! As they say among you, if the mountain does not go to Mohammed ... Syo?
2nd Chinese: Unswept guest of Khuze Kitayas.
1st Chinese: What? Are you laughing? Just a hundred, immediately slanted, but how you need to buy it, you can’t drive it out with a shovel.
2nd Chinese: You somehow don’t sit according to Feng Xu, Syo?
1st Chinese: Luce stand! So more useful. Right now, we'll play Feng Xu. Sit like this with your feet facing south and your head facing north. Yesyo Suvorov said: keep your feet warm, and your head in the cold!
2nd Chinese: One hundred? Let's start from the simplest. (pulls out 19 sparklers from the bag. distributes them to the tables). Therefore 19?
From the audience: 2019.
You are young! (shows two hands to one participant) In which hand? (one gets a lighter) This is for you, hold on! (gives lighter)
1st Chinese: And this is for you! Zip my snook! Ras, two, three! (light up) Hangings are burning. Whoever zazed overhead with a sazigalka will sazigat all year long!
2nd Chinese: Let's move on to the next section. Feng Xu of the Easter table! For Nasyal, let's find the cardinal points. North, south, west, east are determined by the comforts on the table. Where there is jelly, there is ... the north, young people!
1st Chinese: South - where the water is! Still 40 degrees. East where? …Oh you! East - sandwiches with caviar, because a hundred East is a delicate matter!
2nd Chinese: Where is Zapad?
1st Chinese: Sapad bye-bye! It's not Chinese Luo's fault! …
2nd Chinese: Yes, almost sabyl. Salads should stand tosno opposite the villager at a distance of one elbow. Therefore? Get it in the morning!
1st Chinese: And the last divorce on Feng Xu. Stobs at the table were fun, check your shots. Essie are empty, there will be no fun - this is a party of tresvennik-yassvennikov. Essi are full, there will be no fun toze. Therefore? There will be toast! Which?
From the hall: New Year!
2nd Chinese: Horse no! Wise! Because one hundred Chinese people are wise!
1st Chinese: One day on New Year's Eve, an ideal moussina like Zeki Xiang and a perfect zenshina like Zenifer Lopez rode a masina. On the obosin they saw Santa Claus with a mesk gift. They decided to help him. They went and got into Varia. Only the perfect zensina came out. Therefore, there are no hundred neither Dzeki Xiang nor Santa Claus in the world. And this explains the reason for the accident - the car was driven by zenshina. For zenshin!
2nd Chinese: Okay, as they say, take care to sit down with a young. What? Not this way?!
1st Chinese: It's time to sit down and know! Tosno! But take care of your seat! I have a seat!
Happy New Year!
Then the real Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden enter the stage, congratulate everyone and give gifts. Then the host invites the guests to drink and eat. You can dance. After that, you can watch the next funny performance.
Scene for the celebration “Italian guest”
Leading:
Dear guests! Signor Nachihante Naproblemo has arrived from sunny Italy to congratulate you on the New Year! Meet them with thunderous applause!
(an Italian comes out, he is wearing fashionable black glasses, a beautiful scarf is thrown over his shoulder, in his hands is a suitcase in which pasta is hidden, he came with an interpreter)
Italian:
Chao cocoa, friend!
Translator:
Hello dear friends!
Italian:
Chao cocoa, sedanto darmoedo!
Translator:
Hello dear guests!
Italian:
Italian tourist, immoral look!
Translator:
I came to you from sunny Italy!
Italian:
Crawled saboteur passportino lost!
Translator:
Long and difficult was my way!
Italian:
Translator:
But I am cheerful and cheerful and brought a whole suitcase of gifts!
Italian:
Amore mia!
Translator:
My dears!
Italian:
Signore hostione free then!
Translator:
Dear guests!
Italian:
Macarone on ushanto mon seigneur naveshanto!
Translator:
Listen to me carefully!
Italian:
Bravissimo spaghetti! The animal purred in the morning!
Translator:
The most satisfying meal is Italian spaghetti!
Italian:
Neodanto nizachtone italian pasta!
Translator:
Therefore, I am happy to give everyone a pack of Italian spaghetti!
(gives a pack of spaghetti)
Italian:
Neprosinte imploringly nizachtonte neodamo!
Translator:
I don't mind giving away everything I have!
Italian:
Wishing you a friend, a healthy animal!
Not bolento golovanto but morning with a hangover!
Translator:
I wish you all good health!
Italian:
Wish you a guest and a drusianto cabbage doloranto!
Translator:
And also I wish that there is always a lot of money!
Italian:
Oprokinto nemeshento un momento freely!
Translator:
If they offer me a drink, I won't refuse!
Snowflake Contest
All participants in the show are given scissors and napkins, from which they must cut a snowflake. Those who make the best snowflakes receive prizes and move on to the next stage of the competition.
Snowball game
Each participant is given 4-5 sheets of A4 paper or any other. You need to roll snowballs out of them. A bowl or hat is placed approximately 2m apart. With your left hand, you need to throw snowballs into it, do not help with your right hand. 🙂
Competition "Mysteries behind the back"
You will need signs with inscriptions for men - “Work”, “Bath”, “Maternity Hospital”, “Striptease Club”, etc. , “I forgot to wear a skirt”, “I tore my tights”, “Met the prince”, “Vacation in the Canary Islands”.
The signs are hung on the backs of the participants and they ask questions:
For men:
How often do you go there?
What are you taking with you?
Who do you go there with? And etc.
Women:
How often does this happen to you?
What are the people around you saying?
How do you explain it? and etc.
You can organize, for example, such a wonderful contest as in this video.
Before the New Year's Eve, you need to buy some souvenirs for future contests, quizzes and table games. Also, the leader needs to choose his assistants. And, of course, stock up on beautiful, and good mood.
Scenario New Year's corporate party for doctors
The scenario for the New Year for doctors is not particularly different from the usual one, but it has its own zest. :))
Holiday leading begins with the words:
Saved people for a whole year
And a little tired.
We will hold a corporate
Let's relax with you!
All the doctors are here
Everyone is beautiful and smart.
Everyone is waiting only for you
Santa Claus, come here!
Father Frost:
- Good evening! My granddaughter-Snow Maiden and I came from afar to congratulate you on a wonderful holiday - the New Year. Oh oh oh! (grabs heart)
Snow Maiden:
- Grandpa, what happened?
Father Frost:
- Oh, something took my heart ... I have become completely unfit, old, give me some medicine please!
Snow Maiden:
- Frost, how can they give you medicine if they don’t know what exactly happened to you?
Father Frost:
- Yes, now everything infuriates, then something happens to the memory. The animals are out with me and do not greet me at all. Hares say that there are fines for ticketless travel, but they themselves bought travel tickets .. they bought them from me. And I have amnesia, well, I don’t remember!
The fox complains that he fired everyone for intrigue and gossip. Squirrels are panicking, saying that the tax on the export of nuts is large. Well, how big is it?
I only had enough for a new caftan and a sleigh!
Snow Maiden:
- They actually broke down, due to the fact that grandfather smeared them not with butter, but with Irish liquor.
Santa Claus (embarrassed):
“Are you writing me off completely?” Am I not allowed to have a couple of glasses with deer?
Snow Maiden:
– Yeah…. then more fun!
Father Frost:
- Oh, here's another! They also helped me with advice. I’ll find it now ... (opens the bag, digs into it, then gives one of the guests a recipe). Read what is written, dear / dear, otherwise I’m blind already, and the handwriting is crooked.
A guest from the audience reads the Recipe: Internal: mix 10 mg of purgen and 5 mg of sleeping pills together, pour in hawthorn tincture, then pour in 300 mg of medical alcohol. Pour three mugs of cold beer "Gus Zhatetsky". Throw ascorbic acid into the resulting mixture. Keep in refrigerator for 3 days.
Santa Claus (with hope):
- Do you think it will help? No… !? Well, you’ll probably have to look for a successor, here’s an acquaintance’s grandfather looking for a job, he’s only 2019!
Snow Maiden:
- No need to be sad, Grandpa! We will now all together try to cure you with New Year's healing methods. And now we will train your memory, and the memory of our guests.
We run a competition:
We divide the hall into 2-3 teams, each in turn remembers songs about New Year and winter. Which team remembers more wins.
Snow Maiden:
- Well done! You know a lot of songs!
Father Frost:
- I would like to learn, otherwise I became completely sclerotic.
Snow Maiden:
Do not rush to give up on yourself grandfather, I know another way to train memory!
Father Frost:
- What is this, Snow Maiden?
Snow Maiden:
- My favorite, festive ... You yourself use it so often.
Father Frost:
- Granddaughter, something in my mood is so good, I don’t want to freeze those present.
Snow Maiden:
- Don't scare people. It won't help (whispers)
Father Frost:
- Then bring a stool, I will make everyone read poetry, and I myself will take a nap in a corner!
Snow Maiden:
- Grandfather!
Father Frost:
"Then I don't understand you at all!"
Snow Maiden:
We will make riddles, and guess everything.
Father Frost:
“Aaaaah, there it is…
We make riddles and give prizes to those who guessed:
Snow Maiden:
There is such joy all around
And suddenly - such disgusting!
Father Frost:
Is this a kikimora?
Snow Maiden:
- Grandfather, what does everyone get a kikimora for the New Year ??? Help grandfather, tell me what it is? (Jellied fish).
- And here is another riddle: Always dressed in winter,
But she doesn't care about that!
Father Frost:
- Snow Maiden, yes, I’ll buy you a fur coat, I’ll buy it, I’ll still collect taxes!
Snow Maiden:
- Oh, grandfather, I'm not talking about that at all! (Herring under a Fur Coat)
Snow Maiden:
- Stands in the corner, not punished,
And Putin is shown on it. (TV)
Snow Maiden:
- Grandfather, look at the owners, everything is fine with their memory!
Father Frost:
- Not like I have...
Snow Maiden:
- It's okay, grandfather, we will cure you after all! And we will give a gift to our wonderful team for such resourcefulness! Horoscope for next year...
Father Frost:
Horoscope: This year will bring you a lot of joyful worries and everything-everything-everything...
Snow Maiden:
- You have a wonderful horoscope, grandfather! So it's time to give the kind hosts of the holiday - gifts.
Father Frost:
- Present? Haven't heard of any giveaways!
Snow Maiden:
- Grandfather, I see that your toad has become even larger ... And, apparently, you will have to consult with someone to give you this, because of your exorbitant greed (addressing the pharmacists). Do you sell syringes? I hope the needles are big? And the injection of the patient will be?
Father Frost:
- Oh-oh-oh! Let the toad go! I don't need an injection!
Snow Maiden:
- That's the same sting!
Father Frost:
- Yes, it's time to give gifts. Let's give gifts, my snowman friends and I have prepared something interesting for you (takes out an empty bottle).
Snow Maiden:
- Grandfather, did you drink gifts ???
Father Frost:
- Well, what are you, granddaughter! We have prepared interesting task, for our doctors, now we will see how they can prepare medicines. Who is the bravest here? Come out to me!
Participants go out in turn, read aloud and throw paper “pills” into a bottle with various inscriptions: “so that the head does not hurt after the New Year holidays, “so that the liver does not fail”, “so that the eyes do not double”, “so that the hearing does not fail”, “the brains often rested” - each his own pill, which he comes up with.
Father Frost:
Well, they cured me, my health is enough for a whole year!
(Gives gifts prepared in advance, says a toast).
Father Frost:
- Unfortunately, it's time for us to run goodbye, we would love to stay with you, but we need to have time to congratulate many more people.
Snow Maiden:
Thank you, and my grandfather was cured, and his memory began to return! It's time we ran to you!
Father Frost:
- Happy New Year!
Snow Maiden:
- Goodbye! We will definitely meet again.
You can also hold a competition "Medical Diagnosis"
The presenter reads short fragments of songs, and the guests try to determine what is bothering the patient, that is, to make a diagnosis. The one who makes the most correct diagnoses is entitled to some kind of medical prize.
Fragments of songs and diagnoses:
1. "And my heart stopped,
My heart stopped” (diagnosis: heart failure).
2. "If you don't hear me,
It means that winter has come” (diagnosis: otitis media).
3. We walked with you,
I roared, oh, roared (diagnosis: nerves).
4. We honestly want to tell you:
We no longer look at girls (diagnosis: impotence).
5. In vain you scold the rain, in vain you scold him
You stand and wait, but you don’t know why (diagnosis: sclerosis).
6. But if there is a pack of cigarettes in your pocket,
So, everything is not so bad today (diagnosis: nicotine addiction).
7. She even wanted to hang herself,
But institute, exams, session (diagnosis: suicidal syndrome).
8. I know - you want, I know for sure - you want,
I know for sure - you want it, you want it - but you are silent (diagnosis: dumbness).
9. It hurts me, it hurts
Do not relieve this evil pain (diagnosis: pain shock).
10. And his wound rots,
And it won't get any smaller
And will not heal (diagnosis: gangrene).
11. Every step through hurts,
Every gesture hurts (diagnosis: broken limbs).
12. Judge people, judge God, How I loved
I went barefoot to my sweetheart in the cold (ORZ)
13. I got drunk drunk,
I won't get home (alcoholism)
14. Black eyes, passionate eyes, Eyes burning and beautiful!
How I love you! How I fear you!
Know that I saw you at an unkind hour! (Hypnosis session.)
15. I am not an angel, I am not a demon, I am a tired wanderer.
I am back, I am resurrected
And knocked on your house. (Clinical death.)
16. Never said
But there is no more patience. (Silence.)
17. Night! Cold expectations.
Pain! It's like I'm split.
I can not see anything,
I hate myself. (Night blindness.)
18. And the dawn is already more and more noticeable,
So please be kind... (Hangover.)
19. Why are thoughts so confused?
Why does the light dim so often? (Fainting.)
20. I rush into the night to catch up with you,
But I understand that I'm standing and I can't run. (Paralysis.)
21. Unfortunately, I am, but, fortunately, not alone
I fell into your insidious addiction. (Addiction.)
22. A snowstorm covered the road,
The sleigh trail has disappeared…
Hands get cold, feet get cold,
And it's all gone and gone (frostbite)
23. This girl is nothing.
And this one is nothing.
And this one, I note,
The belly puffs up from the tea. (Binge eating.)
24. Oh, and now I myself have become somewhat unstable,
I won't get home from a friendly drinking party. (Alcohol intoxication.)
25. And I recognize the sweetheart by his gait. (Flat feet.)
26. I tried to get away from love,
I took a sharp razor and straightened myself. (Plastic surgery.)
27. There is no logic in your thoughts,
How can I find the truth in them? (Schizophrenia.)
28. What are you, my dear, look askance,
Tilt your head low? (Osteochondrosis.)
29. Sweet berry tore together,
Bitter berry - I'm alone (Poisoning)
30. Far, far, far
My only true friend.
Not easy, not easy, not easy
Without reliable, proven hands (Need a massage therapist).
31. Hot sun, hot sand,
Hot lips - a sip of water. (Sunstroke)
The host wishes everyone health, no matter what :)), happiness, love in the coming year!
New Year's party for a women's corporate party in the style of the 90s
You can have fun :)) and organize a bachelorette party for the New Year in the style of the 90s. I think that someone will like it, because youth is the most best years life, and it is so wonderful to plunge into this difficult, but at the same time happy time ...
At the New Year's corporate party, as you can see, you can arrange a lot of entertainment - funny modern scenes, short and long tales in a new way, cool reprises in a fun company. We have reviewed interesting ideas to celebrate the New Year, as well as videos with original stories on the New Year theme.
Happy New Year!
Corporate events have long turned from a fun event into a boring coercion. Often the authorities instruct someone to organize everything at the last moment. New Year's skits for adults, all the more interesting, are quite difficult to come up with on their own.
Take advantage already ready scripts, complementing them with a flavor that is unique to your team.
Don't do as we do
IN New Year's celebration adults can feel like little naughty children and laugh at their shortcomings. We offer to make a psychological unloading and ridicule the unseemly actions of colleagues, so that they do not repeat them.
The two facilitators act out the dialogue:
1: Dear friends, now I will tell you how to properly celebrate the New Year.
2: Why isn't it me?
1: You don't know how to celebrate perfectly!
2: Oh! And this is said by the one who puts the same boxes under the tree every year! Also empty! As if everyone loves him so much and gave him so much!
1: And you are always a gift to the secretary of the chief a box of stale " bird's milk» you bring!
2: And every December 31 you stick around at work until the last and then you go to visit, so that you don’t cook anything at home!
1: And you eat olive oil at the table all night, and dance while sitting under the "New Year's light"!
2: And you never bought fireworks! You just stare out the window at strangers all night!
1: And you howl the national anthem under karaoke! I couldn't learn the words!
2: And on all holidays you send other people's SMS to all your friends, and then you get them back with your signature!
1: And you make legendary plans every time to spend the night in Morocco, and then you're snoring in a salad before midnight!
2: And you burn papers to the chiming clock and then chew the ashes with moonshine instead of champagne and believe that your grandmother will finally quit and leave you a palace on the Cote d'Azur as a legacy!
1: And for a whole year you steal stupid pens with the logo of our own company from everyone and then give them to your colleagues at work!
2: And you live at a party from the new year to Christmas! Until the owners run out of food in the refrigerator!
1: And you watch “Home Alone” forty times in a row all New Year's weekend!
2: And every year you snatch out champagne and, with a cry of “I’ll show you a class now,” fill the entire table, and hit your mother-in-law with a cork in the eye!
1: Okay, we're both good...
2: Therefore, beloved friends, so that New Year's Eve goes well for you ...
Together: Never do as we do!
Impromptu about the Christmas tree
A wonderful version of the scene is the staging of the children's fairy tale "The Three Little Pigs" in an adult way.
We offer another scene for adults who want to play the fool and remember their childhood. It is desirable that the company was already "warm" enough. The bottom line is to beat the “Christmas Tree Song” in roles and be as funny as possible. The most artistic and funny will receive a prize - sweets.
From among the participants of the corporate party, you need to choose the 9 most cheerful. In advance, you need to print the text of the song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest ..." in 10 copies.
- herringbone;
- blizzard;
- freezing;
- coward-bunny;
- angry wolf;
- Mokhnonogaya horse;
- peasant;
- firewood;
- leading.
It is desirable to determine the roles by drawing lots, so that no one is offended. The task will be to play the song as funny and emotionally as possible, listening to the words of the presenter. The participant begins to play his role when he hears the name of the desired hero.
Under the chorus, you can start a round dance around the Christmas tree.
Old Year VS New
For organization New Year's scenes you need 6 people, a sign with the inscription "2018" and a sign with the inscription "2019", 2 D.M. suits, one of them must be noticeably shabby.
- 2018 - Old year dressed as a battered D.M. with nameplate;
- 2019 - in a new Grandfather costume and with a sign;
- leading;
- employee 1 - C1;
- employee 2 - C2;
- employee 3 - C3.
Leading: On New Year's holiday, when one year follows another, it is customary to remember the Old and celebrate the New. And if you had the opportunity to choose, who would you leave?
Art. g. "looks reproachfully at the employees": That's how you thanked me! And we were so good together! I did everything for you! And you are driving me away! Traitors!
S1: And what good did you do to us? Did you love us at all? Every day food became more expensive, things were lost, girls refused and nothing worked at all!
S2: You promised the fulfillment of desires, but what happened?
Art. g.: And why did you think that the dollar is 8 rubles each? Am I the National Bank?
S3: What, were you sorry? Why did we burn paper and spoil champagne with ashes?
Art. G: And why did you decide that what was written should be performed? Then can I start to execute the inscriptions from the entrance? There are very good desires come across.
S1: There is no need to leave the topic, it is better to leave altogether.
Art. G: Yes, it's not a question, since you want it so badly. Yes, but with whom will you stay, if not with me? WITH THIS? At least you all already know me well, nothing unpredictable, but this is a year in a bag! On the contrary, I can give you a guarantee that gasoline will not rise in price any more, oil will not become much cheaper, the president will always be the same, the retirement age will not last until 80, taxes on idleness will not be introduced, divorce will not become more expensive, the Russian Orthodox Church will not cancel more concerts !
S2: Well, that the national team will not win with him, and the president will not change us with him either, and this one can guarantee “pointing the finger at NG”.
How would you like to celebrate this New Year?
YesNo
Art. G: Well, I don’t understand what he bribed you with? Do you have five holidays a week? Have you checked with your liver whether it suits her? Here you are, remember “referring to C1”, I gave you a meeting with your soulmate! But you, “turning to C2”, took an apartment in a mortgage. Three-room by the way! So that your mother-in-law could move in with you!
S2: Thank you, dear! Until the grave, I will definitely not forget you!
Art. g.: But with you, “turning to C3”, didn’t anything positive happen at all? You went to China!
C3: I've gone! They fed me mouse tails, then for a month I was afraid to look at anything other than water!
Art. G: Oh yes! Okay, I'm leaving you! But you will still cry for me! Remember how good I really was for you! And only by photographs you will be able to remember these unforgettable moments. And when you leave, they throw stones after you: it went bad, it didn’t work out, it didn’t ... Why do I need all this ?!
Employees approach the Old Year, hug him.
S1: Don't be offended, you were really great "begin to remember what was important in the company, what important events employees had.
S2: We didn't mean to offend you.
Art. G: Thank you, my dear! Farewell, I will leave you, and you live with him "points to N. g." It should somehow differ from year to year "slowly and sadly leaves."
NG: Of course you should! And let's start with utility tariffs! “Handing out receipts to employees.”
S1: Is this a joke?! 75 percent?
Everyone runs after the Old Year and starts shouting: “Stop! Don't go! Come back! We will forgive you all! We've changed our minds!"
Semi-flower
For improvised scenes, it is better to invite artistic and expressive people, this is the success of the event.
For short funny scenes it is necessary to prepare a flower with many petals, on which the most daring, absurd, but cheerful predictions are written.
For example:
- I'll dye my hair purple;
- I will get divorced and leave to hipp;
- I will buy myself a pony;
- I will find a treasure, etc.
Each participant of the corporate party blindly pulls out a petal with a prediction and fantasizes how what is written can come true.
A dramatized and costumed story about Grandfather and the Snow Maiden
In a small miniature, it is desirable to force only colleagues who can quickly improvise to participate.
Actors and props:
- Snow Maiden - a hat with braids;
- Santa Claus - hat and beard;
- Grandfather Mustafa - turban and beard;
- Akyn - skullcap and tambourine.
The host reads the text, the actors need to invent and pronounce a line at the right moment after his pause, in addition to perform actions from the script. Uninvolved guests support members.
Q: It's frosty and cold outside, so for starters, let's organize a spring mood for ourselves. Who knows how to whistle - let him whistle, the rest loudly knock with forks on glasses and glasses.
"Summer. Heat.
D. Frost drags along with a dirty empty bag. He has a hangover.
Behind, holding on to Grandfather and Nov, that she is hot, the disheveled Snow Maiden barely trudges.
Towards them actively, cheerfully, skipping, whistling and with a huge bag of alcoholic presents, grandfather Mustafa walked, he hurried to Navruz.
Noticing the unfortunate travelers, he stopped, sat down on the ground and shouted...
A dancing Akyn appeared on the horizon, he immediately began a soulful song about everything he saw around.
He really liked the Snow Maiden, and he decided to sing her beauty.
D. Mustafa cried, stretched out his hands to the sky and sang ... "come up with a phrase"
D. Frost fell to the ground, stretched himself and pulled D. Mustafa's beard with all his might, flicked his nose and said with unbearable bitterness in his voice "..."
Granddaughter-Snow Maiden flopped down on Grandfather Frost's knees and sarcastically said "..."
Akyn was confused, dropped his instrument and could not sing anything. Nothing at all.
D. Frost bravely tried to get up.
He didn't succeed.
D. Frost finally proudly stood up and said "..."
D. Mustafa reached out to the Snow Maiden and shouted "..."
D. Frost looked around, determined where the north lay, and waved his hand with complete confidence, declaring "..."
Then he went to the left and "..."
The Snow Maiden kissed D. Mustafa on the forehead and chased D. Moroz.
Mustafa was not particularly surprised, scratched his head thoughtfully and said "..."
Akyn planned to sing a new song, but we will not let him, otherwise we will have to listen to this lawlessness until the morning.
End! And look for morality yourself!
Roles are best printed on leaflets. Distribute the roles by pulling out of the hat, or let the host himself appoint.
Corporate script for lazy organizers
- cleaning woman;
- Father Frost;
- Snow Maiden;
- leading.
Props:
- bag with small gifts;
- pieces of paper;
- a snowflake with many corners - a task number is indicated under each corner;
- hat.
Scene 1
Host-V: Greetings, my dears!
A little more and the New Year will come - a holiday when miracles happen and all dreams and wishes come true!
And for starters, I have to fulfill a few wishes that could not be fulfilled on time, and all because of our mail - the gifts were not presented on time. Now we will correct this awkward situation.
He holds out his hand into a small bag of gifts.
Approaches the leader.
Q: It was you, boy, who asked Santa Claus for a car as a child?
Leader: Yes!
Presenter: Here is your present "holding out a toy car."
The host goes to the rest of the little guests and gives them presents too!
Host: This is how children's dreams come true! Let's drink to that!
Scene 2
Q: Not everyone is probably aware, but Santa Claus has a wife! And her name is Winter! She has prepared tasks for you!
Take out a snowflake with tasks:
- on the 1st corner - a poem about NG;
- on the 2nd corner - dance with a colleague;
- on the 3rd corner - a riddle about the holiday, etc.
Scene 3
A cleaning lady follows the leader, waving a mop and scolding him.
UB: Just look! How well settled! Should I clean up after him? Confetti, garlands are scattered everywhere, and then I have to clean up around the clock!
New Year is a fabulous holiday! Agree, not only children, but also adults, on the eve of the main holiday of the year, begin to expect miracles and magic. Therefore, it is not surprising that one of the most popular scenes at New Year's parties and corporate parties is a fairy tale. Usually the host invites the participants of the holiday to feel like New Year's heroes or popular characters in fairy tales. At the same time, it is not necessary to learn large roles, since the format of the scene is often comic and involves a minimum of replicas and musical accompaniment. There is even a separate version of a fairy tale-improvisation to music, in which the participants themselves must come up with lines and movements for their characters. You can also make a fairy tale-alteration in a modern way. For example, take the story of Kolobok as a basis, but give its characters more modern characters. But whichever option you choose, a fairy tale for a corporate party for the New Year 2018 (ideas from the video below) will perfectly complement any scenario for this holiday.
A fairy tale for a corporate party for the New Year 2018: a holiday script
One of the advantages of the fairy tale number for use in New Year's scenario- versatility of the format. The fairy-tale action fully corresponds to the mood of this holiday and is interesting for both adults and children. But if we talk specifically about the use of a fairy tale in a script for a corporate party in honor of the New Year's holiday, then it also helps to create a relaxed atmosphere. Agree, when else, if not at the New Year's corporate party, it will be possible to see the chief accountant in the image of Baba Yaga, and the director to transform, say, into the Snow Maiden. It is important to note that fairy tales are different. But often all of them are united by a cheerful plot and a cool ending.
Variants of fairy tales for the holiday script for the corporate party for the New Year 2018
If you try to classify fairy tales, then you can distinguish several main types:
- musical tales(it is obligatory to accompany the dialogues of the participants with music and songs)
- fairy tales-improvisations (they do not contain dialogues, and the participants themselves come up with the words and actions of their characters)
- fairy tales-alterations (based on the plot of a well-known work, and the characters and dialogues are rewritten)
- potpourri tales (instead of dialogues, they use cuts of music and phrases from songs)
Any of the above options can be used when writing a script for a New Year's corporate party. But remember that the most difficult version of a fairy tale-improvisation can only be used when there are many creative and liberated people in the team who are capable of creative thinking. Otherwise, the number will fail: the participants will be constrained, they will not be able to joke and joke with dignity, they will remain disappointed with the number.
Another version of a fairy tale that is suitable for a New Year's corporate party is a story invented by the whole team. This is a written format that will require a large piece of paper. The theme of such a fairy tale can be anything, but it is advisable to opt for a New Year's plot. The facilitator writes the first sentence of the tale, leaving only the last word visible. The task of each participant of the holiday is to write one sentence, focusing only on the last word of the previous author. At the end, the New Year's fairy tale is read aloud by the host - it always turns out to be very creative and fun!
A fun fairy tale-improvisation for adults with music for the New Year for a corporate party, video
Fairy tale-improvisation is one of the most fun numbers at the New Year's co-op, but at the same time one of the most difficult. After all, no matter how thoughtful and interesting the script is, the whole holiday can be spoiled by this one scene. Ideally, an improvisation fairy tale is best done at the end of the evening, when its participants are as relaxed as possible and ready to show their creativity, turning off excessive modesty and shyness. Often a fabulous number with improvisation consists of a given plot and individual comments by the presenter, which should coordinate the participants in the right direction. In other words, after the task is voiced, the characters of the scene must themselves come up with the movements, words and character of their heroes. But if you doubt that the participants will have enough artistry, you can also use a light version of a musical improvisation fairy tale. In this version, the dialogues are either absent altogether, or replaced by cutting phrases from popular films and songs.
Video with examples of funny fairy tales-improvisations with music for a corporate party in honor of the New Year for adults
Next, you will find several examples with a video of what a New Year's improvisation fairy tale for adults can be. Remember that the plot of such a fairy tale is better to choose based on the characteristics of the team and the characters of the direct participants in the issue.
Thematic fairy tale for the New Year 2018 Dogs for a corporate party with jokes and jokes - ideas for a script
Since the upcoming New Year 2018 will be held under the auspices of the Yellow Dog, the corporate party scenario can be diversified with a thematic fairy tale with jokes and jokes. This means that instead of everyone's favorite Turnip or Little Red Riding Hood, you can take as a basis the plot of a fairy tale, book, cartoon related to dogs. It is not necessary that the dog be the main character of this work. The option of a minor character, who suddenly comes to the fore in your thematic fairy tale, is also quite suitable. In this case, the heroes of children's cartoons are well suited: Ball from Prostakvashino, Volt, the Barboskin family, Dog (m / f There was a dog), etc. Heroes of everyone's favorite fairy tales, for example, Artemon from Pinocchio, are also suitable. You can also take the same Turnip as the basis of the plot, but shift the focus specifically to the role of the dog.
Ideas for jokes and gags for a thematic scenario with a fairy tale for a corporate party for the New Year 2018 of the Dog
Particular attention should be paid to what kind of jokes and jokes it is desirable to use for the scenario of a New Year's fairy tale for a corporate party. Many people bet on rather frank jokes, which are accompanied by dances and jokes for adults. But do not forget that such a format may be unacceptable for the team and its individual members. Therefore, it is much more effective to use good humor without unnecessary vulgarity and vulgarity. For example, women's roles in New Year's fairy tales are often taken by men who have to dress up in the outfits of their heroines. In this case, it is better to give up too short dresses and skirts, and give preference to a long sundress or individual accessories (kokoshnik, handbag, hat, wig), and not along. The same applies to women who are invited to perform in male roles. Agree, it is unlikely that any of the fair sex on new year party you will want to neglect exquisite makeup for the sake of a painted mustache.
Modern fairy tale "Gingerbread Man" for a corporate party for the New Year 2018 by roles with music, video
One of the most popular fairy tales-alterations with simple roles and cheerful music for a corporate party in honor of the New Year is a modern variation of Kolobok. Since the plot of this fairy tale is well known to everyone, the participants have no problems learning their roles. In addition, the very version of the modern fairy tale "Kolobok" for a corporate party for the New Year 2018 is very versatile in terms of roles and music. It is suitable for both a small party and a large company. In addition, the fairy tale about Kolobok is short, so you don’t have to worry that the number will be drawn out. An example of how you can beat the fairy tale about Kolobok at a New Year's corporate party in a modern way can be seen in the next video.
A fairy tale for a corporate party for the New Year 2018 Dogs must be present in the holiday script. This cheerful and cool number with roles and music always cheers up both participants and guests. And it creates a special atmosphere of magic! And you must admit, rarely do adults have the opportunity to visit a real New Year's fairy tale. We hope that our ideas for fairy tales with jokes at a corporate party will help you create wonderful holiday who will be remembered with smiles for a long time to come!
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