Interesting numbers for teacher's day. Funny scenes for teacher's day at school - for elementary, middle and high school
Galina Kudinova
Scenario of the holiday "Teacher's Day". Primary classes
« TEACHER'S DAY"
1 leading.
We can't contain our excitement and joy
Listen to us, Motherland! Listen Earth!
Our greeting! Hello!
Hello dear teachers!
2 leading.
Each of us is ready to give you
A thousand kind and affectionate words
From your yesterdays, from your current ones,
From your future students!
3 leading.
Today, in our school it is sunny from smiles, flower winds blow. By the middle of the day, outbursts of joyful applause are expected, warm short-term tears are possible, and a front of good mood is expected.
4 leading.
We have gathered here in a cozy hall to congratulate dear teachers with their professional holiday! We say “Thank you!” to you! for your work, patience, for the care that you show to each of us.
4 Class.
Accept our wishes
Health, happiness and kindness,
And let the bad mood
You will never have!
Let a kind, gentle smile
Every the day begins for you,
Let worries, worldly anxieties
On the way you meet less often.
May there be happiness and health
And let there be enough strength for everything
And so that everyone day with love
It only brought you joy!
Let this day The sun shines brighter for you
Flowers fall like a carpet under your feet.
We wish you health, happiness, light,
All that is called good!
4 class song« Teachers' favorite eyes»
1 leading.
smiles first-graders - the best award!
And they will be very happy to congratulate you.
Come out first graders.
1 class.
IN early autumn omen
There is a very important us:
When in a hurry with a bouquet
We are in Class to congratulate you
When we don't run, we don't jump
And we don't annoy you
When we solve all problems
And quickly remove Class.
He even knows first grader,
Any, believe me, student,
What is your lovely holiday
And congratulations to our moment!
So, dear ones
Favorite teachers!
Thank you for being you
Us without teachers can't!
1 class sing a song“Now we are first-graders”
2 leading.
And now you want to congratulate the students of the second class!
2nd class.
teacher's work is very difficult and important.
The teacher must be strong, brave!
And, like a trainer in an iron cage,
He enters Class where our kids are!
Don't put your finger in your mouth today!
They sit on his head and look!
They make noise and fight, the councils do not know.
But enters teacher and everyone shut up.
Look and calm with one look.
Well, how not to say that you are just heroes!
And children are your work, this is your creation!
AND main gift congratulations from them!
2 Class"chastushki"
With day Teachers congratulate
We have come to you today.
Wish you great success
To teach us better.
In our school I'm not lazy
Engage every day.
For the top five for work
I'll be there on Sunday!
I teach math
Three hundred and forty days a year!
The remaining twenty days
Just thinking about her!
At the drawing lesson
Drawing a ship.
I did not hear the task
It turned out to be a lunar rover!
Whole i bawl the day
Without any hesitation.
Tomorrow I'll sing everyone
In singing class!
I received today
On the control deuce.
Oh, teacher dear,
Put at least three!
And we have school today
There was an interesting case.
On the control I'm in dictation
I forgot all the letters!
The office rumbles
The ladder is shaking.
This is our 3 Class
He goes down to the dining room.
by their teachers
We greatly value
to study, as holiday Let's run headlong!
Let's turn to the President with a proposal one: So that for your long-term work He handed medals to everyone!
We sang ditties to you,
And now we want to say:
"Hurry, grab a pen
and put FIVE in our diary!
3 leading.
And now we bring to your attention a few thumbnails about school life.
4 class scene “Worm with ears”
Teacher.
Tell me, Skvortsov, why does the worm belong to the annelids type?
Because his body is made of wheels!
Teacher.
What kind of wheels are these?
Round, I saw it myself. And with the help of these wheels the worm walks.
Teacher.
Can you tell us more about how the worm breathes?
Of course, the worm breathes through its nose.
Teacher.
Yes, nose. And if the nose is blocked, then he breathes with his ears.
Teacher.
That's it, Skvortsov, I give you a deuce. Only Class laughed at his answer.
The teacher leaves.
And you think that only above me alone in class laugh? No! Yesterday we handed out an essay, and one wrote that he found a kitten and that became his feathered friend! In. And then you think, “a worm with ears”!
2 scene class"It was in the evening"
It was in the evening
The kids have nothing to do.
Someone jumped and jumped
Someone was dozing in the noise.
And today I have "5". And you?
And in my physical-re “2” is nonsense!
And today we have class was fun again:
Ivanov managed to chew all the crayons during the break.
Mary Ivanovna - for the chalk, Ivanov already turned white.
We wanted an aquarium start our class,
So that fish can save us from stress, overload.
We played computers for maybe an hour!
After that, they forgot the name of Seryoga and me.
And our portfolio is gone, that's it!
Lost phone, that's two!
Well, and thirdly, the boy Roma forgot all this at home!
And we have objects - darkness!
We don't have time to be lazy:
There is a subject "learn study"!
What a subject! Believe it or not -
In the classroom I am a strategist.
I will find an approach to the book,
I can understand the whole context.
You try to write down all thoughts in your portfolio.
And I do sambo, I go to the iso circle,
I am fond of jazz ensembles and value theater.
I have a swimming pool, French, piano and wushu.
I do everything everywhere, I don’t miss anything.
And we have cool teacher,
Tough, smart and funny.
Very kind and diligent.
exemplary.
The teacher is wonderful.
Patient and attentive.
There is a director who is very competent,
The head teacher is experienced and talented.
We have a school, friends
We are all a friendly family.
3 scene class"Our mother is a teacher"
For some reason, they began to load more and more of us.
Today at school 3 class like institute.
We were given a task to write an essay.
Who do I want to be in life? That's the punishment!
It would be nice to become a singer and sing with Kirkorov.
No, it's not good for me - a bear fell on my ear.
Or maybe become a pilot? These are the dreams...
I would like to fly a plane, but I'm afraid of heights.
Maybe I should become a doctor? It's important to heal everyone
All diseases are unimportant, only it is scary.
Maybe I should choose something without which in the world
Do not manage anyone - adults and children?
If I think like that, here's what happens -
Life for each of us begins at school.
You've got a blank page for an hour.
Maybe your dad's advice will be useful to you?
Mom is often not at home, I miss her.
And when he comes home, he checks his notebooks.
And then she prepares for the lessons for a long time,
Be teacher It's probably very bad.
I will answer you like this, you listen to me;
Our mother is a teacher, then a special case.
She graduated from the institute with a red diploma -
This is very good, it is clear to all of us.
Gives knowledge to children - Masha, Katy, Pety -
Well, children know everything, the best in the world.
And wherever all roads lead in life,
So I will say: most importantly, daughter, teachers.
Mom teaches - teacher. Badly?
No! Great!
Every year, students come to her with flowers.
Songs, tender poems are given to our mother.
Only my mother is very tired at work.
There is a lot of work at home, we will help her ourselves.
We clean everything in the apartment, wash it - period.
And then your husband will help you with your daughter.
My dears, why are you making noise here?
Did I come back late? But I am teacher.
At the meeting was drove a class to the theater
All deeds, deeds, deeds, but I forgot to buy bread.
You sit down and rest.
We are preparing dinner.
Dad and I decided: Your work is very necessary.
And when I grow up, well, a little more,
I will definitely be a teacher just like you.
4 Class.
The boys of 4 come out to the music class dressed as sultans,
with them an interpreter.
Bambarbia kirgudu.
Translator.
Our dear teachers and school staff!
Markavara Kuze.
Translator.
We have come to thank you for your hard work.
Mymsyn karats.
song "If I were a Sultan"
If I were a sultan, I would go to school
GEF studied, I would have passed the courses,
But on the other hand, in such cases
A lot of worries - ah, save Allah.
Chorus:
Not bad at all to be a teacher
Do everything, take everything into account with these children.
Tears flow like a river, I want to sleep
But it's time for you to confirm the discharge in Tula!
Chorus:
Not bad at all to be a teacher
But still it is better to live in peace.
We want to wish you happiness from the bottom of our hearts
And for new victories to gain strength
To everyone today we send a fiery hello
There are no teachers better than you in this world.
Chorus:
Not bad at all to be a teacher
And in our school kids learn.
4 leading.
A lot of words have been invented about teachers,
But we want one more time repeat:
Teacher for children - the beginning of fate!
The time has come to give you a dance.
3 and 4 class dance"Hey-hey-you-you!"
3 Class.
We are familiar with your name from the cradle
You know and adult, and every child.
No, you are not a hero, not an artist, not a ruler,
But only an ordinary, imperceptible teacher.
But if we have achieved something in life,
You have worked hard for this.
At the heart of all our ideas and discoveries
Your knowledge lies, our wise teacher.
When we expose meanness and lies,
You are near, our honest teacher, we know.
And if we feel bad, we are in your abode
We hurry for support, our kind teacher.
And no matter how many years you have not seen us,
We are always for you - Kolya, Nina and Vanya.
You are a faithful guardian and keeper of the children's country,
You are young in old age, baby teacher.
You are our support, you are our shrine,
And we will not forget your glorious name.
In the theater of our fate, you are the main spectator,
Our strict, always fair teacher.
You know neither peace nor laziness,
Nothing will make you kneel.
And let, as always, you are loaded now,
But the high rank was not dropped.
You are our hearts adored resident,
Our humble and beloved teacher.
3 class song« Teacher's Day»
1 leading.
Teacher's Heart... Well with what to compare it?
With the cosmic galaxy, which has no boundaries?
2 leader.
Or maybe with the Sun bright, what gives people light?
With the abyss of the sea that dormant for hundreds of years?
3 leading.
No, we will not compare! Let's say We: “Knock!
Teacher's Heart - HOPE, BELIEVE LOVE!”
4 leading.
Once again with holiday our dear teachers!
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Developed the scenario "Teacher's Day at school 2019" teacher additional education MAOU "Boarding School No. 53" Akhatova Olga Mikhailovna .
Target: To expand the horizons of musical culture through folk, folklore, pop songs, skits, miniatures, dance compositions by jointly preparing students and organizers to congratulate the teachers of the boarding school on Teacher's Day.
Tasks:
- To develop students' cognitive interest in school subjects;
- To cultivate respect and love for the teachers of the boarding school;
- To carry out moral and musical education. During the event, ensure that the following questions are explored: ethical standards behavior, camaraderie, humanism;
- Create a friendly, warm atmosphere.
Fanfare, presenters take out an easel.
Vedas 1:
Everything you can think of
We only want to give you
In this most beautiful world
We, believe us, without you nowhere!
Vedas 2:
We thought for a long time what to give you this,
That no one has ever given.
After all, whatever you give
This still does not express our feelings and gratitude to you.
Vedas 1:
And then we decided that everyone who will be on stage today,
Give you a piece of my heart
And he will express it in some stroke on the picture, which we will give you at the end of the concert.
Vedas 2: And now I invite our vocalists to the stage.
1. Number Song "Childhood rushes"
(performs 4b class)
Vedas 1: Guys! Leave a piece of your heart for teachers.
(the guys draw any strokes)
Cool music! I even wanted to go to a disco, dance ... (dancing)
Vedas 2: I wonder if the teachers go to the disco?
Vedas 1: What are you?! They have no time! Lessons, worries, problems… What kind of disco?
Vedas 2: And I know why teachers have no time.
Vedas 1: Why?
Vedas 2: They know too much, teach too much and ask too much.
Vedas 1: So what?
Vedas 2: They ask a lot, then they check a lot, in the end - there is no time for teachers, and for children too. Paradox!
2. Number Performance of the school KVN team
Vedas 1:
Our school is the best in the world
That the teacher is a star
And all over Russia is better
You will never find!
Vedas 2:
Understand our souls
Don't be afraid to love us.
They do not suppress their kindness,
The heart can be given.
Vedas 1:
We appreciate and love you very much
We won't give it to anyone.
You bring joy to people
We want to be like that!
Vedas 2:
You are great talents
But clear and simple.
All the gifts for you today
You all songs and flowers!
3. Number - Chastushki
(students perform elementary school)
- We composed ditties
We tried very hard.
We only ask that you
We were not offended. - Congratulations on teacher's day
We have come to you today
Wish you great success -
To teach us better. - If something rattled
Don't be too scared,
Then a little frolic
We wanted something. - Teach to distinguish
Suffixes with prefixes -
Mom will give me
Yoghurts with additives. - Train our muscles
Harden them like steel.
The military commissars will marvel -
Like, he became stronger and taller. - I wrote all night yesterday
short essay,
The fat one would have
Whole work. - The teacher told us
All about stellar worlds.
And now our girls
They glow so far. - And our school principal
issued such an order.
Who will get a hundred fives -
She will give awards. - Here we sang ditties to you,
So that you have more fun.
We appreciate you, we love you,
Every day and stronger.
Vedas 2: Thank you for your frankness, you still have to depict something in the picture.
Vedas 1:
Our holiday continues.
Who's coming here?
This is our kid.
They are not more valuable in school.
And they send you greetings.
first grader:
We're not just kids anymore
We are students now.
And now we have on the desks
Books, pens, diaries.
first grader:
To all teachers, without exception,
Good health and kindness,
More joy, patience,
May tomorrow be better than yesterday.
4. Number - Dance of the first graders
(waltz)
Vedas 2: These are our first-graders. Let them draw what they can in our overall picture. And now, for you, dear teachers, another song will sound ...
5. Number - Song "Let the children laugh"
(performed by Masha Muraveynik)
Vedas 1:
Our teacher can do everything
Though affection from life does not expect.
He will stop the children on the run.
Will enter the thundering hall,
When the disco is on.
Vedas 2:
Poetry composes, draws,
Cooking and knitting and sewing
Playing on stage, dancing.
And even, imagine singing.
6. Song "Teacher's"
(performed by teachers)
To the motive of the song "Mom told me ..."
- My mother told me about false dreams,
Yes, I wasted my words.
I plugged my ears, I did not listen to her.Chorus:
With notebooks and plans
From morning until dark
You are always waiting for a commission.
Is this conceivable?
Oh, mother, mother, how right you were! - Meeting today, meeting tomorrow
The family has been abandoned for a long time.
And you come in the evening - there is nothing to eat at home.
Oh, mother, mother, how right you were!Chorus:
With notebooks and grids
You run back and forth.
Husband is sitting with a newspaper
He is busy with a neighbor
Oh, mother, mother, how right you were! - And you come to school
And the director with the head teacher
They pull you in different directions.
Plan for education, self-education
You, please come here!Chorus:
Sounds cheesy again
Ringing in my soul.
So why do I go to school
Am I going every day?
Oh, mother, mother, why?
Vedas 1: You know, it seems to me that teachers have always had a hard time working at school.
Vedas 2: Yes, checking notebooks, parent meetings, classroom management, naughty kids…
Vedas 1 (interrupting): But teachers still work at the school. Why?
Vedas 2: Because in return they get baby love. Children love teachers, their class teachers, head teachers…
Vedas 1: And then in our school there are (turns to a whisper) such stories.
7. Scene "Dialogue about"
(performs 8b class)
Characters: Teacher, student.
(A student enters the office of the teacher of Russian language and literature)
Student: Hello, Nina Ivanovna!
Teacher: What do you want, Pisalkin?
Student: I give you poems for school wall newspaper brought. Can you read?
Teacher: Let's listen!
Student:
I ask the whole school to pay attention,
I have a cherished desire:
Get together with friends
Then break away at the disco!
Strong, right?
Teacher: You see, Pisalkin, our newspaper is literary, not hacky. You'd better write something about love, then you'll come. Fine? So go.
(The student, having made a circle, returns)
Student: Nina Ivanovna, done!
Teacher: So fast?
Student:
Easily! Here listen:
Spring came! In love, I sing:
Girls, where are you? I love you all!
Let's get together today
Then we'll break away at the disco!
Feels like a poem about love?
Teacher: One feels, Pisalkin, you have only holidays in your mind! You'd better take it and write something about the school, about your favorite teacher.
Student: (scratching head) Nina Ivanovna, you won't even have time to think about me when I return. (leaves).
Teacher: (leaning back in chair) How this Pis got me...
Student: (appearing from the back, speaking into the ear). Here I am.
Teacher: (falls off chair) Really?
Student: Indeed. I composed this...
Teacher A: I have no doubt about that.
Student:
Yes, just listen!
We are ready to carry you in our arms,
Run on errands without ceasing,
We will love you even more
You just allow, Nina Ivanovna,
So that we gather more often
Partyed at the disco…
Teacher: (after a pause) That's it, Pisalkin. I have a task for you. I order you to write a poem. Such that all students understand that the most important subjects in school are the Russian language and literature. (Rises).
Go. I believe in you (kisses forehead).
(Student walks away looking dumbfounded)
Now he won't come soon. So, where does it lie? ..
Starts looking for something at one end of the table. During this time, the student appears and stands next to the teacher. He begins to look at the other end of the table and ... first looks straight ahead, then slowly begins to raise his head. The student is standing with a serious face.
Student: I.
Teacher: Already composed?
Student: Composed (reads seriously). Poem "Three friends and one more".
One day three friends met
And a dispute broke out between them:
What is more interesting - physics or physical education,
Or maybe literature?
They still can't decide.
Walked past, I think (first and last name of a student).
They come to him and ask to resolve their dispute:
What is more interesting - physics, physical education, literature?
As you say, so be it.
AND …(student name) said:
"Friends, I'll tell you a secret,
What is most interesting to me is
Gather somewhere with friends
Then at the disco...
Assa! (Starts dancing the lezginka around the teacher's table).
The teacher covers his head with his hands, lets out a dull groan and begins to drum on the table to the beat of the lezginka. The student dances for a while, then stops, shouting "Hey!" The teacher comes up to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.
Teacher: Can you talk about the dining room?
Student: Easily!
Our dining room - fiery greetings
For buns and everything.
There would be a buffet here,
When the party took place at school.
First we would gather here with friends,
Then they broke off at the disco!
Teacher: What about the director?
Student: About the director? Can i?
Teacher: You can, you can do everything!
Student:
I have a cherished dream.
I'm standing, so I'm on the stage.
And this room is like a home.
Today is graduation day at school.
The director calls my last name
And he gives me a gold medal.
The ceremony ends
And then …(rubs hands)
The teacher makes a sound and falls headlong on the table.
We will meet with classmates ...
Teacher: (raising head) What if there is no disco?
Student: Don't worry, we'll find where we can go!
Teacher: (rises) No, we're hanging out cooler! Well, march home, for the ancestors, we will come off the director! How are you: DJ, komon, turn on the music, yo!
Music sounds, the teacher and the student, dancing, leave.
Vedas 2:
You know, we still need to be stricter with us.
And even very strict.
Vedas 1 A: For example, as in this case…
8. Song "Do not interrupt"
(performed by the teacher-organizer and grade 7b)
How tired I am of you, tired of you all,
Now I would like to be on my big sofa.
Teachers' councils and lessons, right around the head.
Addressing a student
There are only deuces in the diaries,
Words won't help.
Let me speak, don't interrupt!
The student is trying to answer something.
Today I am like iron.
It's just useless!
The students who are ready to answer, looking at each other, raise their hands, present a bouquet of flowers, hand balloon in the shape of a heart. The teacher puts fives in the diaries, hugs the students, smiles, then sings with emotion.
Don't interrupt me, don't interrupt me
Today I am like iron.
Don't interrupt me, don't interrupt me
It's just useless!
Vedas 1:
Correct song! ( sings)
Don't interrupt, stand up, sit down.
Vedas 2 (strictly, cursing): Announce the next number.
Vedas 1: And now a surprise for our teachers, meet ... ..
9. Defile - surprise
(shown by students of circles of additional education)
10. Song "Night suffering"
(performed by 10th grade)
(To the motif of the waltz "On the Hills of Manchuria"
The song mentions the initials of the teachers)
Quiet everywhere, only G.E. is not sleeping.
She twists the lessons in her head,
So G.E. is not sleeping.
Quiet everywhere, only E.V. is not sleeping.
She's in fifth grade, he's a problem
So E.V. is not sleeping.
Quiet everywhere, only V.S. is not sleeping.
It seems to her that strawberries, then the forest,
So V.S. is not sleeping.
Quiet everywhere, only V.T. is not sleeping.
She doesn't know what to wear tomorrow
So V.T. is not sleeping.
Quiet everywhere, only Z.L. is not sleeping.
After all, even at night he suffers without work,
So Z.L. is not sleeping.
Quiet everywhere, so M.Yu. is not sleeping.
Thinking how to surprise her family,
So M.Yu. is not sleeping.
Quiet everywhere, only O.G. is not sleeping.
She sees terrorists everywhere
So O.G. is not sleeping.
Quiet everywhere, only G.K. is not sleeping.
Thinks the topic of the lesson is difficult,
So G.K. is not sleeping.
Vedas 1: Dear teachers! Today is your holiday!
Vedas 2: There is not a single person who would not remember their favorite teachers.
Vedas 1: After all, each of us chooses for himself the ideal that he tries to be like. And this ideal is a beloved teacher.
Vedas 2: For us, the teacher is the most intelligent, talented, beautiful. Low bow to you from all your students.
11. Scene "Whom to be?"
(performs 6b grade)
1 student:
So the summer has flown by.
Every day we enter the classroom.
2 student:
Like how to choose a business,
We will tell you now.
3 student:
It was in the evening
There was nothing to do...
1 student:
Kolya sang, Boris was silent,
Max was rollerblading.
2 student:
Olya SMS wrote,
Dan picked up a new game...
3 student:
In general, let's start all over again -
"What" and "How" and "Why"?
A group of guys appears.
1 student:
The jackdaw sat on the fence,
The cat climbed into the attic.
And Kolya told the guys
So…
Kolya:
I want to be a billionaire
Buy everything without problems!
(spreads fingers)
This is how you walk
Lend money to everyone!
I'll pick up a bunch of girls
I'll fly to the Canaries
I'll rent a house just in case -
This is the life I want!
Boris:
I would like, like my dad,
Plant plans to implement!
On vacation I will be Anapa
Visit annually!
What are you wearing, my friend?
You'll be lost at the factory!
1 student:
You will destroy your family
And you will die of hunger!
I want to be a secretary
Put in piles of paper -
My elder sister
So my friend got up!
You, of course, forgive us
Just grow your legs!
2 student:
No body and no legs
They won't let you in!
Max:
Secretary is good
Only a janitor is better!
I would go to the janitors
Let me teach!
They say now in Moscow
Work for five years
And then your family
They can even give you an apartment!
I'll tell you, not melting,
I will be a footballer!
I will become a player, I'm cool
World class!
I'll play for Russia
I will support my country
Then I'll go to Europe,
I'll make money!
3 student:
I will become a cool DJ
I will play music!
I'm naming new topic,
To get all the people.
We will record with Kolya Baskov
Dance super hit!
The whole world will hear about me
The whole country will speak!!!
2 student:
Being a DJ is good
And the deputy is better!
I would go to the deputies,
Let me teach!
I'll be like in first grade
Attend readings only.
The pain of all those who disagree -
I'll put out the excitement!
1 student:
I dream of being the leader
Your area!
Set your order
And their laws!
Must have for the youth
entertainment center,
Must be a sports club
Huge, wonderful!
Kolya: Trainers and balls!
Boris: Skiing, new uniform!
Dan: Let doctors be on duty there!
Max: And below is the dining room!
1 student:
Be sure to ice rink
And the pool is new
And there, too, let the stall
There will be a grocery.
Kolya: Set up a new school
It would be nice!
Add toys in kindergartens
Let the little ones play!
3 student:
Lots of plans
Do not count everyone.
God willing, everything will work out.
If only there was mind and honor,
Everything else will follow!
All: We have told you poems.
2 student: Clap! Try!
All: This is how we were brought up.
1 student:
Now don't be surprised!
A girl appears.
Girl:
Wait! Hey! Guys!
I haven't said yet!
I don't need extra pay
I have my own dream!
I want to become a teacher
Let everyone be surprised!
After all, from the school threshold
Everything begins.
They come here as kids
And the artist, and the banker,
And then they find themselves
To conquer the whole world!
There is no better job!
There is no more profession!
Every day to give care -
What could be more important?!
You can earn money
Giving heart to us!
We tell you from the bottom of our hearts:
"Teachers, thank you!"
Vedas 1: In any school, it is customary to wear a uniform, but it is so uninteresting ... If only there were some fashion magazine with school uniform models, I would probably be the first to wear this uniform.
Vedas 2: But school fashion has its own history.
Vedas 1: Fashion is so conditional, which is so necessary to observe. They meet by clothes, which means they judge ...
Vedas 2:
How wonderful it all is!
How appropriate! Simply lovely!
Congratulations on your holiday now!
As a gift, we offer you a fashion show!
12. Defile "History of school uniform"
(performs 8a grade)
Music sounds. A model walks by wearing a cloak painted to look like a “skin”.
In the wilds of the Stone Age
There lived a primitive disciple.
Made very little
And I used to live in a cave.
He did not yet know the letters and counting,
And just learned to speak.
And without a portfolio,
What was he to wear in it?
All walked in skirts made of skins,
Didn't know about haute couture models.
To the music of Enigma, a model appears in a black dress and a black scarf.
In the Middle Ages, a schoolboy prayed
I feared God and worked hard.
And that the earth lies on three whales,
Firmly knew those disciples in the ages.
And for the smart thoughts in my head
The Inquisition could burn at the stake.
A waltz sounds and a model in a ball gown comes out.
There were later other schools:
To the sound of violin or viola
Renaissance generation
Led the study of other subjects.
And the children did it easier:
There was no ecology, no genetics,
And they learned in the classroom
Dancing and music in ball gowns.
To the music of "Sweets, Lambs" ", a model appears in a long dark dress with a white collar.
Well, in the nineteenth century
Children studied at the gymnasium.
Gymnasium girls are ruddy,
A little drunk from the cold
Strict form, carefree look ...
And the puzzles are simpler than those of today's guys.
Under the song “fly up the fires”, a model in a leather jacket and a scarlet scarf enters.
With "Capital" by Karl Marx, she goes under the arm,
You should definitely read this book!
Time for accomplishments and changes!
The party decided: everyone should have knowledge,
Did gymnastics, went to school,
He joined the pioneers, he was an activist.
Under the song "together fun to walk" the model comes out in school uniform with an apron.
She is a diligent student, very lucky:
Going to school is like a holiday, beautiful and easy.
Dress and apron fit well
Shoes and bows shine in the sun.
Happy, fun time
The time of "Zarnits" and pioneer rallies.
Reached for the knowledge of the children,
"Excellent" was an honorary title.
Hard rock sounds, a model comes out in a denim suit.
And here is the latest model:
Study modern child- laziness.
He is developed and dressed beyond his years.
And odds will give any teachers.
Portfolio, form is not burdened,
But he has a phone!
Let appearance and changed
There are a lot of school subjects
But the student remained a student,
And the road to school awaits him!
Vedas 1:
I have always liked our school
What is she like small town with your lifestyle.
Vedas 2: And right now a song will be heard about the town.
13. Song "Town"
(performed by the teacher-organizer)
Vedas 1:
As long as the earth is spinning
native fragile planet,
There are teachers in the world
And that means more light!
Vedas 2:
Accept a gift from us.
Let the heart worry again!
Find you in it and recognition,
And our tender love!
The hosts turn the picture, music sounds.
Scene "And without a teacher."
Note: The poem in the final is taken from the Internet.
Roles:
Student
Teacher
Book
Life
Computer
Author's words : One day, a determined student thought and decided for himself that he would manage without a teacher, in our time, a time where books and the Internet are available to everyone. Why a teacher? To nothing. The student resolutely went to make sure of his decision personally.
Scene 1. The meeting of the student with the Book.
Teacher: Well, hello, book.
Book: Greetings to you and I
Teacher: I have questions for you to solve another issue. Do not mind?
Book: Let's try
Teacher: Book, how much do you know?
Book: I know everything!
Teacher: Everything? And geography? And space? And will you learn to count?
Book: Oh yes. There is only one condition.
Teacher: What?
Book: You should read me carefully, and maybe more than once. And a lot of us you should read. Then I will answer all your questions.
Book: Yes, yes.
Teacher: Well, no. One more question… You see, I myself want to teach. Can I teach you something?
Book: Well, it's unlikely. You first read a lot of us, and then ...
Teacher: All right, bye! It's time for me. (Everything to read, read ...) I'll go better to Life. She will replace the teacher for sure!
Scene 2. Encounter with Life
Zh .: There are so many of me, different. Everyone has their own…
Teacher: Life, wait! Where are you going?
J: I'm going...
Teacher: May I ask a question?
Zh .: Well, as much as possible ... You can.
Teacher: Life, how much do you know?
J: Oh, I wish I didn't know...
Teacher: Yeah, can you teach me?
Zh .: I teach, I teach ... You live first about five dozen. Oh, and I'll teach.
Teacher: What about five dozen?
J.: Years
Teacher: OH! I can't take this long. I need to study right now
J.: I can't learn quickly.
Teacher: Well, fu-you… 50 years… That's when it will be. It's not good to wait. The computer is my friend! He will help me.
Scene 3. Meeting with the computer
Teacher: Hey, computer! How are you?
Comp: Hello, hello. Great
Teacher: We spend so much time with you, so I thought ...
Comp.: He thought! Of the two of us here, I think I'm usually the only one.
Teacher: Okay, okay. Tell me better, do you know a lot of things?
Comp.: Ha-ha (laughs), but no one knows anything more than me.
Teacher: That's how... Can you teach me quickly?
Comp.: Why not. Everything depends on you.
Teacher: (Excellent, here she is - a replacement for the teacher!) Is it possible to talk heart to heart with you? And if I study poorly, will you console me and give me advice?
Comp.: Hmm. Mental affairs are not my forte. You can, of course, talk to whoever you want - millions of strangers are waiting for you. And heart to heart - that's it .. well, who will you run into, to put it mildly.
Teacher: But how… Sometimes I need support in my studies. Can I teach you myself?
Comp.: Don't make me laugh.
Teacher: Well...
Scene 4. Teacher
(Maria Ivanovna appears)
M.I .: Petrov, why did you hang your nose here? Another notebook at home?
Teacher: Not again, but again. Two, Mary Ivanna, in mathematics.
M.I .: And what to be upset about, you will try and correct it at the next lesson.
Teacher: I didn't understand the topic.
M.I.: Well, let me explain.. What don't you understand?
Teacher: Mary Ivanna, but it’s still a long time for me to do so .. well, is it to study?
M.I.: Grade 5 for now, at least 4 more years.
Teacher: And you will be there?
M.I .: And where will I go .. (from a submarine)
Teacher: Well then, I agree! Can I ever teach you something myself?
M.I .: You have already taught, and a lot.
End(everyone except teacher)
Praise! Praise the teacher!
thinker teacher,
Great asker
And knowledge to the discoverer!
Praise! Praise the teacher!
creator teacher,
ideologically educator
And us to the educator!
Praise! Praise the teacher!
teacher, tormentor,
parent caller
And a deuce to the distributor!
And wisdom to the omniscient!
And pranks to the forgiver!
And noise to the tamer!
Vivat! Praise the teacher!
On their holiday, teachers receive memorable gifts, sincere wishes. In schools, students and organizers try to prepare a festive performance or concert for this event. Unusual and interesting scenario for Teacher's Day may include not only lyrical poems, song and dance numbers, but also funny scenes with the participation of students and teachers, interactive games, performances by magicians. Increasingly, they choose a non-standard format and prefer to surprise teachers with creative surprises. But the main thing is that the students have fun performing on stage, and it is interesting for teachers to watch. Below in the article you will find our unique finished script for teachers in the style of "Oscar".
What scenes can be played?
Scene number 1. A perfect school
Actors - students:
- Morkovkin;
- Yablochkin;
- Vinogradov;
- Grushev;
- Bananova;
Morkovkina:
I declare our meeting open. On the agenda is a serious question - how to make our school perfect.
Yes, there is no more strength to endure all this.
Morkovkina:
The main motto of school life is to learn fun. The floor is given to Yablochkin, who never came to the first lesson.
Yablochkin:
I always want to sleep in the morning. Moreover, in your bed, and not on the desk, it is uncomfortable there.
Vinogradov:
And I think the problem is that the lessons should not be boring. You need to turn on loud music, arrange dances.
Yablochkin:
No, you don't need music. It is better to hang hammocks in the classrooms or put comfortable sofas.
Morkovkina:
The word is given to Grushev, who spends all his time in the buffet.
I'm still waiting for the waiters to appear there or, at worst, hamburgers and fried potatoes.
Morkovkina:
So, we write in the protocol. Hammocks, a disco in the classroom, in the dining room to make a restaurant.
Banana:
Can I say? We need to organize re-education courses for teachers. Otherwise, don’t be late for lessons, study all the material, don’t chat, say hello, goodbye. Too many requirements!
Morkovkina:
I have a better offer. Let's send all the teachers on vacation. And we ourselves will conduct lessons, what, we can’t, can we?
Of course we can.
A student enters the stage as a director.
Director:
So what's going on here?
Morkovkina:
Ivan Petrovich, hello! We got together to figure out how we can improve academic performance, fight truants, and create extracurricular activities.
Director:
Well done! Soon, thanks to you, we will have the perfect school.
Scene number 2. The Tale of the Three Heroes
Dobrynya Nikitich, Alyosha Popovich and Ilya Muromets take the stage.
Oh, we sat up in four walls. It's time for us to go to school.
Not an easy way there Not pr lies. We will meet the Ignorant Snake, what will we do?
Let's figure it out. Go.
On sticks with horse heads, the heroes "jump" to the school. The stone is brought to the stage.
See what is written here. You go right, you get a deuce. If you go to the left, you will remain without education. You go straight to the school.
Let's go straight. We need to learn, without education it is impossible.
Then a student dressed as a Snake jumps out to meet them.
Oh, the heroes themselves have come. Are you jumping to school? And I won't let you!
Now, how to grab you by the tail, and fly away to distant lands.
No need for the tail! Better guess my riddles. Get it right, I'll give you a way.
Give me your riddles. Although we are heroes, we are not deprived of intelligence.
Large, cozy, bright house,
There are many students there.
Everyone writes, draws, counts,
Interesting books are read.
Alyosha (addressing the audience):
Tell me, what kind of house is this?
Okay, I'll guess some more.
There is a magician in the school
Everyone is sent home immediately.
He orders everyone to gather for lessons,
Because he calls, calls, calls.
Who knows what kind of wizard lives in this very school?
It's not fair, they help you. And you yourself find the answer to the following riddle:
I'm always fine
Books, pens and notebooks.
I know! This is a school bag, I collected it myself! (shows the satchel to the audience)
Okay, you won. Hurry, the bell will ring soon.
Three heroes leave the stage.
Video selection of skits and performances for Teacher's Day
There are many creative ideas, so it is important to choose the right topic. Teachers will be pleasantly surprised when they are invited to holiday concert and delight with original performances.
Every year, teachers in more than 100 countries around the world celebrate Teacher's Day. So, in Russia since 1994 this professional holiday received state status and was postponed to October 5 - the date designated by the international community. Traditionally, on Teacher's Day, schools hold celebrations, cool watch, and within the "unofficial" part - festive receptions or banquets. In addition to bouquets of autumn flowers and cute souvenirs, schoolchildren to such significant date prepare for favorite teachers concerts with songs and dances. We propose to add some original and “fresh” ideas to the Teacher's Day script - primary and secondary school students can play funny humorous skits about teachers and school, as well as learn beautiful dances. With appropriate preparation, such numbers are quite capable of being performed by all students - from grades 5 to 10. And our videos will help young "artists" to better prepare for the numbers and amaze the audience with their outstanding theatrical and dance abilities.
Funny humorous sketches for Teacher's Day for primary school students - ideas and videos
School humor is anecdotes, jokes, riddles, jokes, jokes and a truly inexhaustible source of fun and good mood. Therefore, funny humorous sketches on school topics can be added to the script for Teacher's Day. As a rule, such performances are based on stories from the everyday school life of students and teachers, slightly embellished and “seasoned” with notes of light humor. Yes, students primary school they can prepare a funny sketch for their beloved teacher on Teacher's Day, the main characters of which are a strict teacher and a "lazy" student. As a plot, you can choose any, the most common case - “I forgot my diary at home”, “I was late for a lesson”, “I put a button on a friend’s chair”. Such funny sketches on Teacher's Day are always relevant and cause a lot of viewers positive emotions. Of course, students need to rehearse their act properly, learn their lines, and most importantly, feel like real actors, albeit on a school “scale” for the time being. Inspiration to you and creative ideas!
Funny scene on Teacher's Day for elementary grades - about a physical education teacher and Vovochka's dad
Jokes about Vovochka and his parents have long become "classics" of modern humor. After all, teachers and parents of students are often two “opposing” camps, between which amusing situations arise every now and then. So such a scene on Teacher's Day with the participation of these funny characters will undoubtedly please both students and parents and the "heroes" of the occasion.
So, at the beginning of the plot, Vovochkin's dad comes to the principal of the school - on crutches and with his head tied with bandages. In response to the director's surprised look, a demand follows: the school physical education teacher must pay monetary compensation for the injury, since the hospital refused to write out a bulletin. As an "argument", Vovochkin's dad cites his own appearance, obtained as a result of performing exercises given by a physical education teacher for children. At this time, Vovochka's dad stood behind the closed door and tried to repeat the teacher's task. "Children, raise your right leg!" - and dad raised his right leg. Then came the command to raise his left leg, which Vovochkin's parent tried to raise, holding on to the window sill with his hands at that time - his right leg was already raised! Having lost his "foothold", Vovochka's dad falls and hits his head on the floor. Turns out his legs are stuck in the battery! So trust the teacher after such classes - even the children will be crippled! Needless to say, a very "topical" and interesting topic for a humorous skit for Teacher's Day.
Funny humorous scene on Teacher's Day for elementary grades - "Control", video
For this funny school scene Teacher's Day does not require any special decorations or costumes. According to the plot, the teacher presents the class with a "surprise" - test. It is clear that the students use all their ingenuity and resourcefulness to avoid an unexpected "test". So, the boys begin to distract the teacher's attention with various funny tricks and ask questions on "abstract" topics. However, the teacher does not think to go "on the occasion" of cunning students.
Such a simple, but touching and funny scene on Teacher's Day will cause a kind smile from the audience, give good mood and will give the atmosphere of the holiday a relaxed atmosphere of humor. And many “recognize” themselves and their classmates in the participants of the scene!
Funny humorous sketch for Teacher's Day for elementary grades - "Battle of the Teachers", video
The main character in this funny scene is a student whom three teachers, under the “guidance” of the host, are trying in turn to force to give up the diary. So, which of the teachers will be able to take away the diary from a negligent student in one minute, will become the winner of the "battle". After the leader announces the start, a primary school teacher is invited to the “field”. However, the "quirky" student begins to come up with excuses on the go: "The diary was lost", "The diary was taken by the grandmother" and others. The teacher never manages to take possession of the diary, and she leaves the "battlefield". The next participant tries to "bribe" the cunning student with sweets - however, to no avail. And only the third teacher-participant manages to take away the cherished diary by "threats" to call the parents of the little sly one. At the sight of a teacher who got mobile phone, the determination of the main "hero" evaporates, and the diary is transferred to the hands of the winner. The moral of the scene is that in some cases, teachers simply cannot do without the support of their parents.
Funny humorous sketches for Teacher's Day for high school students - ideas and videos
High school students show boundless imagination in staging funny humorous skits on Teacher's Day. For example, you can use popular TV shows as a “template” and come up with a scene in this format, adding musical accompaniment from famous hits. So, for starters, a host is selected who will announce and “direct” the performance of other “artists”. And the scene itself should be “built” in the form of small funny numbers “from the life of teachers and students”. A win-win!
Funny skit for Teacher's Day for high school - "Expectation and reality", video
With the help of this funny skit on Teacher's Day, the discrepancy between expectation and reality from certain phenomena or events is shown. Since we have Teacher's Day, we use cases and events from school life for the skit. How does the teacher imagine the student being late for the lesson? Certainly not at all like a student. And the teacher's idea of how active students are in the classroom is also different from reality. Such a funny scene from the students will surely cause a cheerful laugh from the audience sitting in the hall.
Funny skit for Teacher's Day for high school - "Othello and Desdemona", video
For high school students, it will be interesting to play a funny scene, the plot of which is based on a parody of Shakespeare's immortal work. The main character of the scene is a teacher who devotes too much time to her work, while her husband and household chores are left unattended. Further, the plot unfolds along a well-known line. Of course, the ending with the "suffocation" of Desdemona by the jealous Othello will also be humorous. For such a scene on Teacher's Day, you can come up with poems in the "Shakespearean" spirit - it will turn out spectacular and will be remembered by teachers and parents for a long time.
Beautiful dances for Teacher's Day - for grade 5, video
Dancing best conveys feelings and emotions. Therefore, on Teacher's Day, you can learn a beautiful dance with students in grades 4 or 5, and choose well-known rhythmic hits as musical accompaniment. For a performance, the easiest way is to take a tape recorder or a music center with powerful speakers. The main thing is incendiary and fun! For you, dear teachers!
Dance for Teacher's Day - "Teacher, control the dream!" Video
Dance for Teacher's Day in the style of hip-hop - "Stop teaching - let's dance!" Video
Beautiful dances for Teacher's Day - for grade 10, video
For students in grades 10 and 11, you can choose more "adult" dances than for restless fifth graders. So, groovy rock and roll performed by beautiful high school girls in dresses "from the 60s" will cause a storm of emotions among the audience. Simple movements and the unique charm of girls - and a good mood for Teacher's Day will not keep you waiting. For greater effect, you can also prepare a dance number with "assorted" from different styles - classical, break dance, rap.
Amazing dance from high school girls for Teacher's Day video
Dance for Teacher's Day - from 10th grade students, video
Sketches for Teacher's Day are a great opportunity not only to surprise and please your favorite teachers, but also to unite the class and make it more friendly. We shared with you best ideas funny humorous scenes about school and beautiful dances for Teacher's Day for elementary and high school - from 5 to 10. And with the help of our videos, students will be able to prepare the most fun and touching dance numbers for Teacher's Day.
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