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Preparation of moonshine and alcohol for personal use
absolutely legal!

After the demise of the USSR, the new government stopped the fight against moonshine. Criminal liability and fines were abolished, and an article prohibiting the production of alcohol-containing products at home was removed from the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. To this day, there is not a single law that prohibits you and me from engaging in our favorite hobby - making alcohol at home. This is evidenced by the Federal Law of July 8, 1999 No. 143-FZ “On Administrative Responsibility legal entities(organizations) and individual entrepreneurs for offenses in the field of production and circulation of ethyl alcohol, alcoholic and alcohol-containing products "(Collection of Legislation Russian Federation, 1999, N 28, Art. 3476).

Extract from federal law RF:

"The effect of this Federal Law does not apply to the activities of citizens (individuals) who do not produce products containing ethyl alcohol for the purpose of marketing."

Moonshine in other countries:

In Kazakhstan in accordance with the Code of the Republic of Kazakhstan on administrative offenses dated January 30, 2001 N 155 provides for the following responsibility. Thus, according to article 335 “Manufacture and sale of home-made alcoholic beverages”, illegal production for the purpose of selling moonshine, chacha, mulberry vodka, mash and other alcoholic beverages, as well as the sale of these alcoholic beverages, entails a fine in the amount of thirty monthly calculation indices with confiscation of alcoholic beverages , apparatus, raw materials and equipment for their manufacture, as well as money and other valuables received from their sale. However, the law does not prohibit the preparation of alcohol for personal purposes.

In Ukraine and Belarus things are different. Articles No. 176 and No. 177 of the Code of Administrative Offenses of Ukraine provide for the imposition of fines in the amount of three to ten tax-free minimum wages for the manufacture and storage of moonshine without the purpose of sale, for the storage without the purpose of sale of apparatus * for its production.

Article 12.43 repeats this information practically word for word. “Production or purchase of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their production (mash), storage of devices for their production” in the Code of the Republic of Belarus on Administrative Offenses. Item number 1 says: "Manufacturing individuals strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their manufacture (mash), as well as storage of devices * used for their manufacture - entails a warning or a fine in the amount of up to five basic units with confiscation of these drinks, semi-finished products and devices.

*Purchase moonshine stills For home use it is still possible, since their second purpose is the distillation of water and the production of components for natural cosmetics and perfumes.

Preparation of moonshine and alcohol for personal use
absolutely legal!

After the demise of the USSR, the new government stopped the fight against moonshine. Criminal liability and fines were abolished, and an article prohibiting the production of alcohol-containing products at home was removed from the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. To this day, there is not a single law that prohibits you and me from engaging in our favorite hobby - making alcohol at home. This is evidenced by the Federal Law of July 8, 1999 No. 143-FZ “On the administrative responsibility of legal entities (organizations) and individual entrepreneurs for offenses in the field of production and circulation of ethyl alcohol, alcoholic and alcohol-containing products” (Collected Legislation of the Russian Federation, 1999, No. 28 , item 3476).

Excerpt from the Federal Law of the Russian Federation:

"The effect of this Federal Law does not apply to the activities of citizens (individuals) who do not produce products containing ethyl alcohol for the purpose of marketing."

Moonshine in other countries:

In Kazakhstan in accordance with the Code of the Republic of Kazakhstan On Administrative Offenses dated January 30, 2001 N 155, the following liability is provided. Thus, according to article 335 “Manufacture and sale of home-made alcoholic beverages”, illegal production for the purpose of selling moonshine, chacha, mulberry vodka, mash and other alcoholic beverages, as well as the sale of these alcoholic beverages, entails a fine in the amount of thirty monthly calculation indices with confiscation of alcoholic beverages , apparatus, raw materials and equipment for their manufacture, as well as money and other valuables received from their sale. However, the law does not prohibit the preparation of alcohol for personal purposes.

Article 12.43 repeats this information practically word for word. “Production or purchase of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their production (mash), storage of devices for their production” in the Code of the Republic of Belarus on Administrative Offenses. Paragraph No. 1 states: “Production by individuals of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their manufacture (mash), as well as storage of devices * used for their manufacture - entails a warning or a fine of up to five basic units with confiscation of the indicated drinks, semi-finished products and devices.

* It is still possible to purchase moonshine stills for home use, since their second purpose is to distill water and obtain components for natural cosmetics and perfumes.

When the festive night finally comes, all business and worries remain in the past. Now you can relax, enjoy communicating with guests, from the feast and seeing off the old year. At the festive feast, everyone is waiting for toasts. In the New Year's time, wise toasts especially touch the soul.

Wise toasts for the new year 2020 are a kind of parable that psychologically set you up for new stage life, for the new year. Therefore, we offer interesting wise toasts for the new year, which will surely please the guests at the festive table and fill their souls with peace and quivering tender feelings.

By the way, also do not forget to congratulate your friends and family. The selection can be found on our website.

Wise toasts for the Year of the Rat:

There is a tradition in Italy New Year throw old things out of the window. Of course, we are not in Italy, but anyway, let's throw away in these last hours of the outgoing year our old grievances, quarrels and bad deeds as junk. Behind all this, one can also throw out envy, infidelity and ingratitude. It is quite simple to do this, and in our hearts we will have only pleasant memories of the outgoing 2016. Let's remember it this way and let's believe that 2020 will be many times better!

Once upon a time, there was a skilled craftsman who was once challenged to a duel by ten people at once. They shouted and boasted that I could defeat the master. But in the end, the master still won the duel. Then the next time he was called to a duel for twenty people. But the master was able to defeat them too. The next time, the best master was called to a duel by 50 people. But, the master of dreams won the duel and then everyone became quiet and no longer dared to new challenges. But one boy asked the master for the opportunity to compete with him. They entered into a duel, and the boy won it. Everyone was at a loss and asked the master what happened. He replied: “I don’t care, but the child is pleased.” Let's drink to "do not care", which is higher than anything in the world. May the New Year 2020 bring only worthy victories!

There is very little time left until the new year. The streets were practically empty. And along one of these streets, a couple with full bags is hurrying home. They meet a drunk who is on all fours. The wife reproaches her husband that everyone has already had time to drink and are having fun with might and main, and everything happens at the last minute with the husband. So let's drink to the fact that in the New Year 2020 everything always comes to us on time!

In the ancient Indian treatise "Peach Branches" it is said that the needs of the soul give rise to friendship. The needs of the mind give rise to respect, and the needs of the body give rise to desire. All three needs together give rise to true love. Let's drink to the fact that in the new year everyone present at this table will always have all three needs in abundance!

I don’t even know what to wish to everyone who gathered at this table ... Probably, all the girls should get married, and the guys should find worthy wives. And one more thing, probably, you have all heard the well-known wish of Russian cosmonauts: “To eat and drink. To want and be able to. So that next year you will be with someone and be where! It seems to me that this is a very wise wish for the New Year 2020, for which you should definitely drink!

God molded man out of clay, but he still had material left. Then God asked the man what to make of this clay for him. The man asked to make him happy. God knew everything and saw everything, but he did not know what happiness is. Then he gave the man a piece of clay and said that let him make his own happiness. Let's drink so that in the New Year we always know what our happiness is and how to blind it!

A man approaches the river, pushes one bush, a second, a third, a fourth, and so on twenty bushes. Then he looks - a woman is standing on the bank of the river. He takes off one dress from her, the second, the third, the fourth… Let's drink to our prospects in the New Year 2020!

At a young age, it seems that happiness is already ahead. In old age, it seems that happiness is behind us. But what to do in order not to miss the moment of happiness? The best thing to do is enjoy every day. This is what I wish for you next year. In the meantime, let's enjoy each other's company this wonderful New Year's holiday.

Short toasts for the New Year can be wise. Here is one of them. Somehow a physicist comes to Nilson Bohr and sees a horseshoe on his door. “Do you really believe that a horseshoe brings good luck,” the physicist asks. “I don’t believe,” Nelson replies, “but the horseshoe seems to believe.” Let's drink so that luck comes to our house more often in 2020 and she believes in us!

That's what they say in Georgia. If you want to be a happy day, then it's worth getting drunk. If you want to be happy for a week, then get sick. If you want happiness within a month, get married. If you want to be happy for a whole year, get a mistress. If you want to be happy all your life, then be healthy. Let's raise this glass so that in the future 2020 we will all be healthy, which means happy!

Two people are talking. One asks how the other lives. He replies that they say, in different ways. When it's bad, the ambulance comes, and when it's good, the police. Now we are all having fun and well, so what, wait for the arrival of the police? Be that as it may, but let's drink to the fact that in 2020 everything will be fine with us and without the police!

A toad was jumping along the rails, then a train drove by and tore off its legs. The sting crawled to the side and, looking at her legs, she thought: “What beautiful legs, I must return.” As soon as she was back on the rails, a train passed by and cut off her head. Let's drink to not lose our heads because of beautiful legs in 2020!

There lived one person. He, like everyone else, hoped for a miracle, and it happened ... Once, on the way to work, he saw ... a real Wizard. “Today is a magical day and I can grant you three wishes!” he said.

I want a fancy car with a convertible top, - after a little thought, the man replied.
- Well, - the wizard answered, - look there ...
The man looked and saw a luxurious car.
- Wow! This is exactly what I wanted! - the man shouted, got into the car and drove away towards new impressions.

The next day he came back so damn angry that the Wizard asked him:
- What's happened?
- Ah... I've been driving around the city all day, and wherever I go, there are a lot of beautiful cars everywhere and people look at all the cars the same way... So it's not what I wanted.
"I can grant a second wish," the wizard said.
“I… want… a whole lot of money so that I can buy whatever I want.”
- Well, - the Wizard answered, took out checkbook and handed it to the man.

The man put his checkbook in his pocket and said:
- I'll be back tomorrow, because I still have a third wish, which you promised to fulfill.

The next day the man and the Wizard met again. But again the man was angry and depressed. Wizard asked:
- And what happened now?
- I bought everything I wanted. And I didn't care if I could buy something else. I can buy everything, so what's the difference... You didn't give me what I wanted.
- What do you want? asked the Wizard.
- I know what I want. I want a fabulously beautiful ... girl.
- Well, - the wizard answered, and immediately an unusually beautiful girl appeared next to him.
- Ooo! cried the man, grabbed her, and left.

…After two weeks, he returned to the same place. He was angry and depressed. The wizard asked him:
- What now? I gave you a fabulously beautiful girl!
- Ah ... She was so obedient that I quickly got bored. All she wanted was my money, and after collecting what she needed, she just left. What a bad wizard you are. I ask and ask you what I want, but it's not the same and not like that.
“That’s because,” the Wizard replied, “that you never once asked for what you want. You ask for a car, but you really want respect, you ask for money, but you really want freedom, you ask beautiful girl you really want love.

Therefore, in order to achieve your goal in life, you need to know the answers to the questions:

1) What do I really want? is the circle of desires.
2) What do I already have to achieve my life purpose? is the circle of possibilities.
3) What else do I need to do to get what I want? - And try to see the prospect of your development through personal growth.

And, most importantly, we must remember that "you can't even catch a fish from a pond without difficulty." Therefore, it is useful to look from the circle of possibilities and move into the circle of desires, and not vice versa, so as not to be deluded. Then the wish will become possible!

So let the fulfillment of your desires bring a new quality of life and give you joy and happiness in the New Year!

Hello, hello! Can I talk to God?
- Hello! I connect!
- Hello, my soul! I am listening to you carefully!
- My God, ahead of the New Year! Please, fulfill my desires!
- Of course, dear, anything! ... But first, I will connect you with the department of fulfilled desires, try to understand what mistakes you made in the past!
... a metallic voice on the phone: “Please wait, we will now connect with the operator of the desire department”
… I am waiting…

Greetings! What do you want to know?
- Hello! The Lord redirected me to you and said that before making new wishes, it would be good to listen to the old ones.

I see, wait a minute ... Ah, here it is! All desires of the soul. A weighty tome! You listen?
- Yes, carefully.
- Starting from the last year:

1) Tired of this work! (done, tired of work!)
2) The husband does not pay attention (done, does not pay!)
3) Oh, I would like some money (done, enough for bread, you can’t pull on boots!)
4) Girlfriends are fools (done)
5) I would like at least some apartment (done, on the 10th floor under the very roof, the roof is leaking, I asked for some!)
6) I would like at least some small car (get the “Zaporozhets” of a shaggy year)
7) Oh, well, at least on vacation, at least somewhere (done, to the mother-in-law at the dacha, she just needs a slave force)
8) Well, what is it, no one will give flowers (done, will not give!)
Continue? Here for about a year of reading!
- No, no, I got it! Transfer my call to the Creator!
- God, I got it! I will track every thought, even the smallest!!!
I ask you to always send me positive thoughts and goals!

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Parable Happy New Year colleagues. Parable for the New Year

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