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And on various holidays, in addition to amateur performances, which clearly show the vocal and dancing talents of classmates, funny performances, theatrical performances and skits are especially popular.

We offer a script comic school scene "Deserved Grade" written based on the story of the same name by Konstantin Melikhan (thanks to the author!). Such a scene can be shown at any holiday: Knowledge Day, Teacher's Day, March 8 or graduation.

Characters:

Teacher Maria Ivanovna (name can be any)

Pupils (it’s better to call guys by their proper names, in this scenario the names are conditional. There may be more or less of them)

School play script

Maria Ivanovna: Denis, where do capercaillie winter?

Denis: They roam under the snow.

Maria Ivanovna: An interesting observation. Lera, what do you know about crabs?

Lera: Crabs... (waiting for prompts) These are such fish ... Similar to crayfish!

Maria Ivanovna: Sit down, already! Julia, What class does the cross-spider belong to?

Julia: To the cruciferous class!

Maria Ivanovna: And our Yulia has all the flowers on her mind! Where do hamsters live? Kirill!

Kirill: At the pet store!

Maria Ivanovna: What are you saying?!!!

Rogov enters

Maria Ivanovna: Well, why are you late this time?

Horns: I accidentally fell into a puddle, returned home to change, and at the same time ... and had lunch.

Maria Ivanovna: And how did you eat? Sit down, my grief! Well, since we are all gathered, let's listen to ... Rogov! Learned?

Horns: Learned.

Maria Ivanovna: Get started!

Horns: Aloud?

Maria Ivanovna (terribly): Rogov!

Horns: Your smile is wonderful!

Maria Ivanovna (conciliatory): Well, well, Rogov, tell me.

Horns: Your hair is always so neat! Not what I have.

Maria Ivanovna (embarrassed): Thank you.

Horns: Your jacket is beautiful, it suits you.

Maria Ivanovna: I understand correctly, you didn't learn your lesson?

Horns: Sorry, didn't learn. You can't hide anything from you... Of course, with such and such work experience! You, Mary Vanna, how long have you been suffering with people like me at school?

Maria Ivanovna: Oh, Rogov, Rogov! Tell me, where do the birds fly away for the winter?

Horns: There!

Maria Ivanovna: Well, sit down. Troika!

(Referring to the class): Well, since Rogov has excelled so much, I will ask everyone. Let's take a quick survey with you. Anya, what are the benefits of ants?

Anya: Ants protect fruits from caterpillars, and then people collect and preserve them.

Maria Ivanovna: Who knows why some birds fly south?

Fedya: And some, perhaps, laziness!

Maria Ivanovna: Look, our Fedor woke up! Where do whales live? Well!

Chorus: In China!

Maria Ivanovna: Well, I'm on a roll today: the farther, the more interesting! How Do Doves Breed? Rogov!

Horns: Pigeons lay eggs, and then doves hatch from them.

Maria Ivanovna: Well, not cabbage rolls! Sit down, my dear... Julia, what are nature reserves?

Julia: Nature reserves are places where animals have a rest from people.

Maria Ivanovna (walking through class): Really? And I didn't know! Where can I find a teacher's reserve? Cyril, what skull bones do you know?

Kirill (waking up): Frontal, parietal and slap!

Maria Ivanovna examines the note taken from the girls.

Horns (speaks with Fedor - a neighbor on the desk): There is no secret here: hang noodles on the ears of this kikimore about eyes and blouses, and she will relax!

Fedya: Hush, you will hear!

Horns: Nonsense! Don't drift, she's two meters away and Rammstein won't hear!

Maria Ivanovna (sits down in his seat): And now let's listen to Rogov.

Horns: You already asked me...

Maria Ivanovna: And I'll ask you on the old topic. Tell us about...

Horns: Your smile is amazing...

Maria Ivanovna: What else?

Maria Ivanovna: Closer to the topic!

Horns: You have a figure like a top model!

Maria Ivanovna (doubtfully examining his figure): So you don't know anything at all!

Horns: You are just like Messing, you see everything, you know everything! And why did you go to school to work? Spoil your nervous system because of people like me. Tomorrow is a holiday: you should go to the spa, and you are ruining your health here! And even better - to the sea, to read poetry, to meet a good person!

Maria Ivanovna: Well, sit down, Rogov. Troika...

It is necessary to develop artistry in kids from early childhood. Help with this short scenes. Funny for children, stories should be instructive and understandable, but at the same time bring up important character traits.

Fable - the basis for the script of the scene

It is known that the most instructive literary work is a fable. Only in this genre is the presence of morality an obligatory item - an important main conclusion from what has been said. Therefore, some scenes that are funny for children are often based on the plots of famous fables.

The works of Krylov Ivan Andreevich are accessible to the understanding of preschoolers. These are “Monkey and Glasses”, “Squirrel”, “Crow and Fox”, “Titmouse”, “Dragonfly and Ant”, “Quartet”, “Swan, Crayfish and Pike”.

Today there are a lot of reworkings of famous fables on new way. For example, at the end of the story of the fox and the crow, the cheese does not fall into the mouth of the cunning flatterer. The wise crow puts it in its paw and replies to the fox that "she knows how to sing, that's true, but it's not yet the time and place for a concert."

Ways of presenting fables on stage

Do not think that playing on stage is available only to adult children. If you approach the matter creatively, then you can cope with the forces of even very small ones.

There are four scenario options. Episodes that are funny for children, for example, can be played without the words of the author. Then the children pronounce only the words of the characters. The second option may be to read the words of the author to adults. Option three is suitable for older children, when the whole fable is a role-play reading with a demonstration of the actions of the plot. But very young ones can become artists, even without being able to speak properly. Then the whole text is read by an adult, and the kids pantomime depict the plot in front of the audience.

Tale and irony - twin sisters

It is unlikely that someone did not like to listen to fairy tales in childhood. Many short works of this genre can be easily turned into ironic skits. Funny scenarios for children are obtained from the fairy tales “Stupid Hans” by Andersen, “Hedgehogs are laughing” and “ Brave tailors» Korney Chukovsky, as well as others. Short stories told by the wonderful poet Chukovsky can easily turn into funny and funny scenes for kindergarten.

A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it!

Sometimes it can be difficult to choose a story to dramatize. And if you play out the fairy tale “How the hare became the ruler of the jungle” about how the oblique deceived a huge lion, inviting him to fight with a more powerful rival?

The meaning of the story is that the king of beasts was strong, but stupid. The hare was supposed to come to him for dinner according to the law, which was established in the jungle by a cruel lion lord. But the oblique turned out to be quick-witted. He aroused in the cruel glutton anger at the one who is stronger than him. Mistaking his reflection in the river for an opponent, he threw himself into the water and drowned.

Knowledge is power and laughter is a weapon against evil

You can change the ending of the story. Let our lion not drown in the river, but become a universal laughing stock. All the animals gathered on the river bank will ridicule the stupid beast. And the one whom everyone laughs at can no longer be the main one, who needs to be feared and obeyed. Knowledge and ingenuity are sometimes more important than strength and cruelty - this is the moral of this instructive story.

Any number of actors can take part in such a performance. You can diversify the action with a small concert, with which the animals decide to please their bunny friend. Then the presentation will contain several performances. These will be children's skits, funny, short, in which the actors will present the animals and their relationships.

Fairy tales in a new way

Children love to act out funny mini-sketches. It is possible to offer for these purposes well-known fairy tales, rewritten in a new way. And it is especially funny when heroes of different works meet in one story.

For example, it is easy to remake the famous story about "Kolobok", supplementing it with the fairy tale "Ryaba the Hen". Kids really like such confusions, they laugh, seeing that the usual characters do not act the way they always do, and get into ridiculous situations.

“Grandfather and grandmother lived in the same village, they had a chicken named Ryaba. Here, a chicken laid an egg, but not a simple one, but ... from dough! And the testicle has eyes, a nose, a mouth. "Who are you? What is your name?" - asked the grandmother. “I am Gingerbread Man - a ruddy side, rich like a cake, sweet like ice cream! And now you are my grandparents, you must love and pamper me! Grandfather and grandmother were delighted, they rushed to pamper Kolobok. They offer him all sorts of delicious things: yoghurts and lollipops, juices and fruits. But Kolobok refuses everything, wants to go for a walk in the forest. “You, granddaughters, cannot ride through the forest, there a cunning fox will catch you and eat you!” his grandfather warns. "I myself with a mustache!" - answered Kolobok and rolled away.

He rolls, rolls, and a fox meets him. "Who are you?" she asks Kolobok. And he will tell her: “I was born from a chicken, her son, that means!” The fox was surprised, she had never seen such a chicken. And I thought it was some kind of abnormal chicken, inedible. And he contrived, jumped on the fox's back and, well, drive her, to direct the old man and the old woman to the house!

Grandfather and grandmother are sitting, grieving: “Our granddaughter has disappeared, the fox will eat him!” And the hen Ryaba consoles them: “Don’t cry, my dears, I’ll lay another egg for you, not from dough, but normal!” Only the grandfather and grandmother do not want normal, they want to see their Kolobok - they have already fallen in love with him. And they began to cry bitterly about him.

And then suddenly they hear - someone is jumping in the yard. They looked out and laughed: Kolobok riding a fox! Here's a killer!

They caught the redhead by the tail and put her on a chain in the yard: “You will guard the house instead of a dog. Stop hurting defenseless little animals in the forest!”

Short scenes for the camp

Vanya Palkin is sitting in front of the aquarium in a living corner. He lowered the fishing rod into it and begged the goldfish: “Little fish, make me the strongest in the camp so that I can knock down Petka Samokhin with one blow! And also make me the most beautiful so that Lyuska Morozova falls in love with me without memory! And I also want to become the smartest, so that I can defeat everyone at the What, Where, When Olympiad! The head of the camp passes by. He saw such a disgrace and said: “Vanya, get away from the fish! She is not magical, but ordinary! And then the fish gives a voice: “That's it, I've been telling him about this for 2 hours, but he doesn't understand anything! They read, damn it, Pushkin, there is no peace from them ... "

To play funny mini-scenes, you can use the plots of the Yeralash newsreel. Funny interludes will delight both the audience and the performers themselves.

An unforgettable gift - a scene for a birthday boy

How nice it is when, in addition to the traditional offering, the guests play. You can arrange an improvisation. This presentation does not require preparation.

For impromptu funny birthday scenes to be successful, it is enough to prepare words for each character in advance, print them on paper. It is also a good idea to pick up accessories for outfits: scarves, glasses, hats, umbrellas, galoshes, masks, false beards, mustaches, wigs.

Just with a bang, the staging of the fairy tale "Turnip" is going on. Here the main role is played by the words of the characters. Participants in improvisation will, by condition, be required to pronounce their phrase immediately after the words of the author, if he names the hero.

Can you think of cool words to every actor. For example, a grandfather will say: “Oh, if it weren’t for the Internet, your grandfather would be a sprinter!” Grandma can be given the words: “Botox, fitness and lipstick - what else do you need for a grandmother?” The granddaughter will constantly repeat: “Thicker turnip - more money we can make money!” and so on. Certain funny gestures should accompany the words: let the grandfather hold on to his lower back and limp, holding the headphones from the player in his ears and twitching slightly to the music, the grandmother makes eyes and coquettishly straightens her scarf, and the granddaughter shows with her hands a “thick turnip” in a figurative sense, that is huge cheeks.

What is a holiday at school without an interlude?

Usually all festive events in educational institutions accompanied by an amateur concert. And funny school scenes occupy the most important place in it.

Plots for these interludes can be taken from the works of Viktor Dragunsky. For example, from the stories about the boys Denis and Mishka, wonderful children's scenes are obtained. funny short stories about the Misipisi River or about the invented exploits of friends rescuing children from fire and from under the ice are relevant to this day, so the audience always likes them.

It’s good if there are talented teenagers among schoolchildren who can write a script for a scene on their own, displaying in the plot some kind of incident that happened in reality. Of course, the names of the actors should be hidden, but the event itself can be displayed. It will be very relevant and interesting. By the way, school-themed interludes can be used as funny scenes for the camp, because even during the holidays, the guys remember about their studies.

On recreational activities, in educational institutions, funny scenes for schoolchildren are most liked by the audience. The need to stage such skits may arise at the school KVN, class hour or competitions for showing amateur performances. About whom is it said in the script for schoolchildren? Of course, about exactly the same students, losers, excellent students, teachers, class teacher.

Surely schoolchildren themselves will be interested in staging a couple of such scenes. It's very easy to play yourself.

Scenario of a funny scene about schoolchildren "Losers"

This scene contains an instructive story for schoolchildren about the importance of doing homework. Several schoolchildren of junior or middle classes participate in a funny production. They play the following roles: Kolya Petechkin - a loser and a bully, Sasha Gavrilov - his bosom friend, Vitya Melnikov - an excellent student, two schoolgirls.

Props for the scene: a school desk with chairs, a wooden board, large fake buttons.

So, there is a desk on the stage. Two girls run out. Kolya Petechkin, chasing them, jumps out behind them with a plastic tube in his hands.

Girl 1 (shouting):
Stop it, Petechkin!

Girl 2:
Petechkin, stop it! Who are they talking to!

They are trying to hide from Petechkin behind a desk.

Petechkin (selflessly spits papers through a straw):
And I will spit! And I will spit! La-la-la! How fun I am!

Girl 1:
It is necessary to do informatics, and not to misbehave.

Girl 2:
Otherwise, Kolya, today they will ask you at a computer science lesson, and you will get a deuce!

(Both schoolgirls run away.)

Petechkin (stops spitting):
computer science? That's right, the teacher promised to call me... What should I do? Oh, I'll try to get help from a friend! (Calls.) Sasha! Gavrilov!

(Sasha Gavrilov exits.)

Gavrilov:
What do you want, Kolya?

Petechkin:
I need to write off someone's computer science. Maybe you can help a friend out?

Gavrilov:
I'd love to help you, but you know what the secret is: I didn't make it myself.

Petechkin:
Eh, problem! How can it be, huh?

Gavrilov:
Do you know what?

Petechkin:
What?

Gavrilov:
You sleep with Melnikov.

Petechkin:
He won't.

Gavrilov:
And you somehow manage...

(Vitya Melnikov appears with a notebook. He has an exemplary appearance, he wears glasses.)

Petechkin:
ABOUT! Melnikov! (Echidno.) Excellent student!

Melnikov:
Kolya Petechkin, loser and truant! Gerasim, why did you drown Mu-Mu?

Petechkin:
I am not Gerasim, I am Nikolai.

Melnikov (singing with expression to the tune of the melody from the movie "The Godfather"):
Why did Gerasim drown his Mu-Mu? She lay, did not interfere with anyone! (Proudly leaves.)

Petechkin (following the departed Melnikov):
Oh, are you teasing? Well, here I will teach you. You will give me computer science to write off, and all my life ...

Gavrilov (rubbing his hands):
Will it work for drugs?

Petechkin:
No! Will be afraid of me! (Brings out of the wings a piece of wide wooden board.) This board will help me to deceive him. Only you, Sanya, should help me in this matter.

Gavrilov:
Okay, what should I do?

Petechkin:
Confirm everything I say. (Puts the board under the sweater, presses it to his chest. Shouts backstage.) Hey, Melnikov! Come here! Melnikov! I'm telling you! Come for a minute.

(Vitya Melnikov exits.)

Melnikov (proudly):
What do you want, Petechkin?

Petechkin:
That's what, Victor, I have business with you.

Melnikov:
What business can you have with me?

Petechkin:
The most friendly. Save it, huh? Don't let the man fall. Allow me to write off computer science.

Melnikov:
Aaah, that's what you're talking about. Do not even hope.

Petechkin (solemn bass):
Victor, then prepare to die! I am not Kolya Petechkin, but you know who I am? You know? I am the Terminator!

Melnikov (disparagingly):
What? You're completely crazy, right?

Petechkin (pompously):
No. I just came from the future, from 2069. And I came with Miss...

Melnikov:
What miss?

Petechkin (in a whisper):
Not with a miss, but with a mission. (Kolya recovers and continues imperturbably.) Yes, I have come with a mission.

Melnikov (shyly):
From what?

Petechkin:
I have to destroy you, since you know computer science well. And after many years you will know her so well that you will write computer virus, which will destroy all computers on the planet...

Melnikov (stuttering with fear):
But I can't write viruses...

Petechkin:
Learn in the future. And no one will be able to cope with him, because you will program him with high artificial intelligence. And no one will be able to unravel the algorithm of its action, because you don’t let anyone write off. Therefore, no one can fight him.

In general, "asta la vista, baby"!

(Pretends to pull the trigger of the machine gun and assumes a belligerent stance.)

Melnikov (cringes):
Oh no! Spare me. I have a mother and a little brother...

Petechkin (threateningly):
Spare?

Gavrilov (questioningly):
Can we spare?

Melnikov:
And I want to ask, how do you feel, feeling like a Terminator?

Petechkin:
Strength and power throughout the body. (Offering.) Here, hit me in the chest ...

Melnikov (hitting a board hidden under a sweater):
Oh! (grimaces in pain) You're like bulletproof! Why do you have bad grades in physical education?

Petechkin:
I'm pretending.

Melnikov:
Well, do you see how, somehow in a special way?

Petechkin:
I can see well, even in the dark. Here, ask me any question.

Melnikov:
Well, let's say... (Thinking.) How are you?

Petechkin (pretends, shakes his head):
And before my eyes, as in the monitor of an invisible computer, several answers appear at once. The first option - "the fool himself", the second (reads a sarcastic rhyme) - "How are you, how are you, I laid a testicle!" The third is "none of your business."

Melnikov:
And which one will you choose?

Petechkin (solemnly):
I'm a fool!

Melnikov (offended):
Petechkin, why did you call me names?

Petechkin:
And in the future you will call me a fool, so I already answered you. That's how invulnerable I am.

Gavrilov:
So you, Melnikov, will you let me write off? And then the Terminator will destroy you.

Petechkin (fiercely):
"Asta la vista, baby!"

Melnikov:
Don't, don't ruin it! I'll give you computer science to write off.

Gavrilov:
And math. These sciences are interconnected...

Petechkin:
OK?

Melnikov (saluting):
That's right, Comrade Terminator.

(Petechkin swings his fists in front of Melnikov's nose, showing off his muscles. Girls appear behind them. They put buttons on the chair.)

Girl 1 (to the audience):
Petechkin spat at the papers. So we will take revenge on him.

Girl 2:
Here we are teaching him! Let's put buttons on his chair. Let him sit! (Both girls run away.)

Petechkin:
Now I'm going to sit on a chair! (He flops down on a chair, immediately jumps up and yells.) Ah!

Girls :
Haha! That's what you need, a little chocolate! (They run away).

Melnikov:
So you're not iron? (Takes out a plank from Kolya, from behind his bosom.) Oh, there you are! I won't write off! We need to do our own lessons! (Exits.)

Gavrilov:
Oh, Kolya, we'll have to do it ourselves next time. homework do.

Funny scene for schoolchildren "At the classroom"

Classroom is the perfect place to stage this funny scene for schoolchildren. Moreover, the class teacher can personally participate in it, but any student can play his role.

Actors according to the scenario: class teacher (KR); Alekseeva and Fedotova - glamorous blondes, laughing schoolgirls; Semenov is a typical excellent student, a bore; Nikitin and Vovan are stupid schoolboys-hooligans; Samoilova is a lax, candy-on-a-stick, always late student.

The scene begins. The class teacher enters the classroom.

KR :
Yes, yes, let's go. (Everyone enters except Samoilova.) What, and that's it?

Alekseeva:
What are you, of course not! (Samoilova enters.) That's all!

KR :
And this is from the whole class? Where are the other 18 people? Can anyone explain where everyone is?

Semenov:
Well, if you take into account the address of everyone, walking speed, terrain and force majeure, then 47% are already at home, and another 53% are on the road.

KR :
Yes, it is clear to the physical education teacher that they left, the question is why did they leave?

Semenov:
Well, given the nature of the majority, the number of lessons today and force majeure, then 100% scored for the classroom hour.

KR :
Okay, Semenov, Alekseeva, Fedotova - this is understandable, decent students, but why did you Nikitin come? And he brought a friend with him.

Semenov:
Well, considering...

KR :
Semenov, shut up!

Semenov:
No, I just wanted to say that in no case should ...

KR :
So, Semyonov, here's a little book for you, read it, take notes. So, Nikitin, what are you doing here?

Nikitin:
And Vovan and I just cut off the light, you can’t play on the computer, you can’t watch TV, so we came from idleness.

Vovan:
And I'm really interested in cool problems.

KR :
Well, Nikitin, you're seriously unlucky that your lights were turned off! Tell me, why, did you check the fire extinguisher in the toilet on Thursday?

Nikitin:
Well, we were told that in the event of a fire, we must immediately extinguish it with a fire extinguisher.

Vovan:
Yes, it needs to be fired up right away.

KR :
So where did you get that something is on fire?!

Nikitin:
Well, it smelled like smoke.

Vovan:
Yes, it smelled.

CR (shouting):
Like you don't know what kind of smoke our toilet smells like!

Nikitin:
Are you talking about this? No, if someone wanted to do this, they would call me.

Vovan:
Yes, they would invite him.

CR (after waiting):
All clear. I have no complaints about you, Vova, only a question for Nikitin, what is he doing on our class hour a student from another class at another school?

Nikitin:
And, as I said, our electricity was cut off, and Vovan has nothing to do either, so I took him to have fun, friends need to help.

KR :
Have fun! Well, the students went. Now to other others. Samoilova, not bad. There are no deuces, no triples, no fours either ... there are no marks at all! Samoilova, when will you start going to school. What are you up to this time?

Samoilov:
According to the encyclopedia of diseases, I reached the letter "G". I have a headache.

KR :
I would say that you have an inflammation of cunning, but this, as Nikitin says, is a button accordion!

(Class applauds.)

Fedotov:
You still have to learn "IMHO" and Preved Medved and everything will be in chocolate.

Semenov:
I've read it, I've taken notes, and, you know, I think that given...

KR :
You don’t have to take anything into account, you should generally try to teach less, answer, give the floor to other students ...

Semenov:
Yes, but this is from one point of view, here psychology says that ...

KR :
There is only one way out. On Semyonov, read another little book, take notes.
So, let's hurry, we only have 15 minutes before Semyonov finishes reading, we must hurry.
Alekseev and Fedotov also received complaints against you! You talk in every class!

Alekseeva:
Yes, we are on topic.

Fedotov:
Yes, on topic. (Giggle.)

KR :
And laugh in class.

Alekseeva:
Yes you!

Fedotov:
No way (Giggle.)

KR :
Draw in your notebook!

Alekseeva:
Well, as long as it's a drawing book (And they both burst out laughing. Everyone looks puzzled, like "What are you laughing at?")

KR :
(Coughing, indicating that it's time for them to stop) Actually, in a chemistry notebook.

Alekseva:
(Scratches the back of his head, thinking that he would lie.) So these are the drawings.

Fedotov:
Yes, okay, what is there to hide, the chemist is such a darling, he allows us to. (Laughing again.)

KR :
Okay, there is little time left, Semyonov is already finishing reading, so tell me, who will make the wall newspaper?

(Silence.)

KR :
I think Nikitin is with his friend.

Nikitin:
Why are we?

KR :
Well, so you cut off the light, so you have nothing to do.

Vovan:
And I'm from a different school.

KR :
Never mind. You said yourself that you are interested in cool problems. Plus, you need to help your friends. Whatman in the closet. I'll go, and calm Semenov yourself.

It won’t take much time to prepare these funny scenes for schoolchildren. Words are learned very easily, and in some places you can even improvise. By the way, such humorous scenes are well suited for summer camp. Before lights out, you can have fun and remember your studies at school.