Scenario of New Year's fairy tales Ivan the fool help the teacher. Scenario of the New Year's fairy tale "how Ivan the Fool searched for the New Year"

"Like Ivan New Year I was looking for "- a script for high school students

Ivan -

Marya is an expert

Baba Yaga -

Daughter of Baba Yaga

Dragon -

Father Frost -

Snow Maiden -

(intro music)

Presenter 1: Good evening kind people!
Let good holiday will!
Came back to us today
Christmas tree and winter holiday.
We have been looking forward to this New Year's holiday.

Presenter 2: Our holiday will be wonderful
We will sing and dance.

This evening will be fun.
We won't be bored here.
The curtain opens!
New Year's fairy tale begins!

(sounds music "Time forward")

(fairytale music)

Somewhere in a fairy tale
At the fork of three roads
Not rich and not poor
There was a tower-teremok.

In it, as before, it works
Marya is an expert.
What is a song without an accordion
Or lunch without sour cabbage soup?
What is Marya without Ivan?
He, as expected, lived with her.

Jokingly, he was popularly called
Ivan, in general, a fool,
He was not very old yet.
Retired rich.

SCENE 1

The hut of Mary the mistress and Ivan the fool. Ivan enters in one felt boots. He holds a sock in his left hand, and a mug in his right.

Ivan: Marus, and Marus.
(Marya is not there yet. There is a knock from the window, the crackle of electric welding, smoke and flashes are visible. Marya's voice is heard.)

Maria: Well, what do you want?
Ivan: What!? Where are my dress shoes?
Maria: (Looks out of the window in a welding mask.)Why do you need them in the morning? Before the wind and in felt boots you run away.
Ivan: Well, here you are again oppressing my manhood, trampling my reputation into the dirt. After all, a demon poked me in the rib a thousand years ago to marry you so smart!
Maria:(Exits.) Who else is married to? Woe is my onion! Why were you different, why did you cry?(Humbly.)
Ivan: I want to eat, Marusenka.
Maria: Well, say so.

(Maria sets the table, Ivan takes the balalaika, begins to howl.)

(chastushki)

Ivan: I'll tell you brother
About your dashing business:
How I fought the villains ...
Marya: How he fell off the stove the other day!

Ivan: Once I fought with Koshchei,
Saved Vasilisa...
Marya: I waved a club
You shouted to me from the tree.

Ivan: We grappled with the three-headed
On the Kalinov bridge...
Marya: I cut off his head
And you pushed them into the river.

Ivan: Suffered many disasters
We are from grandmother Yaga ...
Marya: I had to fight with my grandmother,
You ate her pies.

Ivan: I have a difficult life
Lots of work, my friends...
Marya: None, to be honest,
Didn't get along without me!

Ivan: Anguish seized me, Marusenka! No glorious deeds for you, no heroic deeds for you ... If only Koschei stole Vasilisa.
Marya: He came to his senses, she married him a long time ago!
Ivan: How?!
Marya: Yes, that's it! Toiled, toiled, miserable. There is no money, but you have to live! Not with Ivan the Fool to while away the age, empty cabbage soup to slurp.
Ivan: But but but! You are more careful. Itself something ... Artisan, Kulibin - homemade. What did you promise from our tablecloth?
Marya: Well, a self-assembled tablecloth.
Ivan: And I made a self-made tablecloth!(He picks up a tablecloth with a large burnt hole from the table.)

(The phone rings. Mary picks up the phone, talking.)

Marya: Vanyusha, shave, wash, get dressed! The matter fell on us of national importance. To meet distinguished guests and not to hit the face in the dirt. You can't get by with sauerkraut alone. It is necessary to run to Vasilisa the Wise, save red caviar and hunting sausage ...
Ivan: Yes, do not fuss, tell me plainly, who is going where?

Marya: Father Frost and the Snow Maiden are being escorted to us from the overseas state. New Year's Eve!

Ivan: Go you! Well, you look! Marus, but how are they met in modern times?
Marya: Eh, Vanya, what would you do without me?!

(Soundtrack of the fall of the rocket. Ivan falls with a cry of "air", hiding his head under Marusya's skirt.)

Ivan: Are you saying that it was my armor that flew by?

Marya: No, it will be too early.

(Radio turns on.)
“From the fabulous information bureau. To all heroes, Ivan Tsarevich, Ivan Fools and the like. Emergency message. Rocket number 2016 with Santa Claus and Snow Maiden
on board, she lost her course and made an emergency landing in the area of ​​\u200b\u200bthe fabulous forest near the filthy swamps, where there is a sharp turn. We repeat, but by the way, why talk in vain, it’s clear that we need to save.

Marya: Well, Vanyusha, and you found a job to disperse sadness and sadness. Come on, hurry up.
Ivan: And where am I without parade boots and without heroic armor!
Marya: Don't drift Vanya, don't be Mary the expert!

(He puts a children's pot on Ivan instead of a helmet, hangs a lid from him instead of a shell on his chest.)

Marya: Oh, why not a hero! And where are my seventeen years?! Forward, Vanya, great things await us, in my thoughts I am with you.

(To the solemn march, Ivan leaves the hut.)

SCENE 2

(The edge of the forest. Baba Yaga appears in combat camouflage.

Woman (On the radio.): Goblin, alle, goblin, alle! Gore you a mosquito, are you sleeping or what? Well, that's the same, godson! Ready? Look me there. Santa Claus and his Snow Maiden will splash into your swamp any minute, readiness number one! Are kikimoras in place? What?! I sent you to villainy, and they indulge in buns there! Now everything is in place! Oh, Lech, Lech!

(The rumble of a rocket. Yaga shoots from a fairy-tale cannon. Soundtrack of a falling plane.)

Woman: Well, okay, there will be a wedding present for son-in-law Gorynych: a natural Santa Claus, a gentle Snow Maiden and a thick, thick layer of chocolate! Unique and refined taste.(Grabs radio.) Leshik, hello, Leshik, have you got it?! Oh, well done scoundrels, it means this:
To lure into the dense forest,
Turn into a stump with a snag,
But no torment
Await further instructions.

Who?! Willow-wess shirt? Well, I'll deal with him myself, tea, old woman-hedgehog bone leg!

SCENE 3

Hut of Baba Yaga. Ivan enters cautiously.

Ivan: Is there anybody here?
Woman: Oh, and who are you? And where are you going?
Ivan: So so. Ivan is a fool. I'm going to look for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Where to find them - I do not know.
Woman: Specifically. Why do you need them?
Ivan: A-ah-ah ... I don’t know either ... they sent it.
Woman: Aaaa...well, take a break from the road then. Do you want to eat?
Ivan: Yes, I wouldn't mind. Who else lives with you?
Woman: Daughter. Soon she will marry the snake Gorynych. And you're like a fool, a complete, or something, a fool.
Ivan: I don't understand, where are you going?
Woman: Yes, I can see in my eyes: you are not a fool, you are just simple-minded. As soon as I saw you, I immediately understood: “Oh, and a talented guy!”. Or did you believe?
Ivan: Not when I'm here to argue with you, I need to find Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
They won't let me back without them.
Woman: I'm here to take care of him, and he ...
Ivan: Oh, you old hag! You don't talk to me. Do you want to lead me astray from the true path, and spoil the holiday for people ?!
Woman: Ah, now I understand who I'm dealing with! Simulator, rogue. .. type! Do you know what we are doing?! Roasting!

(Yaga begins to conjure. Puts Ivan on a shovel.)

Ivan: Hey, grandma, stop joking, don't make me angry!

Woman: Oh oh oh! The last time I ask: will you build a cottage? And do not engage in any nonsense - look for Morozov and Snegurochka!
Ivan: Damn you! Scarecrow garden ... You have hair growing in your nose!
Woman: Bastard, ham! Into the oven!
Ivan: I hear from the rude! Echidna! Not only in your nose, hair grows on your tongue! Parasite!
Woman: Into the fire! In oh-oh!
Ivan: I can't burn in the fire, hag! So I'm going bold!

(Phonogram of the approaching car. The Daughter of Baba Yaga enters with the song to the motive of M. Rasputina "White Mercedes"

Daughter: Fu Fu Fu! It smells of Russian spirit. Who is gut?
Woman: Dinner! (laughs) We fry Ivan.
Daughter: Yah! Ah, what a surprise!

(Daughter looks into the oven)

Ivan: (Out of the oven, laughing.) Oh, I can't! I won't die from fire, from laughter!
Woman: What is it? What is he?
Daughter: Here's an idiot. What are you?
Ivan: Yes, a wart! A wart - then ... Oh, Lord, well, it happens in nature! Who will marry you!
Daughter: So what? She doesn't bother me.
Ivan: Yes, how! He will kiss you in the dark, and he himself will think: “Damn it!”. And fall in love. Yes, something can be done by a woman with such a wart - then !? In our time.
Daughter: Come on, get out. Well, what do you advise us?

Ivan: What, what .... You need to reduce the wart - if you want to improve family life.
Daughter: Yes, how to reduce, how ?!
Ivan: Yeah, I'll tell you how, and you will throw me, in a sense, into the oven.
Woman: We won’t throw you, Vanyusha, we’ll let you go on all four sides, just tell me how to get rid of the wart.
Ivan: It's not easy, it needs to be done...
Daughter: So do it!
Ivan: Do it, do it... And when will I look for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden? I have to be back by New Years.
Woman: Listen. Let's do this: you remove the wart, I give you my broom, and in an instant you will find Frost with his granddaughter. Come on quickly, otherwise Gorynych will fly in!
Ivan: Understood. Then so. My lineup doesn't work right away. We will bring it now and put a mask on the face. So? I'm flying on a broom, looking for Frost and the Snow Maiden, while you lie with a mask.
Daughter: Will you cheat? Mom!?
Woman: Let him just try, come up from heaven, a wet place will remain!
Ivan: Well, what kind of people!? Yes, you live with this wart, live! As long as you like, live as long as you like. Not a woman, but some kind of mymra.
Daughter: Enough!!! Set up your composition. What do you want?
Ivan: A handful of chicken manure, a handful of warm manure and a handful of warm clay. We put on a mask like this....
Daughter: For the whole face? How will I breathe?
Ivan: Well, what a people! Well nothing is impossible...
Daughter: OK! Nothing can be asked.
Woman: I understood everything, I remembered everything, I'm flying. I swoop: one leg is here, the other is already there. Daughter, while you feed the guest Vanechka.(Daughter, so that Ivan does not hear.)No way
case, do not let the fool out of the hut, he can spoil the whole wedding surprise for us.

(He winds up the broom like a motorcycle and flies away.)

(music by the Serpent Gorynych, Yaga's daughter goes into the kitchen, the Serpent Gorynych appears in the window.)

Chapters: Oh-ho-ho - my life is lonely. Before, on New Year's Eve, I even flew to my sister in the Canary Islands, but now it’s not the same, not the same. I sit next to my cave, talking to myself.
(Daughter of Yaga enters, frightened, drops the frying pan.)

Rights: Well, what are you? Why are you not happy? Daddy came, and you are sad.
A lion: They probably don't like daddy, oh, they don't like it. They despise.
Daughter: My beloved, only understand me correctly! I made it for you for breakfast, I wanted to make a surprise ..

Ivan: Here are the bastards! They will gobble it up and say that this is how it should be, that it is so conceived! Wow, there's a couple! Ugh! Eat, do not pull!

(The roar of the Serpent Gorynych, Gorynych roared, prepared to deliver a mortal blow, but at that moment Marya the artisan “flew in” like an arrow.)

Marya: ABOUT! Yadrena-Matryona! You've played it, you're such a bastard! Did you jump? WITH
Ivan: Yes, I, Marus, scouted the situation.
Marya: OK! Stirlitz!
Chapters: What else is this?
Marya: ABOUT! Come on, let's go to the clearing, you reptile, it will be more able to fight there.

(to Ivan)

Marya: Okay, onion grief, not the first time. They didn’t bleed to such badgers, but to this one ... I’ll brush his heads off at once, all three. Let's go, how are you? Gorynych! Let's go, let's grab.
Chapters: What is my breakfast today? Come on, beauty!
Ivan: Just try to touch her!

(Battle soundtrack sounds.)

(Yaga flies in.)

Woman: What's the noise, but no fight? That's all I brought.
Daughter: It's useless, mommy, he'll devour me with a wart!
Woman: Who will swallow?
Daughter: Yes, your son-in-law, Gorynych.
Ivan: Yeah, and you, grandma, crackle like dried crackers with tea, sweeten more abruptly and crackle.
Woman: Oh bastard! Why didn't we please him? I’m giving him, the bastard, my only daughter, a little blood, as a wife! Spoiled the holiday for people, disrupted the New Year!
Ivan: Hey grandma, what are you talking about?
Woman: Yes, it’s me, by a sinful deed, I kidnapped Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, an old fool, I would please my son-in-law, but he’s like that!

(The tired Marya the artisan enters.)

Maria: Healthy bull. Overcame by force. Well, what are we going to do with you? Send after a friend?
Woman: Tu-tu-tu, Maryushka is a master of light, forgive us, you beguiled the devil! We'll return everything to at its best: both grandfather and granddaughter.
Maria: So you kidnapped them!?
Ivan: They are Marusya, they are! I cracked them right away.
Maria: There is very little time left before the New Year. Well, lead, grannies-yagulki!

A fairy-tale glade near the New Year tree, Marya, Ivan, Yaga and her daughter appear.

Maria: Well, where is Santa Claus?
Woman: Moment, Marusenka, witchcraft is required here.
Ivan: So conjure, do not languish.
Daughter: Come on, Mom, shake the old days, and let's have fun together.

Snow, spin, blizzard, swear,
Evil spells let go
Glorious holiday, begin
You are so welcome here.(leave)

(Effect. Ded Moroz and Snegurochka appear).

D.M.: Well, friends, it's a wonderful hour!
Snow.: We are very glad to see you!
D.M.: A wonderful twist in a fairy tale
Gives us a wonderful New Year!
Marya: We wish you happiness and good
Ivan: Laugh in the morning!
Let them say that for no reason ...
Daughter: No! Frowning is a sign of a fool!
Woman: Let's not get mad at each other
D.M.: Let's go to the Christmas tree to have fun!

Snow.: So that on a big holiday

It became more fun

Let's sing a song together.

Well, friends, be bolder.

(The final song plays.)

(based on the fairy tale by V. Shukshin "Until the third roosters")
(intro music)
Good evening good people!
Let it be a good holiday!
Came back to us today
Christmas tree and winter holiday.
We have been looking forward to this New Year's holiday.
Our holiday will be wonderful
We will sing and dance.
This evening will be fun.
We won't be bored here.
The curtain opens!
New Year's fairy tale begins!
("Time forward")
Announcer's voice:
Attention attention! Says and shows Upper Sancheleevo! speaks and
shows Verkhnee Sancheleevo!
Our microphones and TV cameras are installed at the school spaceport!
Today, December 29, at exactly 18 o'clock starts in the endless New Year
open spaces spaceship with Santa Claus and Snow Maiden.
Friends, relatives and relatives came to see off the brave astronauts.
numerous journalists.
1 channel:
NTV channel:
Radio station "Europe +"
TV channel
(rocket hum)
Announcer's voice:
Attention! Prelaunch preparation completed. There are 10 seconds left before the start.
Remove cable mast. Start key. Ignition. Pull one, pull two.
Intermediate. Main. I'm giving a countdown. 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1. Start.
Go.
(explosion and rocket flight)
(fairytale music)
Somewhere in a fairy tale
At the fork of three roads
Not rich and not poor
There was a tower-teremok.
In it, as before, it works
Marya is an expert.
What is a song without an accordion
Or lunch without sour cabbage soup?
What is Marya without Ivan?
He, as expected, lived with her.
Jokingly, he was popularly called
Ivan, in general, a fool,
He was not very old yet.
Retired rich.
The hut of Mary the mistress and Ivan the fool. Ivan enters in one felt boots. IN
He holds a sock in his left hand, and a mug in his right.
Ivan: Marus, and Marus.
(Marya is not there yet. A knock is heard from the window, the crackle of electric welding, smoke and flashes are visible.
Maria's voice is heard.)
Maria: Well, what do you want?
Ivan: What, what!? Where are my dress shoes?
Maria: (Looks out of the window in a welding mask.) What do you need them for in the morning
needed? Before the wind and in felt boots you run away.
Ivan: Well, again you oppress my manhood, my reputation is in the dirt
you trample, because it’s already impossible to walk along the street, a boy with a finger and that
teasing, does not allow passage, and yet all because of my mild disposition towards you
positions. After all, the demon poked me in the rib a thousand years ago to marry you.
so smart!
Maria: (Exits.) Who else married who? Woe is my onion! What
different, why did you cry? (Humbly.)
Ivan: I want to eat, Marusenka.
Maria: Well, just say so, otherwise you took it to the whole hut - it’s already slippery to walk.
(Marya covers the stop, Ivan takes the balalaika, start
naet howl.)
(chastushki)
I'll tell you brother
About your dashing business:
How I fought the villains ...
How he fell off the stove the other day!
Once I fought with Koshchei,
Saved Vasilisa...
I waved a club
You shouted to me from the tree.
We grappled with the three-headed
On the Kalinov bridge...
I cut off his head
And you pushed them into the river.
Suffered many disasters
we are from grandmother Yaga ...
I had to fight with my grandmother,
You ate her pies.
As I entered the village
Everyone ran to listen to me.
Ekov is a good fellow ...
In regards to eat!
I have a difficult life
Lots of work, my friends...
None, to be honest,
Don't get along without me!
Ivan: Longing seized me, Marusenka! Neither you glorious deeds, nor you
heroic deeds ... If only Koschei stole Vasilisa.
Maria: I came to my senses, she married him a long time ago!
Ivan: How?!
Maria: Yes, that's it! Toiled, toiled, miserable. No money left,
but you have to live! Not with Ivan the Fool to while away the age, empty cabbage soup to slurp.
Ivan: But, but, but! You are more careful. She herself ... An expert, Kulibin-homemade. "You are from
what did you promise our tablecloths?
Maria: Well, a self-assembled tablecloth.
Ivan: And I made a self-made tablecloth! (picks up from the table
tablecloth with a large burnt hole.)
Maria: Well, there is a hole in the old woman!
Ivan: And where are my parade boots?!
Maria: I made walking boots out of them! But it's not my fault that you are in them.
failed to jump.
Ivan: And where is my heroic armor?
Maria: Into space, into orbit!
Ivan: And what is this for?
Maria: So that the telly shows better.
Ivan: What telly?! We never had it!
Maria: Let's buy!
Ivan: You can buy with you.
(The phone rings. Mary picks up the phone, talking.)
Maria: Vanyusha, shave, wash, get dressed! The case fell on us state
importance. To meet distinguished guests and not to hit the face in the dirt. Here alone
sauerkraut is not enough. We must run to Vasilisa the Wise, caviar
red spice and hunting sausages ....
Ivan: Don't fuss, just tell me who's going where? From an overseas state
Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden are being escorted to us. New Year's Eve! Go you!
Well, you look! Marus, but how are they met in modern times?
Maria: Eh, Vanya, what would you do without me?!
(Soundtrack of the fall of the rocket. Ivan falls with a cry of "air", hiding his head under his skirt
Marousi.)
Ivan: Are you saying that it was my armor that flew by? No, by the time
it will be too early.
(Radio turns on.)
“From the fabulous information bureau. To all heroes, Ivan-Tsarevich, Ivan-fools and them
similar. Emergency message. Rocket number 2004 with Father Frost and Snow Maiden
on board, she went off course and made an emergency landing in the area of ​​\u200b\u200bthe fairy forest near
filthy swamps, where a sharp turn. We repeat, but by the way, why talk in vain, it’s clear
must be saved."
Maria: Well, Vanyusha, and you found a job to disperse sadness and sadness. Get it together yeah
hurry up.
Ivan: And where am I without parade boots and without heroic armor!
Maria: Don't drift Vanya, don't be Mary the expert!
(He puts a children's pot on Ivan instead of a helmet, hangs a lid from him on his chest
instead of shell.)
Maria: Oh, why not a hero! And where are my seventeen years?! Go ahead, Vanya, they are waiting for us
great deeds, in my thoughts I am with you. (Under a solemn march, Ivan leaves
hut.)
(music of Ivan's campaign, against his background the voice of the announcer)
Gypsies:
Waiting for you, Vanya, a long road, terrible trials, you will visit the water,
you will almost burn in the fire, you will become deceived, you will almost lose your life.
And Vanya, the beautiful girl, will save you. Bon Voyage!
(Shots. Action dance)
(The edge of the forest. Baba Yaga appears in combat camouflage. (On the radio.)
Baba: Goblin, alle, goblin, alle! Gore you a mosquito, are you sleeping or what? Well, here's something
godchild! Ready? Look me there. Santa Claus with his Snow Maiden from a minute to
minute in your swamp will slosh, readiness number one! Are kikimoras in place?
What?! I sent you to villainy, and they indulge in buns there! Now
all in place! Oh, Lech, Lech!
(The rumble of a rocket. Yaga shoots from a fairy-tale cannon. Soundtrack of a falling plane.)
Baba: Well, that's okay, there will be a gift for the son-in-law Gorynych for the wedding: a natural Grandfather
Frost, tender Snow Maiden and a thick, thick layer of chocolate! Unique and exquisite
scanty taste. (He grabs the radio.) Leshik, hello, Leshik, have you got it?! Oh well done-
scoundrels, so:
To lure into the dense forest,
Turn into a stump with a snag,
But no torment
Await further instructions.
...Who?! Willow-wess shirt? Well, I'll deal with him myself, tea, grandmother-hedgehog
bone leg!
Hut of Baba Yaga. Ivan enters cautiously.
Ivan: Is there anyone here?
Baba: Oh, and who are you? And where are you going?
Ivan: So it is. Ivan is a fool. I'm going to look for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Where to find them -
I know.
Woman:. Specifically. Why do you need them?
Ivan: Ah-ah-ah... I don't know either... they sent it.
Baba: Ahhh. . well, get some rest from the road then. Do you want to eat?
Ivan: Yes, I would not refuse. Who else lives with you?
Baba: Daughter. Soon she will marry the snake Gorynych. And you, like a fool, really, or something,
fool.
Ivan: How is it?
Baba: Well, are you a complete fool, or was it that you were called that in the heat of the moment?
Sometimes, annoyance will take over, you will shout: “Oh, you fool!” I'm here for the daughter
sometimes I’ll yell: “Oh, such a fool!” What kind of fool is she? She
I have a smart one. Maybe it's the same story with you.
People are used to: a fool, a fool, but you are not a fool at all, but
only ruthless? A?
Ivan: I don't understand, what are you getting at?
Baba: Yes, I can see in your eyes: you are not a fool, you are just simple-minded. I am like
As soon as I saw you, I immediately understood: “Oh, and a talented guy!” Or you
completely believed
what are you stupid?
Ivan: I didn't believe anything! How can I believe myself that I'm a fool?
Baba: What am I telling you. Here are the people, huh?.. Have you ever been building
did?
Ivan: Well, how? With his father, with his brothers, they cut towers. And why do you need it?
Baba: You see, I want to build a cottage for myself. Materials were brought, and building
no one. Won't you take it?
Ivan: I need to find Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
Baba: Why do you need them? Build a cottage, they will see it. All sorts of guests to me
they come, they see - and immediately: “Who did it?”. Ivan did... Do you hear? Glory will go throughout the forest.
Ivan: But what about Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden? They won't let me back without them.
Baba: You will be a stoker at the cottage. When you build, plan
a room in the basement... Warm, quiet, no worries. Guests upstairs
bored ... where? Went to Ivan to listen to different stories, and you lie to them
more, tell different cases. I will take care of you, and call you
I'll be Ivanushka...
Ivan: Oh, you old hag! Look, what a seine net! She will be called Ivanushka. A
I will bend my hump on you? You want to lead me off the true path, but people
ruin the holiday?
Baba: Ah, now I understand who I'm dealing with! Simulator, rogue. .. type! We are with
so you know what we're doing? Roasting!
(Puts Ivan on a shovel.)
Ivan: Hey, grandma, stop joking, don't make me angry!
Baba: Oh-oh-oh! The last time I ask: you will be a cottage
build? And do not engage in any nonsense - look for Morozov and Snegurochka!
Ivan: Damn you! Scarecrow garden ... You have hair growing in your nose!
Baba: Bastard, boor! Into the oven!
Ivan: I hear from the rudeness! Echidna! Not only in your nose, hair grows on your tongue!
Parasite!
Baba: Into the fire! In oh-oh!
Ivan: I can't burn in the fire, hag! So I'm going bold!
(A phonogram of an approaching car. The Daughter of Baba Yaga enters with the song.)
(To the motive "White Mercedes" by M. Rasputin)
Daughter: Fu-fu-fu! It smells of Russian spirit. Who is gut?
Grandma: Dinner! He-he-he! We fry Ivan.
Daughter: Oh yeah! Oh what a surprise
Baba: Imagine, he doesn’t want it to be beautiful in the forest, he doesn’t want to build a cottage,
parasite!
(Daughter looks into the stove) Ivan: (From the stove, laughing.) Oh, I can't! I won't die from fire, from laughter!
Daughter: . What is it? What is he?
Baba: Laughs. What are you? Hey! .
Ivan: Oh, I'm dying of laughter! Oh, I won't survive!
Daughter: What an idiot. What are you?
Ivan: Yes, a mustache! Mustache something ... Oh, Lord, well, it happens in nature! Yes, how
you and your husband... you're getting married!
Daughter: Like everyone else! .. What are you doing?
Daughter: So what? They do not interfere with me, on the contrary, I can smell better.
Ivan: Yes, they don’t interfere with you ... But what about your husband? When you get married.
Daughter: What are you getting at, fool? What do you want my future husband?
Ivan: Yes, how! He will kiss you in the dark, and he himself will think: “Damn it! Soldier -
not a soldier. A woman is not a woman." And fall in love. Yes, something can be a woman with a mustache!? Well,
those witches! They don't understand a thing. After all, he will not live with you, with a mustache. And then
he will take it and bite off his head from evil, I know these Gorynychs.
Daughter: Come on out.
Ivan: Well warmed up!
Daughter: Well, what do you advise us? Ivan: With a mustache? What, what .... You need to reduce your mustache if you want to improve family life
Daughter: Yes, how to reduce something, how ?!
Ivan: Yeah, I'll tell you how, and you will throw me, in a sense, into the oven.
Baba: Let's not throw, Vanyusha, we'll let you go on all four sides, just tell me how from a mustache
get rid of.
Ivan: It's not easy, it needs to be done...
Daughter: Do it!
Ivan: Do it, do it... And when will I look for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden?
I have to be back by New Years.
Baba: Listen here. Let's do this: you twitch your mustache, I give you my broom, and in an instant you
find Frost with his granddaughter. Come on quickly, otherwise Gorynych will fly in!
Ivan: Yeah, he will fly in... He will come in... and immediately devour me! Daughter: Yes, he can. What would you come up with?
Baba: I will say that you are... my nephew! Understood?
Ivan: Got it. Then so. My composition is not immediately effective. We will bring it in now and
put on a face mask. So? I am flying on a broom, looking for Frost and the Snow Maiden, while you are flying
live with a mask.
Daughter: Will you cheat? Mom!?
Baba: Let him just try, come up from heaven, a wet place will remain!
Ivan: Well, the trees are green! Well, what a people! What's the matter? Do you want to walk with a mustache? walk
with a mustache - what do I care! You tell them business, you understand, no, they start here ... Yes, you
Do you respect me or not!?
Daughter: What do you mean by "respect"? You speak well
Ivan: No, I can't! Well, what kind of people!? Yes, you live with a mustache, live! How much will fit
so much and live. Not a woman, but some kind of major general. Will kids be born?
A son or daughter will stretch out with a hand: “Mom, what do you have?”. And they will grow up, they
the street will tease: "Your mother with a mustache, your mother with a mustache!". It will be easy
to kid? Is it easy to hear such words? No one has a mother with a mustache, but yours with
mustache! How should he answer? Yes, he can’t answer in any way, he will burst into tears and
will go home... to moustached mother.
Daughter: Enough!!! Set up your composition. What do you want?
Ivan: A handful of chicken manure, a handful of warm manure
and a handful of soft clay. We put on the face
wow mask....
Daughter: On the whole face? How will I breathe?
Ivan: Well, what kind of people! Well nothing is impossible...
Daughter: Okay! Nothing can be asked.
Ivan: You can't! When the master thinks, you can not ask anything! I repeat: manure,
clay, litter. The mask will be with a hole, you will breathe. All!
Baba: I understood everything, I remembered everything, I am flying. I swoop: one leg is here, the other is already there.
Daughter, while you feed the guest Vanechka. (To my daughter, so that Ivan does not hear.) In no way
case, do not let the fool out of the hut, he can spoil the whole wedding surprise for us.
(He winds up the broom like a motorcycle and flies away.)
Daughter: What, Vanyusha, do you wish? Lettuce or egg?
Ivan: Give me something in haste. It's already time...
Daughter: You can. Better we are an egg. More satisfying. Now I'm going to put the pan on the fire.
It's nice to take care of such a man.
Ivan: What is it, what, the groom is missing? Gorynych something?
Daughter: Yes, this snake, an attic in a cube, only knows what it brings up. The colonel is grimacing.
Either he puts him in a guardhouse, don’t say a superfluous word, then he makes you march through the hut as a drill.
Such a dunce! And no caress for you, no tenderness ... Yes, all of you, come on, are
Ivan: Well, don't compare me with all sorts of snakes
Daughter: You're better
Ivan: Well... all sorts of tenderness, affection... I can show.
Daughter: Oh, and can you take care of it?
Ivan: Easy!
Daughter: And you know how to kiss?
Ivan: Eka is unseen, of course.
Daughter: Look how you are! Oh... can you make a baby?
Ivan: Why not? At least two. Can you manage with him, with a child? With them, after all
fuss, fuss... you know how much!?
Daughter: Of course. I already know how to swaddle. Do you want me to show you? Now you will see. I love you
swaddling. Lie down.
(Throws Ivan on the table and begins to swaddle.)
Daughter: My little one, my little son. Come on, smile at mommy, come on. How can we
smile? Come on?
Ivan: Wow, wow! I want grub, I want grub!
Daughter: Ah, our little son wanted a grub ... Well, so we swaddled our
little one, now we will give him some food. Come on, smile at mommy. From
(music of the Serpent Gorynych, Yaga's daughter goes into the kitchen, the Serpent Gorynych appears in the window.)
Head: Oh-ho-ho - my life is lonely. Earlier, on New Year's Eve, I even went to my sister
flew to the Canary Islands, and now it’s not the same, not the same. I sit next to my cave, myself with
talking to myself.
Leo: And how you got me tired of the right head. My eyes would not look at you
Rights: There are such harmful heads. Everything is wrong with her.
Head: Hey, shut up!
Leo: You, the main head, do not command painfully!
Rights: And then we will arrange a coup for you!
Head: What kind of revolution?
A lion. and right: And here it is! (wrap right head)
Head: I give up, I give up!
Leo: That's it!
Rights: Hey, who's that there? Is it lunch?
Leo: What an appetizing cabbage roll!
Head: No, it's a baby, but what big one?
Leo: Where did it come from?
Right: Smells like a human.
Head: U-tu-tyusenki, little one, why don’t you smile at your dad? You smile at mommy
don't you want dad? Come on, smile, come on...
Ivan: I'm not funny...
Leo: I told you - stuffed cabbage!
Right: Ah! We, perhaps, that? .. Yes, little one? Yes, I think so. mommy! Go quickly
wet son.
(Daughter of Yaga enters, frightened, drops the frying pan.)
Head: Well, what are you? Why are you not happy? Daddy came, and you are sad.
Leo: They probably don’t like daddy, oh, they don’t like it. They despise. T
Rights: Then daddy will eat you, daddy will eat you, with bones. With a mustache!
Daughter: My beloved, only understand me correctly! I have it for you for breakfast
cooked, wanted to make a surprise. I think: Gorynych will fly in, but for me
he has something delicious ... warm, in the sheets.
Leo: Well, I told you - a stuffed cabbage, and you are a little son, a thin one!
Ivan: You bastards! They will gobble it up and say that this is how it should be, that it is so conceived! wow, a couple
picked up! Ugh! Eat, do not pull
(Roar of the Serpent Gorynych, Gorynych roared, prepared to deliver a mortal blow,
but at that moment Marya the artisan "flew" like an arrow.)
Maria: Oh! Yadrena-Matryona! You've played it, you're such a bastard! Did you jump?
Swaddled!
Ivan: Yes, I, Marus, scouted the situation.
Maria: Okay! Stirlitz!
Serpent: What is this?
Maria: Oh! Gas lighter! Well, let's go to the clearing, you reptile, there will be
more capable of fighting. (to Ivan) Okay, grief onion, not the first time. Not so blood-eaters
they let him in, but this one ... I'll knock his heads off at once, all three. Let's go, how are you? Gorynych!
Let's go, let's grab. Well
you have a muzzle!
Serpent: What a breakfast I have today! Three course meal! Come on, beauty!
Ivan: Just try to touch her!
(Battle soundtrack sounds.)
Daughter: Why did he say about three dishes? Did he not believe me? What is he and me
devour?
Ivan: And then! You'll go like dessert!
(Yaga flies in.)
Baba: What kind of noise, but no fight? Here is a bag with dung, here is chicken manure and a little
clay.
Daughter: It's useless, mommy, he will gobble me up with a mustache
Baba: Who will gobble up?
Daughter Yes, your son-in-law, Gorynych.
Ivan: Yeah, and you, grandmother, like a dried roach with beer crackle, salt it abruptly and
cracks.
Baba: Oh, bitch! Why didn't we please him? I'm for him, the bastard, the only one
daughter, blood, I give to wife! Spoiled the holiday for people, disrupted the New Year!
Ivan: Hey, granny, what are you talking about?
Baba: Yes, it’s me, a sinful thing, I stole Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, an old fool, everything would
to please the son-in-law, but how is he!
(The tired Marya the artisan enters.)
Maria: Healthy bull. Overcame by force. Well, what are we going to do with you? After
send a friend?
Baba: Bye-bye-bye, Maryushka is a master of light, forgive us, the devil has beguiled! We'll return everything to
at its best: both grandfather and granddaughter.
Maria: So you kidnapped them!?
Ivan: They are Marusya, they are! I cracked them right away
Maria: There is very little time left before the New Year. Well, lead the way, grannies-yagulki!
A fairy-tale glade near the New Year tree, Marya, Ivan, Yaga and her daughter appear.
Maria: Well, where is Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden?
Baba: Moment, Marusenka, witchcraft is required here.
Ivan: So conjure, don't languish.
Daughter: Come on, Mom, shake the old days, and let's have fun together.
Snow, spin, blizzard, swear,
Evil spells let go
Glorious holiday, begin
Here you are so much expected
(Effect. Ded Moroz and Snegurochka appear.)
Well, friends, it's a wonderful hour!
We are very glad to see you!
A wonderful twist in a fairy tale
Gives us a wonderful New Year!
We wish you happiness and good
Laugh in the morning!
Let them say that for no reason ...
No! Frowning is a sign of a fool!
Let's not get mad at each other
Let's go to the Christmas tree to have fun!
(Final song.)

(intro music)

Leading:
Good evening good people!
Let it be a good holiday!
Came back to us today
Christmas tree and winter holiday.
This New Year's holiday
We waited impatiently.
Our holiday will be wonderful
We will sing and dance.
This evening will be fun.
We won't be bored here.

The curtain opens! New Year's fairy tale begins!

(Song "Time Forward")

Announcer's voice:
Attention attention! White Klaitva speaks and shows! Belaya Kalitva speaks and shows! Our microphones and TV cameras are installed at the school spaceport! Today, December 29, at exactly 18:00, a spaceship with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden starts into the endless New Year's expanses. Friends, relatives, relatives and numerous journalists came to see off the brave cosmonauts.

(rocket hum)

Announcer's voice:
Attention! Prelaunch preparation completed. There are 10 seconds left before the start. Remove cable mast. Start key. Ignition. Pull one, pull two. Intermediate. Main. I'm giving a countdown. 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1. Start. Go.

(explosion and rocket flight)

(fairytale music)

Leading:
Somewhere in a fairy tale
At the fork of three roads
Not rich and not poor
There was a tower-teremok.
In it, as before, it works
Marya is an expert.
What is a song without an accordion
Or lunch without sour cabbage soup?
What is Marya without Ivan?
He, as expected, lived with her.
Jokingly, he was popularly called
Ivan, in general, a fool,
He was not very old yet.
Retired rich.

(The hut of Marya the artisan and Ivan the Fool. Ivan enters in one felt boot. He holds a sock in his left hand, and a mug in his right.)

Ivan:
Marus, and Marus.

(Marya is not there yet. There is a knock from the window, the crackle of electric welding, smoke and flashes are visible. Marya's voice is heard.)

Maria:
Well, what do you want?

Ivan:
What!? Where are my dress shoes?

Maria (Looks out of the window in a welding mask.):
Why do you need them in the morning? Before the wind and in felt boots you run away.

Ivan:
Well, here you are again oppressing my manhood, trampling my reputation into the dirt, because it’s already impossible to walk down the street, a boy with a finger and he teases, doesn’t give a pass, but all because of my soft disposition towards you. After all, a demon poked me in the rib a thousand years ago to marry you so smart!

Maria:
(Exits.) Who else is married to? Woe is my onion! Why were you different, why did you cry? (Humbly.)

Ivan:
I want to eat, Marusenka.

Maria:
Well, just say so, otherwise he took it to the whole hut here - it’s already slippery to walk.

(Marya covers her feet, Ivan takes the balalaika, begins to howl.)

(chastushki)

Ivan:
I'll tell you brother
About your dashing business:
How I fought the villains ...
How he fell off the stove the other day!

Once I fought with Koshchei,
Saved Vasilisa...

Maria:
I waved a club
You shouted to me from the tree.

Ivan:
We grappled with the three-headed
On the Kalinov bridge...

Maria:
I cut off his head
And you threw them into the river.

Ivan:
Suffered many disasters
we are from grandmother Yaga ...

Maria:
I had to fight with my grandmother,
You ate her pies.

Ivan:
As I entered the village
Everyone ran to listen to me.

Maria:
Ekov is a good fellow ...
In regards to eat!

Ivan:
I have a difficult life
Lots of work, my friends...

Maria:
None, to be honest,
Don't get along without me!

Ivan:
Anguish seized me, Marusenka! No glorious deeds for you, no heroic deeds for you ... If only Koschei stole Vasilisa.

Maria:
He came to his senses, she married him a long time ago!

Ivan:
How?!

Maria:
Yes, that's it! Toiled, toiled, miserable. There is no money, but you have to live! Not with Ivan the Fool to while away the age, empty cabbage soup to slurp.

Ivan:
But but but! You are more careful. Itself something ... Artisan, Kulibin-homemade. What did you promise from our tablecloth?

Maria:
Well, a self-assembled tablecloth.

Ivan:
And I made a self-made tablecloth!

(He picks up a tablecloth with a large burnt hole from the table.)

Maria:
Well, there is a hole in the old woman!

Ivan:
Where are my dress shoes?!

Maria:
I made walking boots out of them! But it's not my fault that you didn't have time to jump into them.

Ivan:
And where is my heroic armor?

Maria:
Into space, into orbit!

Ivan:
And what is this for?

Maria:
So that the telly shows better.

Ivan:
What telly?! We never had it!

Maria:
Let's buy!

Ivan:
Buy with you.

(The phone rings. Mary picks up the phone, talking.)

Maria:
Vanyusha, shave, wash, get dressed! The matter fell on us of national importance. To meet distinguished guests and not to hit the face in the dirt. You can't get by with sauerkraut alone. It is necessary to run to Vasilisa the Wise, save red caviar and hunting sausages ....

Ivan:
Yes, do not fuss, tell me plainly, who is going where?

Maria:
Father Frost and the Snow Maiden are being escorted to us from the overseas state. New Year's Eve!

Ivan:
Go you! You look! Marus, but how are they met in modern times?

Maria:
Eh, Vanya, what would you do without me?!

(Soundtrack of the fall of the rocket. Ivan falls with a cry of "air", hiding his head under Marusya's skirt.)

Ivan:
Are you saying that it was my armor that flew by? No, it will be too early.

(Radio turns on.)

Speaker:
"From the fabulous information bureau. To all the heroes, Ivan Tsarevich, Ivan the Fools and the like. Emergency message. Rocket number 2004 with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden on board went off course and made an emergency landing in the area of ​​\u200b\u200bthe fairy forest near filthy swamps, where there is a sharp turn We repeat, but by the way, why talk in vain, it’s clear that we need to save.

Maria:
Well, Vanyusha, and you found a job to disperse sadness and sadness. Come on, hurry up.

Ivan:
And where am I without parade boots and without heroic armor!

Maria:
Don't drift Vanya, don't be Mary the expert!

(He puts a children's pot on Ivan instead of a helmet, hangs a lid from him instead of a shell on his chest.)

Maria:
Oh, why not a hero! And where are my seventeen years?! Forward, Vanya, great things await us, in my thoughts I am with you.

(To the solemn march, Ivan leaves the hut. The music of Ivan's campaign, against his background the voice of the announcer)

Speaker:
A long road is waiting for you, Vanya, terrible trials, you will visit the water, you will almost burn in the fire, you will become deceived, you will almost lose your life. And Vanya, the beautiful girl, will save you. Bon Voyage!

(Shots. Dance of militants. Edge of the forest. Baba Yaga appears in combat camouflage.)

Baba (On the radio):
Goblin, alle, goblin, alle! Gore you a mosquito, are you sleeping or what? Well, that's the same, godson! Ready? Look me there. Santa Claus and his Snow Maiden will splash into your swamp any minute, readiness number one! Are kikimoras in place? What?! I sent you to villainy, and they indulge in buns there! Now everything is in place! Oh, Lech, Lech!

(The rumble of a rocket. Yaga shoots from a fairy-tale cannon. Soundtrack of a falling plane.)

Woman:
Well, okay, there will be a wedding present for son-in-law Gorynych: a natural Santa Claus, a gentle Snow Maiden and a thick, thick layer of chocolate! Unique and refined taste. (Grabs radio.) Leshik, hello, Leshik, have you got it?! Oh, well done scoundrels, it means this:
To lure into the dense forest,
Turn into a stump with a snag,
But no torment
Await further instructions.
...Who?! Willow-wess shirt? Well, I'll deal with him myself, tea, old woman-hedgehog bone leg!

(Baba Yaga's hut. Ivan enters cautiously.)

Ivan:
Is there anybody here?

Woman:
Oh, and who are you? And where are you going?

Ivan:
So so. Ivan is a fool. I'm going to look for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Where to find them - I do not know.

Woman:
Specifically. Why do you need them?

Ivan:
A-ah-ah ... I don’t know either ... they sent it.

Woman:
Ah-ah-ah. . well, get some rest from the road then. Do you want to eat?

Ivan:
Yes, I wouldn't mind. Who else lives with you?

Woman:
Daughter. Soon she will marry the snake Gorynych. And you're like a fool, a complete, or something, a fool.

Ivan:
Like this?

Woman:
Well, are you a complete fool, or is it that you were called that in the heat of the moment? Sometimes, annoyance will take, you will shout: "Oh, fool!" I sometimes yell: "Oh, such a fool!" And what a smart one I have. Maybe people are used to you too: you are a fool, a fool, and you are just an ingenuous one at all? A?

Ivan:
I don't understand, where are you going?

Woman:
Yes, I can see in my eyes: you are not a fool, you are just simple-minded. As soon as I saw you, I immediately understood: "Oh, and a talented guy!" Or did you completely believe that you are a fool?

Ivan:
I didn't believe anything! How can I believe myself that I'm a fool?

Woman:
And what am I telling you. Here are the people, huh?.. Have you ever been involved in construction?

Ivan:
Well, how? With his father, with his brothers, they cut towers. And why do you need it?

Woman:
You see, I want to build a cottage for myself. The materials were brought in, but there was no one to build. Won't you take it?

Ivan:
I need to find Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.

Woman:
Why do you need them? Build a cottage, they will see it. All sorts of guests come to me, they see - and immediately: "Who did it?". Ivan did... Do you hear? Glory will go throughout the forest.

Ivan:
But what about Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden? They won't let me back without them.

Woman:
You will be the stoker at the cottage. When you build, plan a room for yourself in the basement... Warm, quiet, no worries. The guests upstairs got bored... where to? Went to Ivan to listen to different stories, and you lie to them more, tell different stories. I will take care of you, and I will call you Ivanushka...

Ivan:
Oh, you old hag! Look, what a seine net! She will be called Ivanushka. And I will bend my hump on you? Do you want to lead me astray from the true path, and spoil the holiday for people ?! Is she a fool for her daughter? She is such a story. Not stupid but...

Woman:
Ah, now I understand who I'm dealing with! Simulator, rogue. .. type! Do you know what we are doing?! Roasting!

(Puts Ivan on a shovel.)

Ivan:
Hey, grandma, stop joking, don't make me angry!

Woman:
Oh oh oh! The last time I ask: will you build a cottage? And do not engage in any nonsense - look for Morozov and Snegurochka!

Ivan:
Damn you! Scarecrow garden ... You have hair growing in your nose!

Woman:
Bastard, ham! Into the oven!

Ivan:
I hear from the rude! Echidna! Not only in your nose, hair grows on your tongue! Parasite!

Woman:
Into the fire! In oh-oh!

Ivan:
I can't burn in the fire, hag! So I'm going bold!

(Phonogram of the approaching car. The Daughter of Baba Yaga enters with the song.) (To the motive of "White Mercedes" by M. Rasputin)

Daughter:
Fu Fu Fu! It smells of Russian spirit. Who is here?

Woman:
Dinner! He-he-he! We fry Ivan.

Daughter:
Yah! Ah, what a surprise.

(Daughter looks into the oven)

Ivan: (Out of the oven, laughing.)
Oh, I can't! I won't die from fire, from laughter!

Daughter:
What is it? What is he?

Woman:
Laughs. What are you? Hey!

Ivan:
Oh, I'm dying of laughter! Oh, I won't survive!

Daughter:
Here's an idiot. What are you?

Ivan:
Yes, a mustache! Mustache something ... Oh, Lord, well, it happens in nature! But how are you and your husband ... you're getting married!

Daughter:
Like everyone else! .. What are you doing?

Daughter:
So what? They do not interfere with me, on the contrary, I can smell better.

Ivan:
Yes, they don’t interfere with you ... But what about your husband? When you get married.

Daughter:
Where are you going, fool? What do you want my future husband?

Ivan:
Yes, how! He will kiss you in the dark, and he himself will think: "Damn it! A soldier is not a soldier. A woman is not a woman." And fall in love. Yes, something can be a woman with a mustache!? Well, those witches! They don't understand a thing. After all, he will not live with you, with a mustache. And then he’ll take it and bite off his head from evil, I know these Gorynychs.

Daughter:
Come on, get out.

Ivan:
Well warmed up!

Daughter:
Well, what do you advise us? With a mustache?

Ivan:
What, what .... You need to reduce your mustache if you want to improve family life

Daughter:
Yes, how to reduce, how ?!

Ivan:
Yeah, I'll tell you how, and you will throw me, in a sense, into the oven.

Woman:
Let's not throw, Vanyusha, let you go on all four sides, just tell me how to get rid of the mustache.

Ivan:
It's not easy, it needs to be done...

Daughter:
So do it!

Ivan:
Do it, do it... And when will I look for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden? I have to be back by New Years.

Woman:
Listen. Let's do this: you draw your mustache, I give you my broom, and in an instant you will find Frost with his granddaughter. Come on quickly, otherwise Gorynych will fly in!

Ivan:
Yeah, he will fly in... He will come in... and immediately devour me!

Daughter:
Yes, he can. What would you come up with?

Woman:
I will say that you are... my nephew! Understood?

Ivan:
Understood. Then so. My lineup doesn't work right away. We will bring it now and put a mask on the face. So? I'm flying on a broom, looking for Frost and the Snow Maiden, while you lie with a mask.

Daughter:
Will you cheat? Mom!?

Woman:
Let him just try, come up from heaven, a wet place will remain!

Ivan:
Well, the trees are green! Well, what a people! What's the matter? Do you want to walk with a mustache? Walk with a mustache - what do I care! You tell them business, you understand, no, they start here... Do you respect me or not!?

Daughter:
What does "respect" mean here? You speak well

Ivan:
No I can not! Well, what kind of people!? Yes, you live with a mustache, live! As long as you like, live as long as you like. Not a woman, but some kind of major general. Will kids be born? A son or daughter will stretch out with her little hand: “Mom, what do you have?”. And when they grow up, they will be teased on the street: "Your mother with a mustache, your mother with a mustache!" Will it be easy for a child? Is it easy to hear such words? No one has a mother with a mustache, but yours has a mustache! How should he answer? Yes, he will not be able to answer in any way, he will burst into tears and go home ... to his mustachioed mother.

Daughter:
Enough!!! Set up your composition. What do you want?

Ivan:
A handful of chicken manure, a handful of warm manure and a handful of soft clay. We put a mask on our face...

Daughter:
For the whole face? How will I breathe?

Ivan:
Well, what a people! Well nothing is impossible...

Daughter:
OK! Nothing can be asked.

Ivan:
It is forbidden! When the master thinks, you can not ask anything! I repeat: manure, clay, droppings. The mask will be with a hole, you will breathe. All!

Woman:
I understood everything, I remembered everything, I'm flying. I swoop: one leg is here, the other is already there. Daughter, while you feed the guest Vanechka. (Daughter, so that Ivan does not hear.) In no case do not let the fool out of the hut, he can spoil the whole wedding surprise for us.

(He winds up the broom like a motorcycle and flies away.)

Daughter:
What do you want Vanyusha? Lettuce or egg?

Ivan:
Let's get something quick. It's already time...

Daughter:
You will succeed. Better we are an egg. More satisfying. Now I'm going to put the pan on the fire. It's nice to take care of such a man.

Ivan:
What is it, what, the groom is missing? Gorynych something?

Daughter:
Yes, this snake, an attic in a cube, only knows what it brings up. The colonel is grimacing. Either he puts him in a guardhouse, don’t say a superfluous word, then he makes you march through the hut as a drill. Such a dunce! And no affection for you, no tenderness ... Yes, all of you, come on, are like that.

Ivan:
Well, don't compare me with all sorts of snakes.

Daughter:
And then you're better.

Ivan:
Well ... All sorts of tenderness there, affection ... I can show.

Daughter:
Oh, can you take care?

Ivan:
Easily!

Daughter:
And you know how to kiss?

Ivan:
Eka unseen, of course.

Daughter:
You look what you are! Oh... can you make a baby?

Ivan:
Why not do it? At least two. Can you manage with him, with a child? After all, fuss with them, fuss ... you know how much !?

Daughter:
Certainly. I already know how to swaddle. Do you want me to show you? Now you will see. I swaddle you. Lie down.

(Throws Ivan on the table and begins to swaddle.)

Daughter:
My little one, my little son. Come on, smile at mommy, come on. How can we smile? Come on?

Ivan:
Whoa, whoa! I want grub, I want grub!

Daughter:
Ah, our little son wanted to eat food ... Well, so we swaddled our little one, now we will give him food. Come on, smile at mommy. From

(music by the Serpent Gorynych, Yaga's daughter goes into the kitchen, the Serpent Gorynych appears in the window.)

Chapters:
Oh-ho-ho - my life is lonely. Before, on New Year's Eve, I even flew to my sister in the Canary Islands, but now it’s not the same, not the same. I sit next to my cave, talking to myself.

A lion:
And how are you tired of my right head. My eyes would not look at you.

Rights:
There are such harmful heads. Everything is wrong with her.

Chapters:
Hey, shut up!

A lion:
You, the main head, do not command painfully!

Rights:
And then we will arrange a coup for you!

Chapters:
What kind of revolution is this?

A lion. and right:
And here's one! (wrap right head)

Chapters:
I give up, I give up! Leo: That's it!

Rights:
Hey, who's that over there? Is it lunch?

A lion:
What a delicious dove!

Chapters:
No, it's a baby, but what big one?

A lion:
Where did it come from?

Rights:
Smells like a human.

head:
U-tu-tyusenki, little one, why don’t you smile at your dad? You smile at mommy, but don't you want daddy? Come on, smile, come on...

Ivan:
I'm not laughing...

A lion:
I said pigeon.

Rights:
Ah-ah-ah! We, perhaps, that? .. Yes, little one? Yes, I think so. mommy! Come quickly, little son.

(Daughter of Yaga enters, frightened, drops the frying pan.)

Chapters:
Well, what are you? Why are you not happy? Daddy came, and you are sad.

A lion:
They probably don't like daddy, oh, they don't like it. They despise.

Rights:
Then daddy will eat you, daddy will eat you, with bones. With a mustache!

Daughter:
My beloved, only understand me correctly! I made it for breakfast for you, I wanted to make a surprise. I think: Gorynych will fly in, and I have something tasty for him ... warm, in sheets.

A lion:
Well, I told you - a stuffed cabbage, and you are a little son, a neat little one!

Ivan:
Here are the bastards! They will gobble it up and say that this is how it should be, that it is so conceived! Wow, there's a couple! Ugh! Eat, don't pull.

(The roar of the Serpent Gorynych, Gorynych roared, prepared to deliver a mortal blow, but at that moment Marya the master "flew" like an arrow.)

Maria:
ABOUT! Yadrena-Matryona! You've played it, you're such a bastard! Did you jump? Swaddled!

Ivan:
Yes, I, Marus, scouted the situation. Maria: Okay! Stirlitz!

Serpent:
What else is this?

Maria:
ABOUT! Gas lighter! Come on, let's go to the clearing, you reptile, it will be more able to fight there. (to Ivan) Okay, grief onion, not the first time. They didn’t bleed to such badgers, but to this one ... I’ll knock his heads off at once, all three. Let's go, how are you? Gorynych! Let's go, let's grab. Well, you have a muzzle!

Serpent:
What is my breakfast today? Three course meal! Come on, beauty!

Ivan:
Just try to touch her!

(Battle soundtrack sounds.)

Daughter:
What did he say about three dishes? Did he not believe me? Is he going to eat me too?

Ivan:
And then! You'll go like dessert!

(Yaga flies in.)

Woman:
What's the noise, but no fight? Here is a bag with dung, here is chicken manure and a little clay.

Daughter:
It's useless, mommy, he'll devour me with a mustache

Woman:
Who will swallow?

Daughter:
Yes, your son-in-law, Gorynych.

Ivan:
Yeah, and you, grandma, like a dried roach with beer, cracks, salts abruptly and cracks.

Woman:
Oh bastard! Why didn't we please him? I’m giving him, the bastard, my only daughter, a little blood, as a wife! Spoiled the holiday for people, disrupted the New Year!

Ivan:
Hey grandma, what are you talking about?

Woman:
Yes, it’s me, by a sinful deed, I kidnapped Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, an old fool, I would please my son-in-law, but he’s like that!

(The tired Marya the artisan enters.)

Maria:
Healthy bull. Overcame by force. Well, what are we going to do with you? Send after a friend?

Woman:
Tu-tu-tu, Maryushka is a master of light, forgive us, you beguiled the devil! We will return everything in the best possible way: both grandfather and granddaughter.

Maria:
So you kidnapped them!?

Ivan:
They are Marusya, they are! I cracked them right away.

Maria:
There is very little time left before the New Year. Well, lead the way, grannies-yagulki!

(Fairy meadow near the New Year tree, Marya, Ivan, Yaga and her daughter appear.)

Maria:
Well, where is Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden?

Woman:
Moment, Marusenka, witchcraft is required here.

Ivan:
So conjure, do not languish.

Daughter:
Come on, Mom, shake the old days, and let's have fun together.

Woman:
Snow, spin, blizzard, swear,
Evil spells let go
Glorious holiday, begin
Here you are so much expected

(Effect. Ded Moroz and Snegurochka appear.)

Grandfather and Snow Maiden:
Well, friends, it's a wonderful hour!
We are very glad to see you!
A wonderful twist in a fairy tale
Gives us a wonderful New Year!
We wish you happiness and good
Laugh in the morning!
Let them say that for no reason ...
No! Frowning is a sign of a fool!
Let's not get mad at each other
Let's go to the Christmas tree to have fun!

(Final song.)

(based on the fairy tale by V. Shukshin "Until the third roosters")

(intro music)

Good evening good people!
Let it be a good holiday!
Came back to us today
Christmas tree and winter holiday.
We have been looking forward to this New Year's holiday.

Our holiday will be wonderful
We will sing and dance.
This evening will be fun.
We won't be bored here.
The curtain opens!
New Year's fairy tale begins!

(sounds music "Time forward")

Announcer's voice:
Attention attention! Says and shows Upper Sancheleevo! Says and shows Upper Sancheleevo! Our microphones and TV cameras are installed at the school osmodrome! Today, December 29, at exactly 18:00, a spaceship with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden starts into the endless New Year's expanses. Friends, relatives, relatives and numerous journalists came to see off the brave cosmonauts.
1 channel;
TV channel NTV;
Radio station "Europe +"
TV channel...

(rocket hum)

Announcer's voice:
Attention! Prelaunch preparation completed. There are 10 seconds left before the start. Remove cable mast. Start key. Ignition. Pull one, pull two. Intermediate. Main. I'm giving a countdown. 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1. Start. Go.
(explosion and rocket flight)

(fairytale music)

Somewhere in a fairy tale
At the fork of three roads
Not rich and not poor
There was a tower-teremok.

In it, as before, it works
Marya is an expert.
What is a song without an accordion
Or lunch without sour cabbage soup?
What is Marya without Ivan?
He, as expected, lived with her.

Jokingly, he was popularly called
Ivan, in general, a fool,
He was not very old yet.
Retired rich.

The hut of Mary the mistress and Ivan the fool. Ivan enters in one felt boots. He holds a sock in his left hand, and a mug in his right.

Ivan: Marus, and Marus.
(Marya is not there yet. There is a knock from the window, the crackle of electric welding, smoke and flashes are visible. Marya's voice is heard.)
Maria: Well, what do you want?
Ivan: What!? Where are my dress shoes?
Maria: (Looks out of the window in a welding mask.) Why do you need them in the morning? Before the wind and in felt boots you run away.
Ivan: Well, here you are again oppressing my manhood, trampling my reputation into the dirt, because it’s already impossible to walk down the street, a boy with a finger and he teases, doesn’t give a pass, but all because of my soft disposition towards you. After all, a demon poked me in the rib a thousand years ago to marry you so smart!
Maria: (Exits.) Who else is married to? Woe is my onion! Why were you different, why did you cry? (Humbly.)
Ivan: I want to eat, Marusenka.
Maria: Well, just say so, otherwise you took it to the whole hut - it’s already slippery to walk.

Clock chime. We are all brothers to each other

On the planet holiday - New Year!

(Final song.)
Snowflake

L. Derbenev

And the old one goes away
Hide the fragile snowflake in the palm of your hand,
Make a wish.
Look with hope into the night blue
Squeeze your hand tightly.
And all that you dreamed about, ask
Think and wish.

Chorus:
And New Year
What's about to come
Fulfill your dream instantly
If the snowflake doesn't melt,
Will not melt in your palm
While the clock strikes twelve
Until the clock strikes twelve!

When a young year enters the house,
And the old one goes away
Any dream is given to come true -
This is such a night.
Everything will calm down and freeze around
In anticipation of new days
And the snowflake will suddenly turn around
Firebird in your hand.

(based on the fairy tale by V. Shukshin "Until the third roosters")

(intro music)

Good evening good people!
Let it be a good holiday!
Came back to us today
Christmas tree and winter holiday.
We have been looking forward to this New Year's holiday.

Our holiday will be wonderful
We will sing and dance.
This evening will be fun.
We won't be bored here.
The curtain opens!
New Year's fairy tale begins!

(sounds music "Time forward")

Announcer's voice:
Attention attention! Says and shows Upper Sancheleevo! Says and shows Upper Sancheleevo! Our microphones and TV cameras are installed at the school osmodrome! Today, December 29, at exactly 18:00, a spaceship with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden starts into the endless New Year's expanses. Friends, relatives, relatives and numerous journalists came to see off the brave cosmonauts.
1 channel;
TV channel NTV;
Radio station "Europe +"
TV channel...

(rocket hum)

Announcer's voice:
Attention! Prelaunch preparation completed. There are 10 seconds left before the start. Remove cable mast. Start key. Ignition. Pull one, pull two. Intermediate. Main. I'm giving a countdown. 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1. Start. Go.

(explosion and rocket flight)

(fairytale music)

Somewhere in a fairy tale
At the fork of three roads
Not rich and not poor
There was a tower-teremok.

In it, as before, it works
Marya is an expert.
What is a song without an accordion
Or lunch without sour cabbage soup?
What is Marya without Ivan?
He, as expected, lived with her.

Jokingly, he was popularly called
Ivan, in general, a fool,
He was not very old yet.
Retired rich.

The hut of Mary the mistress and Ivan the fool. Ivan enters in one felt boots. He holds a sock in his left hand, and a mug in his right.

Ivan: Marus, and Marus.

(Marya is not there yet. There is a knock from the window, the crackle of electric welding, smoke and flashes are visible. Marya's voice is heard.)

Maria: Well, what do you want?

Ivan: What!? Where are my dress shoes?

Maria: (Looks out of the window in a welding mask.) Why do you need them in the morning? Before the wind and in felt boots you run away.

Ivan: Well, here you are again oppressing my manhood, trampling my reputation into the dirt, because it’s already impossible to walk down the street, a boy with a finger and he teases, doesn’t give a pass, but all because of my soft disposition towards you. After all, a demon poked me in the rib a thousand years ago to marry you so smart!

Maria: (Exits.) Who else is married to? Woe is my onion! Why were you different, why did you cry? (Humbly.)

Ivan: I want to eat, Marusenka.

Maria: Well, just say so, otherwise he took it to the whole hut here - it’s already slippery to walk.

(Marya covers her feet, Ivan takes the balalaika, begins to howl.)

(chastushki)

I'll tell you brother
About your dashing business:
How I fought the villains ...
How he fell off the stove the other day!

Once I fought with Koshchei,
Saved Vasilisa...
I waved a club
You shouted to me from the tree.

We grappled with the three-headed
On the Kalinov bridge...
I cut off his head
And you pushed them into the river.

Suffered many disasters
we are from grandmother Yaga ...
I had to fight with my grandmother,
You ate her pies.

As I entered the village
Everyone ran to listen to me.
Ekov is a good fellow ...
In regards to eat!

I have a difficult life
Lots of work, my friends...
None, to be honest,
Don't get along without me!

Ivan: Anguish seized me, Marusenka! No glorious deeds for you, no heroic deeds for you ... If only Koschei stole Vasilisa.

Maria: He came to his senses, she married him a long time ago!

Ivan: How?!

Maria: Yes, that's it! Toiled, toiled, miserable. There is no money, but you have to live! Not with Ivan the Fool to while away the age, empty cabbage soup to slurp.

Ivan: But but but! You are more careful. Itself something ... Artisan, Kulibin-homemade. What did you promise from our tablecloth?

Maria: Well, a self-assembled tablecloth.

Ivan: And I made a self-made tablecloth! (He picks up a tablecloth with a large burnt hole from the table.)

Maria: Well, there is a hole in the old woman!

Ivan: Where are my dress shoes?!

Maria: I made walking boots out of them! But it's not my fault that you didn't have time to jump into them.

Ivan: And where is my heroic armor?

Maria: Into space, into orbit!

Ivan: And what is this for?

Maria: So that the telly shows better.

Ivan: What telly?! We never had it!

Maria: Let's buy!

Ivan: Buy with you.

(The phone rings. Mary picks up the phone, talking.)

Maria: Vanyusha, shave, wash, get dressed! The matter fell on us of national importance. To meet distinguished guests and not to hit the face in the dirt. You can't get by with sauerkraut alone. It is necessary to run to Vasilisa the Wise, save red caviar and hunting sausages ....

Ivan: Yes, do not fuss, tell me plainly, who is going where? Father Frost and the Snow Maiden are being escorted to us from the overseas state. New Year's Eve! Go you! Well, you look! Marus, but how are they met in modern times?

Maria: Eh, Vanya, what would you do without me?!

(Soundtrack of the fall of the rocket. Ivan falls with a cry of "air", hiding his head under Marusya's skirt.)

Ivan: Are you saying that it was my armor that flew by? No, it will be too early.

(Radio turns on.)

“From the fabulous information bureau. To all heroes, Ivan Tsarevich, Ivan Fools and the like. Emergency message. Rocket number 2004 with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden on board went off course and made an emergency landing in the area of ​​​​a fairy-tale forest near filthy swamps, where there is a sharp turn. We repeat, but by the way, why talk in vain, it’s clear that we need to save.

Maria: Well, Vanyusha, and you found a job to disperse sadness and sadness. Come on, hurry up.

Ivan: And where am I without parade boots and without heroic armor!

Maria: Don't drift Vanya, don't be Mary the expert!

(He puts a children's pot on Ivan instead of a helmet, hangs a lid from him instead of a shell on his chest.)

Maria: Oh, why not a hero! And where are my seventeen years?! Forward, Vanya, great things await us, in my thoughts I am with you. (To the solemn march, Ivan leaves the hut.)

Gypsies: A long road is waiting for you, Vanya, terrible trials, you will visit the water, you will almost burn in the fire, you will become deceived, you will almost lose your life. And Vanya, the beautiful girl, will save you. Bon Voyage!

(Shots. Action dance)

(The edge of the forest. Baba Yaga appears in combat camouflage.

Woman (On the radio.): Goblin, alle, goblin, alle! Gore you a mosquito, are you sleeping or what? Well, that's the same, godson! Ready? Look me there. Santa Claus and his Snow Maiden will splash into your swamp any minute, readiness number one! Are kikimoras in place? What?! I sent you to villainy, and they indulge in buns there! Now everything is in place! Oh, Lech, Lech!

(The rumble of a rocket. Yaga shoots from a fairy-tale cannon. Soundtrack of a falling plane.)

Woman: Well, okay, there will be a wedding present for son-in-law Gorynych: a natural Santa Claus, a gentle Snow Maiden and a thick, thick layer of chocolate! Unique and refined taste. (Grabs radio.) Leshik, hello, Leshik, have you got it?! Oh, well done scoundrels, it means this:
To lure into the dense forest,
Turn into a stump with a snag,
But no torment
Await further instructions.

Who?! Willow-wess shirt? Well, I'll deal with him myself, tea, old woman-hedgehog bone leg!

Hut of Baba Yaga. Ivan enters cautiously.

Ivan: Is there anybody here?

Woman: Oh, and who are you? And where are you going?

Ivan: So so. Ivan is a fool. I'm going to look for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Where to find them - I do not know.

Woman: Specifically. Why do you need them?

Ivan: A-ah-ah ... I don’t know either ... they sent it.

Woman: Aaaa...well, take a break from the road then. Do you want to eat?

Ivan: Yes, I wouldn't mind. Who else lives with you?

Woman: Daughter. Soon she will marry the snake Gorynych. And you're like a fool, a complete, or something, a fool.

Ivan: Like this?

Woman: Well, are you a complete fool, or is it that you were called that in the heat of the moment? Sometimes, annoyance will take over, you will shout: “Oh, you fool!” Sometimes I’ll yell at my daughter: “Oh, such a fool!” What kind of fool is she? She's so smart to me. Maybe it's the same story with you.

People are used to: a fool, a fool, but you are not a fool at all, but only an ingenuous one? A?

Ivan: I don't understand, where are you going?

Woman: Yes, I can see in my eyes: you are not a fool, you are just simple-minded. As soon as I saw you, I immediately understood: “Oh, and a talented guy!”. Or did you completely believe that you are a fool?

Ivan: I didn't believe anything! How can I believe myself that I'm a fool?

Woman: And what am I telling you. Here are the people, huh?.. Have you ever been involved in construction?

Ivan: Well, how? With his father, with his brothers, they cut towers. And why do you need it?

Woman: You see, I want to build a cottage for myself. The materials were brought in, but there was no one to build. Won't you take it?

Ivan: I need to find Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.

Woman: Why do you need them? Build a cottage, they will see it. All sorts of guests come to me, they will see - and immediately: “Who did it?”. Ivan did... Do you hear? Glory will go throughout the forest.

Ivan: But what about Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden? They won't let me back without them.

Woman: You will be the stoker at the cottage. When you build, plan a room for yourself in the basement... Warm, quiet, no worries. The guests upstairs got bored... where to? Went to Ivan to listen to different stories, and you lie to them more, tell different stories. I will take care of you, and I will call you Ivanushka...

Ivan: Oh, you old hag! Look, what a seine net! She will be called Ivanushka. And I will bend my hump on you? Do you want to lead me astray from the true path, and spoil the holiday for people ?!

Woman: Ah, now I understand who I'm dealing with! Simulator, rogue. .. type! Do you know what we are doing?! Roasting!

(Puts Ivan on a shovel.)

Ivan: Hey, grandma, stop joking, don't make me angry!

Woman: Oh oh oh! The last time I ask: will you build a cottage? And do not engage in any nonsense - look for Morozov and Snegurochka!

Ivan: Damn you! Scarecrow garden ... You have hair growing in your nose!

Woman: Bastard, ham! Into the oven!

Ivan: I hear from the rude! Echidna! Not only in your nose, hair grows on your tongue! Parasite!

Woman: Into the fire! In oh-oh!

Ivan: I can't burn in the fire, hag! So I'm going bold!

(Phonogram of the approaching car. The Daughter of Baba Yaga enters with the song to the motive of "White Mercedes" by M. Rasputin)

Daughter: Fu Fu Fu! It smells of Russian spirit. Who is gut?

Woman: Dinner! He-he-he! We fry Ivan.

Daughter: Yah! Oh what a surprise

(Daughter looks into the oven)

Ivan: (Out of the oven, laughing.) Oh, I can't! I won't die from fire, from laughter!

Daughter: What is it? What is he?

Woman: Laughs. What are you? Hey!

Ivan: Oh, I'm dying of laughter! Oh, I won't survive!

Daughter: Here's an idiot. What are you?

Ivan: Yes, a mustache! Mustache something ... Oh, Lord, well, it happens in nature! But how are you and your husband ... you're getting married!

Daughter: Like everyone else! .. What are you doing?

Daughter: So what? They do not interfere with me, on the contrary, I can smell better.

Ivan: Yes, they don’t interfere with you ... But what about your husband? When you get married.

Daughter: Where are you going, fool? What do you want my future husband?

Ivan: Yes, how! He will kiss you in the dark, and he himself will think: “Damn it! A soldier is not a soldier. A woman is not a woman." And fall in love. Yes, something can be a woman with a mustache!? Well, those witches! They don't understand a thing. After all, he will not live with you, with a mustache. And then he’ll take it and bite off his head from evil, I know these Gorynychs.

Daughter: Come on, get out.

Ivan: Well warmed up!

Daughter: Well, what do you advise us? Ivan: With a mustache? What, what .... You need to reduce your mustache if you want to improve family life.

Daughter: Yes, how to reduce, how ?!

Ivan: Yeah, I'll tell you how, and you will throw me, in a sense, into the oven.

Woman: Let's not throw, Vanyusha, let you go on all four sides, just tell me how to get rid of the mustache.

Ivan: It's not easy, it needs to be done...

Daughter: So do it!

Ivan: Do it, do it... And when will I look for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden? I have to be back by New Years.

Woman: Listen. Let's do this: you draw your mustache, I give you my broom, and in an instant you will find Frost with his granddaughter. Come on quickly, otherwise Gorynych will fly in!

Ivan: Yeah, it will fly in... Enter... and immediately devour me! Daughter: Yes, he can. What would you come up with?

Woman: I will say that you are... my nephew! Understood?

Ivan: Understood. Then so. My composition is not immediately effective. We will now bring it on and put a mask on the face. So? I'm flying on a broom, looking for Frost and the Snow Maiden, while you lie with a mask.

Daughter: Will you cheat? Mom!?

Woman: Let him just try, come up from heaven, a wet place will remain!

Ivan: Well, the trees are green! Well, what a people! What's the matter? Do you want to walk with a mustache? Walk with a mustache - what do I care! You tell them business, you understand, no, they start here... Do you respect me or not!?

Daughter: What do you mean by "respect"? You speak well

Ivan: No I can not! Well, what kind of people!? Yes, you live with a mustache, live! As long as you like, live as long as you like. Not a woman, but some kind of major general. Will kids be born? A son or daughter will stretch out with a hand: “Mom, what do you have?”. And they will grow up, they will start teasing them on the street: “Your mother with a mustache, your mother with a mustache!”. Will it be easy for a child? Is it easy to hear such words? No one has a mother with a mustache, but yours has a mustache! How should he answer? Yes, he will not be able to answer in any way, he will burst into tears and go home ... to his mustachioed mother.

Daughter: Enough!!! Set up your composition. What do you want?

Ivan: A handful of chicken manure, a handful of warm manure and a handful of soft clay. We put on a mask like this....

Daughter: For the whole face? How will I breathe?

Ivan: Well, what a people! Well nothing is impossible...

Daughter: OK! Nothing can be asked.

Ivan: It is forbidden! When the master thinks, you can not ask anything! I repeat: manure, clay, droppings. The mask will be with a hole, you will breathe. All!

Woman: I understood everything, I remembered everything, I'm flying. I swoop: one leg is here, the other is already there. Daughter, while you feed the guest Vanechka. (Daughter, so that Ivan does not hear.) In no case do not let the fool out of the hut, he can spoil the whole wedding surprise for us.

(He winds up the broom like a motorcycle and flies away.)

Daughter: What do you want Vanyusha? Lettuce or egg?

Ivan: Let's get something quick. It's already time...

Daughter: You will succeed. Better we are an egg. More satisfying. Now I'm going to put the pan on the fire. It's nice to take care of such a man.

Ivan: What is it, what, the groom is missing? Gorynych something?

Daughter: Yes, this snake, an attic in a cube, only knows what it brings up. The colonel is grimacing. Either he puts him in a guardhouse, don’t say a superfluous word, then he makes you march through the hut as a drill. Such a dunce! And no affection for you, no tenderness ... Yes, all of you, come on, are like that.

Ivan: Well, you don't compare me with all sorts of snakes

Daughter: And then you're better

Ivan: Well ... all sorts of tenderness there, affection ... I can show.

Daughter: Oh, can you take care?

Ivan: Easily!

Daughter: And you know how to kiss?

Ivan: Eka unseen, of course.

Daughter: You look what you are! Oh... can you make a baby?

Ivan: Why not do it? At least two. Can you manage with him, with a child? After all, fuss with them, fuss ... you know how much !?

Daughter: Certainly. I already know how to swaddle. Do you want me to show you? Now you will see. I swaddle you. Lie down.

(Throws Ivan on the table and begins to swaddle.)

Daughter: My little one, my little son. Come on, smile at mommy, come on. How can we smile? Come on?

Ivan: Whoa, whoa! I want grub, I want grub!

Daughter: Ah, our little son wanted to eat food ... Well, so we swaddled our little one, now we will give him food. Come on, smile at mommy. From (music by the Serpent Gorynych, Yaga's daughter goes into the kitchen, the Serpent Gorynych appears in the window.)

Chapters: Oh-ho-ho - my life is lonely. Before, on New Year's Eve, I even flew to my sister in the Canary Islands, but now it’s not the same, not the same. I sit next to my cave, talking to myself.

A lion: And how are you tired of my right head. My eyes would not look at you.

Rights: There are such harmful heads. Everything is wrong with her.

Chapters: Hey, shut up!

A lion: You, the main head, do not command painfully!

Rights: And then we will arrange a coup for you!

Chapters: What kind of revolution is this?

A lion. and right: And here's one! (wrap right head)

Chapters: I give up, I give up!

A lion: That's it!

Rights: Hey, who's that over there? Is it lunch?

A lion: What a delicious dove!

Chapters: No, it's a baby, but what big one?

A lion: Where did it come from?

Rights: Smells like a human.

Chapters: U-tu-tyusenki, little one, why don’t you smile at your dad? You smile at mommy, but don't you want daddy? Come on, smile, come on...

Ivan: I'm not laughing...

A lion: I said pigeon!

Rights: Ah-ah-ah! We, perhaps, that? .. Yes, little one? Yes, I think so. mommy! Come quickly, little son.

(Daughter of Yaga enters, frightened, drops the frying pan.)

Chapters: Well, what are you? Why are you not happy? Daddy came, and you are sad.

A lion: They probably don't like daddy, oh, they don't like it. They despise.

Rights: Then daddy will eat you, daddy will eat you, with bones. With a mustache!

Daughter: My beloved, only understand me correctly! I made it for breakfast for you, I wanted to make a surprise. I think: Gorynych will fly in, and I have something tasty for him ... warm, in sheets.

A lion: Well, I told you - a stuffed cabbage, and you are a little son, a neat little one!

Ivan: Here are the bastards! They will gobble it up and say that this is how it should be, that it is so conceived! Wow, there's a couple! Ugh! Eat, do not pull!

(The roar of the Serpent Gorynych, Gorynych roared, prepared to deliver a mortal blow, but at that moment Marya the artisan “flew in” like an arrow.)

Maria: ABOUT! Yadrena-Matryona! You've played it, you're such a bastard! Did you jump? Swaddled!

Ivan: Yes, I, Marus, scouted the situation.

Maria: OK! Stirlitz!

Serpent: What else is this?

Maria: ABOUT! Gas lighter! Come on, let's go to the clearing, you reptile, it will be more able to fight there. (to Ivan) Okay, onion grief, not the first time. They didn’t bleed to such badgers, but to this one ... I’ll knock his heads off at once, all three. Let's go, how are you? Gorynych! Let's go, let's grab. Well, you have a muzzle!

Serpent: What is my breakfast today? Three course meal! Come on, beauty!

Ivan: Just try to touch her!

(Battle soundtrack sounds.)

Daughter: What did he say about three dishes? Did he not believe me? Is he going to eat me too?

Ivan: And then! You'll go like dessert!

(Yaga flies in.)

Woman: What's the noise, but no fight? Here is a bag with dung, here is chicken manure and a little clay.

Daughter: It's useless, mommy, he'll devour me with a mustache

Woman: Who will swallow?

Daughter: Yes, your son-in-law, Gorynych.

Ivan: Yeah, and you, grandma, like a dried roach with beer, cracks, salts abruptly and cracks.

Woman: Oh bastard! Why didn't we please him? I’m giving him, the bastard, my only daughter, a little blood, as a wife! Spoiled the holiday for people, disrupted the New Year!

Ivan: Hey grandma, what are you talking about?

Woman: Yes, it’s me, by a sinful deed, I kidnapped Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, an old fool, I would please my son-in-law, but he’s like that!

(The tired Marya the artisan enters.)

Maria: Healthy bull. Overcame by force. Well, what are we going to do with you? Send after a friend?

Woman: Tu-tu-tu, Maryushka is a master of light, forgive us, you beguiled the devil! We will return everything in the best possible way: both grandfather and granddaughter.

Maria: So you kidnapped them!?

Ivan: They are Marusya, they are! I cracked them right away.

Maria: There is very little time left before the New Year. Well, lead the way, grannies-yagulki!

A fairy-tale glade near the New Year tree, Marya, Ivan, Yaga and her daughter appear.

Maria: Well, where is Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden?

Woman: Moment, Marusenka, witchcraft is required here.

Ivan: So conjure, do not languish.

Daughter: Come on, Mom, shake the old days, and let's have fun together.

Snow, spin, blizzard, swear,
Evil spells let go
Glorious holiday, begin
Here you are so much expected

(Effect. Ded Moroz and Snegurochka appear.)

Well, friends, it's a wonderful hour!
We are very glad to see you!
A wonderful twist in a fairy tale
Gives us a wonderful New Year!
We wish you happiness and good
Laugh in the morning!
Let them say that for no reason ...
No! Frowning is a sign of a fool!
Let's not get mad at each other
Let's go to the Christmas tree to have fun!

(Final song.)