Scenario and competitions for the new year. Scenes for the new year are funny and cool

The new year is getting closer and closer. And that means it's time to think about your plans for everything. new year holidays. cool scenario New Year's corporate party 2016 will help you bright and cheerful this new year. We have prepared for you fun and cool contests, songs and ditties. Look, choose what you like, and let this corporate party be remembered by you forever.

Let's start this corporate party in an unusual way. Like no one else has ever started. Intrigue? Let's talk about everything in order.
First, you need to bake buns. If you don’t know how to bake, then order them in a pastry shop. And not just bake, but put a piece of paper with wishes inside each bun! When all your colleagues have gathered together, they are invited to take one bun on a tray. And when they eat it or break it, they will see a piece of paper. They will read the paper and will know what awaits them in the new 2016.
Wish examples:
1. The year of the monkey is coming,
Happiness in your home promises!

2. The new year is knocking on the house,
You will oversleep him like a mole!

3. Good luck will visit you,
And health will visit!

4. The year of the monkey will bring you,
Lots of happy worries!

5. The monkey will come to you,
And bring a smile!

6. The monkey will laugh,
You promise a lot of money!

Here are some wishes for colleagues.
When all colleagues have read their wishes for the new year 2016, you can start the holiday.

And we will start it with the definition of the symbol of the coming year. And he is a monkey! Anyone can participate - men and women. The definition of the symbol of the year will take place in several stages.

Stage one.
In the first stage, we need to determine which of the participants is more like a monkey. To do this, you need to find on the Internet pictures of monkeys that make faces. After the picture, you need to print it out and put it on a tray so that the participants do not see them.
Each participant in turn chooses any one picture with a monkey, and applies it to his face. And he should make about the same face as in the pictures of the monkey.
Like this:

After everyone has shown their resemblance to a monkey, those who go to the next round are determined.

Stage two.
Monkeys love to squirm. They always do it. And the monkeys just have a gorgeous smile! Did not see? Let's get a look! Each contestant must smile as widely as possible. And the presenter measures the width of the smile with a ruler! And we determine the three finalists who turned out to have the widest smiles.

Stage three.
And the last stage, in which our winner will be determined - the symbol of the year! here the task is simple - the phonogram of the cry of the monkey (Tarzan) is turned on, and then the participants must repeat this cry. Whoever gets it the same is the winner.

Acquaintance with all the guests of the holiday.
Although the holiday has long been in full swing, many may not know each other. More precisely, they know the names and all that, but they don’t know in whom they were born. Therefore, in this little game we will reveal this secret.
And so, the leader reads out verses in the form of riddles, the participants answer them. And who was born in the year of whom, he gets up with a glass of champagne in his hand. That is, the first riddle is about the year of the goat, and whoever was born in the year of the goat gets up. And so on until the very end. And here are your poems.

Game block - New Year's signs.
And this game block is a game with the audience. In the world there are many signs on different topics and for different reasons. But there are no signs for the new year! and all because there is simply no one to notice them. And suddenly, one of the guests managed to notice such signs? Let's get a look.
The essence of the game is simple - the host begins to say the sign, and the guests must finish it. Whoever can finish the funniest of all, he gains one point. And at the end of the game, whoever has more points wins.
Examples of signs and approximate answers to them.
1. If the needles on the Christmas trees turn blue ... (then we don’t pour the Christmas trees anymore)
2. If after shouting “one, two, three, burn the Christmas tree”, you hear swearing and obscenities ... (it means you are trying to set fire to a green women's coat)
3. If a snowflake fell on the palm of your hand and melted, then ... (you urgently need to drink to warm up)
4. If Santa Claus gave you a gift from a sex shop, then ... (you need to relax and have fun)
5. If you drink and drink, and the new year still doesn’t come, then ... (you haven’t drunk last year’s norm yet)

Song about new year.
Everyone knows the song called - "where the Motherland begins." We remade this song, and we got a fun song - “how does the new year begin”?
You can distribute leaflets with the text of this song to all guests. Or you can assemble a group that will sing, while others will listen and laugh.
And here is the lyrics of the song.

The Adventure of the Yankee Monkey in Russia

The scenario of the New Year's costume party with games, dances, a round dance and a disco, starring the Yanka monkey, the symbol of 2016. The script is for kids. preschool age and initial level. It can be useful to teachers, educators, teachers-organizers, class teachers, methodologists. Actors can be both adults and children.
Purpose of the event: Organization of festive new year events for children, creating an emotionally favorable atmosphere for celebrating the New Year for children in difficult life situations, as well as for children from city schools, pupils of preschool educational institutions, students of children's associations "Houses of Childhood and Youth".
Tasks:
1. Create a festive, fabulous New Year's atmosphere.
2. Formation of conditions for emotional rest of children.
3. In preparing and holding the holiday, use the creative potential of children and adults.

"The Adventures of Monkey Yankee in Russia".

Written by: Shtruba O. M.,
Suits: Chemizova S. G.
Graphic designer: Dolmatova O.V., Tkachenko N.A.
Music, multimedia design: V. A. Keks.
Characters:
Monkey - Pautova I. Sh.
1. Baba - Yaga (Yaginishna) - Struba O. M
2. Baba - Yaga (Yozhka) - Melentyeva I. N.
3. Baba - Yaga (Yagushka) - Sapunova Yu. Yu.
4. Baba - Yaga (Elina) - Pilipey O.N.
Goblin - Zasukhina T. V.,
Santa Claus - Cupcake V.A.
Snow Maiden - Tkachenko N. A.
Hut on chicken legs - Prokopiev V. A.
Snowman-1- Bezruk G.P.
Snowman-2- Bolotova L. A.
Cat - Keks V. A., Krasnogorskaya N. V.
Kesha parrot - Gordina Yu. I.

Stage decoration
On the stage winter forest. Christmas trees buried in snowdrifts, snow-covered glades dotted with traces of animals.
There is a clearing under the stage: a cauldron hangs on the fire, stumps for the main characters. A camouflage net sprinkled with "snow" is thrown over the trees. In the corner there are 4 mortars and 4 brooms, different in color. Each pair (mortar and broom) must have distinctive signs. For example: a medal for the Victory over the Serpent Gorynych (for Yaginishna); a portrait of a pretty young Elina in the crown of a princess - on a broom is also a crown); Yezhkin's stupa and broom are decorated with symbols denoting ok; Yagushin's paraphernalia is decorated with something modern, maybe Apple symbols (or a pear, for fun). On the stand is a huge saucer with a bulk apple.
To the right of the stage is the Christmas tree.
Characters of heroes.
The monkey is cheerful, curious, fidgety, very mobile.
1. Baba Yaga (Yaginishna) - sedate, the main one in the house, the keeper of the hearth.
2. Baba - Yaga (Hedgehog) - strong, courageous, warlike, fair.
3. Baba - Yaga (Yagushka) - modern youth, a teenager, knows everything about modernity, pronounces modern words in speech, constantly argues with everyone.
4. Baba - Yaga (Elina) - a dreamer, waiting for a prince on a white horse, sees everything in a pink light.
Goblin is a dumb-headed man, with the manners of a “new Russian”.
Santa Claus is a positive hero.
The Snow Maiden is a positive hero.
The hut on chicken legs is mobile, grouchy, arguing, naughty, cowardly.
Snowman-1
Snowman-2 secondary characters, I help to organize games.
Parrot Kesha - chatty, very talkative.
The cat is fat and lazy.
Act one
On the edge of the stage there is a light curtain made of airy fabric, decorated with snowflakes, rain, etc. Snowmen are sitting on the edge of the stage. Sounds like magical music.
Music "There, on unknown paths ...", remix with lyrics. Snowmen "come to life" and turn to the audience. Voices on record.
Slide number 1 Winter forest.
Snowman-1: - In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, they lived, they lived, they lived ....
Snowman-2: -Grandfather and woman?
Snowman-1: -No!
Snowman-2: - Tsar-sovereign?
Snowman-1: -No!
Snowman2: -Who?!
Snowman-1: - Who-who! Grandma Yozhki!
Snowman-2: -Who-o-o?
Snowman-1: - Grandma Yozhki!
Snowman-2: - Oh, I'm afraid!
Snowman-1: - Do not be afraid, they are not scary, they are kind and cheerful: Their eldest is Yaginishna, the middle one is Yozhka, a golden leg, and two very young women Yagi - Yagusha and Elina!
Snowman-2: - Wow! How interesting and...
Snowman-1: -Wait, do you hear?
Snowman-2: - What?
Snowman-1: - Like what? These are grandmas - Hedgehogs are flying!

Snowmen open the curtain.
The sound of a falling stupa is heard, Yaginishna tumbles in, then a police siren, Yozhka lands, the sound of a motorcycle is Yagusha and Elina, the sound of “horse stomp” (Any other sounds, at the request of the director).
Yaginishna's house.
Yaginishna: - Hello guys! Who do you think we are!? That's right - grandmas - Hedgehogs, but not simple, but ... that's what .... Yaginishna comes forward, then the others take turns, ditties from the m / f "Flying Ship" sound.
Yozhka: - Stop, stop! It's all wrong! When were we like this? A thousand years ago! And now, and now ... ..that's what!

Grandmothers turn away from the audience, line up, put on glasses with stars, take out paper guitars, a song from the m / f "The Bremen Town Musicians" sounds (.. We came to you for an hour ... Yozhka: "Hi!" Yaginishna: "bonjour"! Elina and Yagusha: Hello!). They sing a song and run away.
Snowmen close the curtain.
Snowman-2: - Soon the fairy tale is told, but the deed is not done soon!
Snowman-1: - They lived, they lived, - they didn’t grieve ...
Snowman-2: - And it happened to them once .... that's what ....
Snowmen open the curtain.
Phone sound. Yaginishna comes in, looking for something in the tablet.
Yaginishna:- Ale! Ale! Hello, I say! Who? Gorynych! Hello, dad! Well, how are you in Brazil? How do you rest? Yeah, what are you saying hot? And, we have a frost getting stronger, - New Year because soon! The tree is already dressed up! Gorynych, have you already decorated a Christmas tree in this Brazil? What are you saying - no Christmas trees, only palm trees?! And what is full? And, not what, but whom - wild monkeys ?! (To the audience, bending their fingers) Yeah, I know the wolf, the bear, the hare, I know the Leshy, I know the Kikimora of the swamp .... but I don’t know who the monkeys are! And what are they? Look like me?! Are they just as beautiful? Only with ears? And with a tail? Wow! He teases too! Here you fly home - you will receive from me! I'll ask you! In fact, you won't get anything! What a gift for the New Year! Here! I'm sorry, what?! Ahh, you sent me a present, remember? Well, okay, so be it - sorry! Ah, this, Gorynych, what did you send? Bananas? What are they, bananas? Delicious?! Wow, you… I already love bananas… Listen, Gorynych,… Gorynych! Ale! Ale! Again no connection! Again Yagusha overloaded the Internet! On some super-duper-site "hangs"!
Yozhka flies on a stupa to "his" music.
Yozhka:- Op-pa, Yaginishna, hello! Why so gloomy?
Yaginishna:- Like what! I talked with Gorynych on the iPhone, but the connection was interrupted. Surely, the antics of Yagushi! Again, probably, Yaga-news "shakes".
Yozhka:- It would be something to grieve about! Gorynych will fly in and tell everything himself, and also show pictures, I saw him on his page in Yaga-contact, posted so many selfies! Also with Uncle Crocodile in an embrace! So cool! Sea, sand, palm trees! What did he tell you that was interesting? What's new that we don't know?
Yaginishna:- Yes, he sent us a package!
Yozhka:- Wow, you're great! Why aren't you happy? Shipping is great news! Present!
Yaginishna:- Yes, Gorynych sent some bananas! He says delicious! Where are these girls? Again Kikimore spoil the wires on the satellite dish? Yozhka, haven't you seen these darlings?
Yozhka:- Yagush with Elina? I saw! Behind the distant swamp with the Hut on chicken legs they run a race. I told them: stop chasing the old woman - her legs are sore, but dust is pouring out of the pipe. So, where do you point them! Now I will call them. (Phone ringing) Hello, Yagusha, Elina! Run home, Yaginishna demands! For what? We have a surprise!
Yagusha (dressed as a biker) and Elina appear in the stupas (to their own sounds).
Elina: Good morning, grandmothers - Yagusechki! Oh, and we had a great time: at first we ran a race with the hut, and then we rode on our mortars, like on a skateboard!
Yagusha: - I would even say: cool, like skiing! All the hares were dispersed! Even the hut on chicken legs could not catch up with us, got lost somewhere in the forest!
Yaginishna:- Oh, well, do not indulge! How many times do I tell you: do not offend the old woman-hut, her legs are sick!
Yagusha:- Oh, what do you have here - a cool party is planned? Why did you call?
Yozhka:- Listen, young girlfriends, and we have a surprise, or rather a gift - Gorynych sent from overseas Brazil.
Yagusha:- And where is he?
The doorbell rings.
Yozhka:- Oh, that's probably him! Who's there?
Goblin (from behind the door):- Yours!
Yagusha:- We are all at home! In such weather, they sit at home, do not roam around the guests!
Yaginishna:- Open! Come in!
Goblin tumbles through the door, dragging a huge “package” on which “Russian Post” is written.
Goblin (grunts):- Oh, and it's hard work, from the swamp ... to drag a hippopotamus. Stones, are they there? Ugh! Hello honest company! Please accept, receive and sign. Here is your package. From Gorynych! As they say: for a beloved friend - even an earring from an ear! Look at you like a friend Gorynych loves - what a huge package he sent!
Yagusha:- Do not grumble, Uncle Goblin! Let's open the package already!
Elina:- And let's see what they are, these bananas.
Open the lid, banana skins fall out of the box.
Yaginishna:- What is this? Is that bananas?
Yozhka:- Something doesn't look like someone already ate them. Gorynych, or what?
Knock on the lid of the box.
Yanka (in the box):- Who's there?
Yaginishna:- It's me, Grandma Yagusya! Ah, come on out! Who is that there?!
Everyone looks into the box and jumps back. The monkey Yanka jumps out of it, makes faces. Monkey Dance No. 1 to a Brazilian tune. Everyone is dancing, repeating her movements! Slide number 2. Monkey.

Action two.

Brazilian music plays in the background.
Yanka:- Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! How are you?! I ate all the bananas!
All:- How did you eat? Who are you?
Elina (in a roar):- Give us our bananas! I want bananas!
Yaginishna:- What is it?
Elina: What is this strange animal?
Yozhka:- Who are you, marvelous, marvelous, miraculous miracle?
Yagusha: It looks like a Brazilian cat..
Goblin:- What is your name, overseas miracle!?
Yozhka:- Nature's mistake!
Yanka:- I am Yanka from the breed of monkeys! Oh, no bananas - I ate them! There were so many! They were so delicious!
Yaginishna:- And how did you get here?
Yanka:- How how? Don't know!
Yagusha:- It's clear - by mail!
Goblin:- It turns out interesting: you are not a relative of anyone, no one is waiting for you here, why did you come to visit?
Yanka:- Oh, I didn't go anywhere! We with the Elephant and the Parrot counted how many parrots and monkeys will fit in the Boa constrictor. And then I saw, I'm so attentive, a whole box of bananas. For your information, I really like bananas. Gorynych collected them, and I decided that they were all for me, it seems on the tenth banana, I fell asleep, and woke up only at your place.
Yaginishna:- What should we do with her? Eat, right? But, we have never eaten monkeys, especially Brazilian ones, maybe it is not tasty ?!
Goblin:- Let's send her to the swamp to the kikimors, let her live with them, learn how to howl and scare lonely travelers!
Yanka:- I do not want to go to the swamp! I don't want to kikimors!
Elina:- And what do we do with it? She is her appearance(shows imaginary huge ears) he will scare away all suitors, all Princes on white horses!
Yozhka: - Oh, let's send it back in the parcel!
Janka: No! I don't want to send! I'm afraid of the dark, I have this one, like her claus-kraus-… claustrophobia. In general, some kind of ... fear phobia.
Yaginishna:- What does she have?
Yagusha:- Well, a phobia is when you are afraid of an enclosed space. Listen, this is not how decent families treat guests! It turns out that the Yanka monkey is our guest. You need to look on the Internet what to do with it!
Yozhka:- Nothing needs to be done with her, let her stay with us for a while, see how we live in Russia!
Yaginishna:- Well, let him stay with us for a while, then we will decide!
Elina:- Like we have?! Where will she sleep? We don't have an extra room.
Yozhka:- Nothing, move up! Clean up your clothes and there will be a place for her!
Yanka: - Listen, owners, how long to wait?
All:- What to expect?
Yanka:- How, what - you yourself said that I - your guest! And the guests are always fed! Even your relative Baba Yaga always fed travelers in fairy tales! I really want to eat!
Yaginishna:- What do you like to eat? What to feed you?
Yanka: Yes, I love bananas!
Yozhka (points to the box):- You, my dear, ate all the bananas in Brazil! In this Brazil, where there are many ... wild monkeys! And where do we get them, these bananas?
Yanka:- Let's go to Brazil, there will be enough bananas for everyone! Let's eat W-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Elina:- We're not going anywhere! They feed us well at home: mushrooms: wow! Berries - wow!
Goblin:- Well, okay, I have to go! I have so many things to do in my cafe "Visiting Leshy"! I was just passing by and agreed, for a small fee, to send you a parcel. And, you don’t even have gifts from Brazil. All! I have to go! (Leaves).
Yanka:- Well, will you feed me soon?
Elina:- I have a cake left! Remember last week Kikimora Jr. got married? Cake brought! And, I don’t eat sweets - I’m saving my figure!
Yagusha:- And, I have a cake, the same one, Elina, which Leshy gave you the week before last, and you threw it to me and said: you have a young organism, growing, eat, Yagushenka, calories! Oh, there are only frogs and spiders in this cake! Ugh, how disgusting, these cakes of yours!
Yanka:- Oh, I love cakes: with frogs and spiders! I love everything! Calories are very good for me! Here!
Yozhka:- Girls! Do not quarrel! Bring your cakes here, we'll figure out what's what!
Yaginishna:- And, the guys will help us feed our overseas guest.
Game number 1. "Feed the Yanka." (Guys collect “bananas”, mushrooms, any “berries” in a basket.) Who is faster?
Yanka:- Well, here, they fed me, and now cheer me up!
Yagusha:- Tickle what?
Yanka:(jumps) - Are you crazy, Yagusha, or what? I'm terribly ticklish! Don't tickle me!
Elina:- And then what? Maybe take magical powders from Yaginishna? In the summer, we poured Uncle Vodyany into jelly - he croaked all night with the frogs in the swamp, laughed so much, to the point of hiccups, that Tsar Berendey himself sent him a note of protest!
Yozhka:- Well, yes, they made such a commotion in the forest, it almost came to war!
Yanka:- That's what they thought! What powders! What a war! I want to dance!
Flash mob number 1 with children. Dance of the Yankees - Monkeys! Slide number 3 - fabulous expanses of Russia.
Yaginishna:- Well, now our guest needs to show our country, she has not yet been to Russia.
Yanka:- Hooray! I want to see everything!
Elina:- And how will she fly? She doesn't have a foot! And no wings!
Yagusha:- Sit down with me, eared!
Yozhka:- Step by step! Let's fly!
Everyone is flying away. Snowmen close the curtain.

Action three.

Snowman-1:- A lot of time has passed or a little ...
Snowman-2:-Our heroes just visited Kikimora.
Snowman-1: -We visited Koshchei the Immortal.
Snowman-2: -We went for a ride on Sivka Burka, a real kaurka!
Snowman-1:- Feather Firebirds have seen!
Snowman-2:- They even stayed on Buyan Island with Prince Gvidon.
Snowman-1:- We saw a squirrel there, which sings songs and gnaws nuts.
Snowman-2:- Ah, the nuts are not simple - all the shells are golden, the kernels are pure emerald, the servants guard the squirrel!
Snowman-1:- Yes, everything - you can’t tell what you saw and where our friends have been!
Snowman-2:- It's time! Open the curtain! Grandmas - Hedgehogs are flying!
Sounds of butterflies landing.
Yaginishna:- Oh, how good it is at home! How long have we been gone! Look, what a spider managed to weave a web, and how much dust!
Yozhka:“Even the saucer is tarnished!”
Elina:- And the apple turned pale!
Yagusha:- Probably, and nothing will be shown! The setup program has gone wrong!
Yanka: What is that apple on the plate? Can it be eaten?
Yozhka:- Don't you dare, you'll get poisoned!
Elina:- It's not edible, but magical!
Yanka:- Like this?
Yagusha:- Like the Internet - everything that is done in the kingdom shows!
Yanka:- Oh, why did we fly all over the kingdom, when you could look at the plate! Ah, well, show me the news of what's going on in your kingdom-state! Although, yes ... we've just come from there! You have seen everything! And, it can show my Brazil!?
Yagusha: - Yes Easy!
Yozhka:- Go, Yaginishna, conjure!
Mysterious music, slide Baba Yaga conjures.
Yaginishna: On a dark night I went to the forest,
I tore herbs and dried them,
Collected all the roots
Ripped into powder.
Let them mix.
You, plate, show me
Anything you wish
And what do you dream about!
I don't need a lily
Oh, you need Brazil!

Everyone walks around, helping to conjure. Finely chopped rain pours in at the end.
Elina:- Who is this?
Yagusha:- Some parrot!
Yozhka:- And a strange cat!
Yanka:- These are my friends - parrot Kesha and just a cat! Looks like they need help!
Yagusha: What are we standing for?! Forward to help!
Yaginishna: Step by step! Start the motors!
Yanka: Wait, they forgot me!
Elina: Stop, stop! They forgot Yanka, she doesn’t have a stupa!
Yozhka: Sit in my stupa soon!
Yaginishna: Let's fly!
(Grandmother-hedgehogs fly away, Snowmen close the curtain). Music "We are all in a hurry for miracles" Yu. Antonov.

Snowman-1:- Yes, this is how it happens: everyone says that Baba Yaga is a very harmful old woman, in fairy tales she only interferes with everyone, harms, kidnaps small children, induces fog, confuses traces.
Snowman -2:- And, ours - then, - there are some, - just a few people got into trouble, - they immediately rush to the rescue! Here is our story...
Snowman-1:- What happened to the parrot Kesha and the cat?
Snowman -2: - I suspect that the trouble happened to the cat, because someone eats too much ...
Snowman-1: - Wait to tell the guys everything, let them see everything for themselves!
(open curtain)

Kesha:- Carraul! Help! What it is! No one can help the poor cat! Where are the police cars? Again white "Zhigulis" are pursuing?! Carraul! Help!
(A cat appears, a mousetrap on its paw).
Cat:- Meow! Help! Kesha! Save me! Meow! Get this mousetrap off me! I'm in pain!
Kesha:- It's my own fault! Why did you get into it? What didn't you see there?
Cat:- What - what ... a mouse!
Kesha:- What?! Mouse? Were you hungry? And it's all because someone eats too much! Are you not being fed? You shouted: sour cream, fish - in ?!
Cat:- I, this ... wanted to play with her!
Kesha:- Well, what should I do with you?
Cat:- Meow! I'm in pain! Get this horrible thing off me!
Kesha:- How? I have a beak and wings! Quiet! You hear something humming. Yes, these are grandmothers - hedgehogs are in a hurry to help!
Grandmas and Janka the monkey land.
Yanka:- Hello, friends, who called for help here? Who needs help?
Yagusha:- Look, Yanka, - the cat got into a mousetrap!
Kesha:- I'm telling you: the cat needs help, you see, he overate, and then he decided to play, and did not come up with anything smarter than getting into a mousetrap!
Cat:- Meowow! I did not climb into a mousetrap!
Yozhka:- Well, yes! Then it would not be a mousetrap, but a cage!
Cat:- I don’t want to be in a cage, take this thing off me as soon as possible, it hurts me!
Elina: - Stop arguing, you need to help this poor animal as soon as possible. (Stroking the cat) Don't cry, little one, now we'll help you! What a good cat! He can talk and sing songs!
Cat:- Murrr! Murrr! I also know how to embroider with a cross and on a typewriter ...

Kesha:- Well, yes, you know how to do everything, especially cracking sour cream all day long, and then getting stuck in a mousetrap!
Yanka:- Let's save the kitten already, he is completely exhausted. Oh, how are we going to do it? We don't have a key? How do we open the lock?
Yozhka:- Offended, girlfriend! We are grandmas - Yozhki, which means we can do something. And the guys will help us.

Game number 2 with children "Let's save the cat." Slide number 4 cat from m / f "Parrot Kesha".
Assemble a mosaic of "cubes". For the first team, they collect the picture "Parrot Kesha", for the second - "Cat".
Yagusha:- Look at the cat!
Cat:- Hurrah! Filmed, filmed!
Kesha:- Hurrah! Freedom for the cat Vasily!
Yanka:- Kesha, don't scream! Your Vasily is already free!

Dance number 3 parrot Kesha on the song "Chunga-Changa". Everyone is happy and dancing. Children with heroes - flash mob.

Kesha:- Here I am flying over Tahiti somehow! ....
Cat:- Tahiti-Tahiti! We have not been to your Tahiti, we are not badly fed here either! Don't scream, Kesha, your scream made me want to eat! Friends come to visit me! I have fish - wow! Sour cream - wow! Ah ha ha, let's go!
Yanka:- Fi, fish, sour cream! I love bananas!
Yagusha:- Thank you, friends for the invitation, but it's time for us to go home!
E line:- It's time for new adventures!
Yaginishna:- Step by step, start the engine!
Yozhka:- Yanka, sit in the mortar! Let's fly!
Say goodbye to Kesha and the cat.

The music of Y. Antonov "Believe in a dream" sounds.
Snowmen close the curtain.

Snowman-1:-Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Snowman -2:- Well, what are you sighing, brother?
Snowman-1:- It's a pity for Babok Yozhek!
Snowman -2:- Why?
Snowman-1:“They still don’t know that trouble has happened to their beloved hut on chicken legs!”
Snowman -2:- Trouble? What's the trouble?
Snowman-1: - Open the curtain, let's watch!

act four

Babki Yozhki and Yanka are landing.
Yaginishna:- Well, finally home! It's time to take a break now! I'm tired of something!
Yanka:- What is that strange sound?
(An alarm is heard.)
Yagusha:- Yes, this is our Internet (points to a plate with an apple) beeping. Trouble is somewhere in our forest!
Yozhka:- Let's see what happened!
Yaginishna:- Fathers, this is our hut, why the hell does it carry it through the swamp !?

Elina:- Look, she got stuck in a swamp!
Yozhka:- Again, Leshy and Kikimora are pampering, they probably played "tag", and our long-legged one got bogged down in the swamp.
Yagusha:- And, of course, the cell battery is dead! How many times to tell her to charge on time! Why was this electric fish ordered from abroad, like her ... stingray fish, or what ?!
Yanka:- Maybe we'll fly to save your chicken hut? "They're flying away."

Slide number 5 - On the screen is a picture from the m / f "Dobrynya Nikitich and the Serpent Gorynych" (a hut in a swamp).
They all come in together, a hut drags behind them. The hut turns away from the audience.
Yaginishna:- Ah, well, turn to me in front, back to the forest! How many times have I told you: do not go to the kikimors in the swamp - you will drown.
Yanka:- Turn to me in front, to Yaginishna back. Let's play together!
Yozhka:- In front of us! And listen to the comments! And take note!
Yanka: - No, in front of me! We will play now!
Elina:- No, in front of us!
Yanka:- No, to me!
Yagusha:- No, to us!

Yanka:- To me! To me! I want to play with the hut! Wow she has long legs! She jumps high! I want to play with her! I am a guest from distant Brazil! You must fulfill my desires!
Yozhka:- You can’t jump and jump for her - she’s old, she’s a thousand years old, she’ll crumble!
Elina:- Her legs hurt!
Argue: Yanka, Yozhka, Yagusha and Elina. The hut was spinning and spinning, it even creaked all over, sat down and waited for the dispute to end. Yaginishna tried to calm everyone down, but it didn't work!
Yaginishna: Yes, I'm tired of this already! Now I will subdue these disputants!
On a dark night I went to the forest,
I found all the roots
I tore herbs and dried them,
Fly agaric planted.
My potions of Koschey
Got it all mixed up, villain.
Re-manufacture
Witch drugs.
Quarrels - I remove screams,
I make everyone dance.

Dance No. 4 of the hut and attendants Yozhek.
Yanka:- Well, finally I warmed up! Now I know exactly what the Russian winter is - I experienced it on my own skin! There will be something to tell your monkey friends.
Phone sound - reminder
Yanka:- What is this?
Yozhka:- Christmas trees-sticks, grandmas-hedgehogs, a garden head! The New Year is coming soon, and we completely forgot, this Yanka monkey has confused her whole head!
Yanka:- New Year? How is that?
Yagusha:- This fun party! Everyone decorates the Christmas tree. Santa Claus comes with the Snow Maiden.
Elina:- We completely forgot - you need to unfreeze Santa Claus, for this you need to perform a ritual.
Yanka:- What ritual?
Yaginishna:- We need to roll these snowballs.
Game #3 "Snowball Racing".
Father Frost appears on the stage on skis.
Father Frost:- Hello guys! Hello, grandmother Yozhki! Have you seen my granddaughter Snegurochka?
All: No!
Yanka: Have you lost her? I love Snow Maiden so much!
Hut:(coming out in beads, earring, crown) - Ah, here I am! Did you call the Snow Maiden?
Yaginishna:- Listen, Hut on chicken legs, have you completely lost your mind in your old age ?! What kind of Snow Maiden are you?! More like a smoke tree!
The offended hut stepped aside.
Elina:- And, where is the Snow Maiden after all?
Yagusha:- Don't worry, I'll call her now. Where is my hedgehog? Ah, here he is. We are recruiting…. Hello, hello... Snow Maiden, where are you? Soon the New Year will come, but you are still gone. Let's wait faster. Guys, let's all call the Snow Maiden together. Snow Maiden!
The Snow Maiden comes out.
Everyone calls me Snegurochka.
I live in a carved tower in a distant land.
I love to listen to the songs of winter blizzards.
And draw patterns on frosty windows.

I love the beauty of mother winter:
High snows and lace blizzards,
And over the houses - white smoke,
And white clean snow on the soft paws of fir trees.

In winter, the New Year comes to us.
And Santa Claus is carrying gifts in a bag.
Everyone is waiting for the miracle to happen again,
And the lights on the tree will light up brightly!
(Poems from the Internet.)
Yanka:- What a beautiful girl! Not like some (points to the hut).
Yaginishna: Guys, don't you think something is missing? Something wrong. Santa Claus is here, the Snow Maiden is here ....
Yozhka:- Maybe the guys will tell you? (asks leading questions).
Children answer:- Light the tree!
[i] Slide number 6. Christmas tree.
Chorus:
Christmas tree is green, dress up,
Light up with bright lights!
Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden listen to children's poems, dance, dance, disco:
1. Father Frost:
- Oh, I'm tired, I'll sit
I'll look at the kids
And what costumes!
All are so dressy!
And please me
Do you want friends?
You read me a poem
And get a gift!
Can you sing a song, dance
I will distribute sweets!

The Snow Maiden selects 8-10 children to read poems. Children read poetry and receive gifts.
2. Santa Claus asks if the children know how to dance and ask them to show them, the Snow Maiden and all the heroes dance with the children.
3. Santa Claus announces a disco.

Snow Maiden: Guys, the holiday is coming, the New Year! And they don’t go to visit without gifts. Santa Claus and I also brought you gifts. And, come on, grandmas Yozhki, bring some goodies to the guys.

Father Frost:
Eh! What a pity, kids
It's time for me to leave!
More kids are waiting for me
And hares, squirrels, bears!
I leave you for a year, listen to mom and dad,
Don't get sick, don't fight, eat well!
Exactly, exactly in a year I will come to you again
Now I wish you all a Happy New Year!
Slide number 7 - Monkey, Happy New Year 2016!
Babki Yozhki distribute gifts to all guests.
Congratulations from the main characters.

Snowman-1:
The long-awaited holiday is coming,
Good and wonderful New Year.
Let the symbol of the year - Monkey -
Happiness and good luck will bring!

Snowman -2:
For the Monkey, the cold is not a hindrance,
She will come and bring with her
Big bag of health and success
And fulfill any wish.

Yozhka:
May the year be happy
Cheerful, kind, bright.
And the Monkey will bring
Great gifts!

Yagusha:
The lights around are shining
It's snowing outside the windows!
Let wishes come true
Monkey New Year!

Elina:
Monkey in paws
Let us bring
An armful of joys
Happiness for the whole year!

Yaginishna:
Let the Monkey in the New Year
Will bring a lot of gifts:
Good luck, joy, ringing laughter,
Great happiness and success!

Yanka:
I am a mischievous monkey
I bring gifts for everyone!
In my year - I already know -
And happiness will be, and success,
And laughter, and joy, and fun,
And all that the heart is waiting for -
I will put gifts under the spruce ...
May the New Year be bright!
Final New Year's song. All the heroes come out, sing, bow and leave.
Snowman-1:- This is the end of our fairy tale, and whoever listened to it, well done.
Snowman -2: A fairy tale, of course, is a lie, but there is a hint in it, an important lesson for good fellows.

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Father Frost:
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Hare Stepashka:

Oh baby, what's wrong with you? Do pigs drink?

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Philosophy of the table -
So that the snack was here!
It won't even take half an hour.
How will disappear ... (SAUSAGE)!

People like it very much
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Main snack view
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I am a little Christmas tree
I love holidays!

The Man appears.

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I need a tree!

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Baba Yaga:

Everyone always scolds me
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Glue beards on purpose!
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D.M.: Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
Happy New Year Lord!
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They came to you here.
Peace, happiness and health
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